intro
#welcome
Welcome to the beginning of the #welcome channel.
Brace yourselves. webmaster just joined the server.
A friendly spidey has spawned in the server.
Natasha is here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And Natasha is all out of gum.
barton just joined. Can I get a heal?
Welcome, Iron-Man. We were expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Nevermind, it’s just War Machine.
Black Panther has joined the server! It’s super effective!
Ha! Vision has joined! You activated my trap card!
Captain America has arrived. Party’s over.
Welcome, Winter Soldier. Stay awhile and listen.
Swoooosh. Falcon just landed.
Ant-Man just joined. Hide your bananas.
Scarlet Witch just joined. Everyone, look busy!
#faq
@here
this text channel is here to lay down the law in our server. if you still have questions, dont be afraid to @webmaster or @friendly spidey for help!
CHANNELS
general
#lobby - for general conversation!
#check-in - for emergency rolecalls. if someone asks for a check-in on this channel, please respond or youll be assumed in danger or dead ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨
#intel - for discussing active situations, not necessarily emergencies but general discussion
#code-red - for ACTIVE ONLY events, i.e. immediate danger
#request-line - request new channels here!
#chill - for casual chat
#vent - self-explanatory
#speakeasy & #speakeasy-txt - voice channel and its accompanying text chat for people who cant talk but want to participate!
private channels are designated chats for team communications! if you’d like a new, channel made (public or private), ask @webmaster in a private message or the #request-line!
RULES
the purpose and...population of this server is unconventional, so most of the usual servers rules are kind of moot. we’re all adults here, be respectful. absolutely NO revealing personal info without express permission. i can’t promise any punishments if you do, but uh. i’d imagine you’d be stepping on a lot of toes in the process with some severe irl consequences. on this server, we operate under a three strikes rule. we will warn you on your first offense, mute you for an hour on your second, and kick you on your third. three kicks, and you’re banned from the server.
we want to create a simple way to keep in contact and coordinate with the community following The Incident and the accords. so, if there’s anyone you know who belongs here, add them under their codename!
ONLINE - 11
webmaster
friendly spidey
Ant-Man
barton
Black Panther
Captain America
Falcon
Iron-Man
Natasha
Vision
War Machine
OFFLINE - 2
Scarlet Witch
Winter Soldier
#lobby
Falcon Quick question: what the hell is all of this?
War Machine Why do some people have a normal name, and others get…these?
Ant-Man why are all of you online?
Black Panther Who are all of you?
Captain America How did you find all of us?
barton h
Natasha Give the boys five minutes to explain before you spam them with questions.
friendly spidey this is a chat system for heroes/vigilantes/whatever you want to call us. we thought it'd be a good idea to have one since there are so many of us in one area. plus, it'd be useful for uh. New York™ level disasters. im online because i was doing other work when this got finished. webmaster, natasha, barton and i picked our names. u can change urs if u want.
Natasha Thank you, Spidey.
War Machine How do we change names?
friendly spidey ill pm. oh, and out of the four of us, we collectively knew all of your contact infos. teamwork made this server ヽ(＾Д＾)ﾉ
Rhodes Thanks. For the name help, not the server.
friendly spidey yw
barton you're welcome for the server
Rhodes asshole
Captain America Barton, you’re not supposed to contact vigilantes anymore. I don’t want you to end up in prison. Or on the run with us.
barton i’m gonna level with you, cap, i don’t give a single shit.
Ant-Man :O
barton its not like they'd catch me doing it anyway
Captain America You're literally operating under your last name.
webmaster sorry i was finishing up security things
webmaster as far as anyone outside of this server is concerned, it’s a fanserver. youre intense stans of the avengers - these are your fan accounts. you roleplay as heroes. spidey an i figured out a cover story if you ever get caught.
barton see its fine. you're just nerds with no lives.
Falcon Dont you mean we?
barton nope
Captain America Well alright then
Ant-Man can we add people?
webmaster sure! don’t forget their nicknames! we don't wanna expose anyone by accident
webmaster make sure you read the faq before you message @everyone! if you want, we can start with some introductions.
Natasha Most of us are acquainted.
Natasha I’m tired as hell right now. Does anyone in here know of a good place to get a cup of coffee in, say, Bangladesh?
barton n...no?
Natasha Damn. I’ll just get Starbucks then.
barton wish u could mail me some too ugh
Falcon As fun as all this is, I need to get some rest. Goodnight everyone.
Rhodes Night, birdbrain.
barton gn
Natasha Night
Steve Rogers Good night!
webmaster gn
friendly spidey gn!
Ant-Man nightnight feathers
Black Panther Sleep well.
Rhodes Unrelated: I just discovered the welcome chat and the face by Tony’s welcome message is making me cry
friendly spidey god its perfect. did you see the one webmaster put in the faq
Rhodes the fuck is that
friendly spidey i think its a vageuly threatening garbage man
Vision I don’t understand any of what’s going on. Can I opt-out of this chat?
friendly spidey u can mute this and most of the channels, but pls leave the notifcations for #check-in on just in case vis uwu i bet that’s what mister starks doing
Iron-Man can you all shut the fuck up already its five in the morning some of us are trying to get a nap in
friendly spidey perhaps not! shutting up.
#request-line
CA I'd like to put in a request for a team channel.
webmaster okay. who's in it?
CA Natasha, Falcon, barton, and Ant-Man
Ant-Man OH??
CA We were a good team.
CA Nat, Falcon, and I could use it to coordinate. Besides that, I’d like to keep in touch if we're all going to be using this service.
Ant-Man let it be known that cap really is a big old softie
Falcon Emphasis on old
webmaster what do you want the channel name to be?
Falcon Alpha
Ant-Man i dig that
CA Seconded.
webmaster would you like me to add bucky?
CA He’s in here?
Webmaster sure @Winter Soldier
CA Then yes, please!
webmaster done! it should be under the TEAMS menu.
Winter Soldier bwhat the hell
#team-alpha
webmaster i'm technically still a part of this channel as admin of this server, but i won't read any of it unless you @ me. have fun.
CA Thank you again!
Winter Soldier i reeiterate what the hell
Ant-Man this is a chat for heroes, weirdo. have you never used technology before.
Winter Soldier i didnt even knwo i had this app on my phone or an account fo rhtat matter
CA It must've been Shuri's work.
Winter Soldier ah
Winter Soldier should i add her to this thing
CA @webmaster I know you said yes to Lang, but as far as I'm aware, she's a civilian.
webmaster who is it
Winter Soldier princess shuri of wakanda
#admins
webmaster UH
webmaster GUESS WE'RE ADDING ROYALTY???
webmaster [screenshot]
webmaster spidey?
webmaster i'm saying yes
#team-alpha
webmaster sure! do you want her to be in this channel?
CA No, for now.
webmaster okay, peace!
Falcon So, what happened at lunch?
CA I'm not sure I know what you're talking about
Falcon Come on, with Nat. You've been weird
CA It's complicated. And I'm not sure I want to discuss this when she's in this chat with us.
Falcon You're going to have to talk about it eventually dude
CA is typing...
CA Nat and I had a moment a while ago we were on a mission. To make a long story short, we shared a kiss. It never came up again and it didn't make things awkward for us, but I've been thinking about it. I brought it up at the cafe, which was apparently the wrong thing to do. I think I might have given her the impression that I have feelings for her. Which I don't. Not that she's not a lovely woman, of course, I just wanted to know if she missed that kind of affection as much as I did.
Falcon You make it sound like you asked her if she missed kissing you
CA I didn't put it exactly like that.
Falcon I'm gonna forget you said that for your sake. Are you....lonely? Is that what this is about?
CA I'm fine, for the most part.
CA You can't tell me you don't miss having a home to go back to. Or someone to go back to.
Falcon No, I don't. And I don't get to hop on a jet every couple of months to visit my boo in Africa.
Winter Soldier am i the boo
Falcon yes, you are, Machine Gun Ken.
Winter Soldier he doesnt get to see me often most of th etime hes with t'challa or shuri. but its nice when hes here
Falcon Must be.
Falcon Back to the dumbass at hand: Steve, you can talk to us before it gets awkward as hell like that. We're your teammates AND your friends. Idk how much you don't tell us about, but we can take it.
CA You're right. I'm lonely. I'm tired. I want to head to Wakanda for a week or so, with the both of you.
Falcon Ok, on one condition. We're gonna sit down and have a real talk about this later. Face to face. All four of us
CA Deal.
#welcome
Ermagherd. shuri is here.
#admins
friendly spidey ha ha what the fuck
friendly spidey how is this my life
webmaster dude i have no idea
#lobby
Winter Soldier hello sjuri
shuri sjuri
Winter Soldier your brother is here and he will yell at you if you bully me
Black Panther No I won't
shuri thank u bro
webmaster hello @everyone, welcome shuri to the server! we have a faq (you should probably read that before you do anything)
shuri, webmaster, friendly spidey
webmaster hey i just want to check with you
webmaster one of our rules is to not reveal any personal info. how much are you willing to have in the open (name, location)?
friendly spidey also u can change ur name if u want
shuri this is fine for now!
shuri i have no secrets.
webmaster okay, cool :)
shuri :)
shuri you two created this server?
friendly spidey webs did most of the heavylifting, i just gave some names
webmaster hush. yes we equally did
shuri smart. i doubt any of them considered using this platform to communicate
shuri old people like to pretend technology stops and starts with vibranium fabric
friendly spidey LMAO
webmaster u right
shuri so how long have you two…
webmaster ????
shuri your matching names are adorable
friendly spidey thank you :D
webmaster OH uh jddj thanks
shuri may i ask how much personal information you both share in this server?
#lobby
Natasha Welcome!
Black Panther be nice or I'll break your kneecaps @everyone
STARK hey
Ant-Man hewwo
Rhodes Hi there
Falcon Hey shortstuff
shuri chicken.
Falcon >:-(
shuri hello everyone! i’m shuri, i’m 16, and i never fucking learned how to read
friendly spidey AJSHSJA
webmaster holy fuxkdj
shuri my people
Rhodes you can call me Rhodey
Ant-Man scott
STARK <--
Scarlet Witch Wanda
webmaster okay throw your name in the new intro server, from now on, we'll have people check that so we don't have to do this every time we add someone
friendly spidey ur mind
shuri so powerful we stan
Black Panther This was a mistake
#admins
webmaster !!! we should make her a mod
friendly spidey what for real?
webmaster well, if we're going to keep adding ppl, u and me cant handle all of the work ourselves. we have school and you have heroing. plus she seems cool
friendly spidey ya tru
webmaster added shuri
shuri you left me on read. rude.
webmaster spidey and i dont have our names public. stark knows his identity but thats it, i think
friendly spidey yup.
shuri why is that? for you both
webmaster im not really...involved, with this. i just help spidey sometimes. its not really important for ppl to know who i am
friendly spidey just personal stuff
shuri valid. i wont ask again <3
friendly spidey <3
webmaster anyway, if u wanna be a mod, all you really gotta do is watch out for ppl @ing us in the #request-line or violations of the privacy rules
webmaster atm locations are the only sensitive info. names (other than ours) are fine. we'll add you to the intro gcs from now on so you can stay up to date.
shuri i dont know how much free time i will have, but ill do what i can. ty
#request-line
Rhodes oh so SAM gets a group channel and we don’t?
shuri HYUCK well he asked!
Rhodes Can we have one, sweetwebs?
webmaster of course, rhodey.
Rhodes Tony, me, vis, black panther, and nat
Rhodes actually, scratch nat. She has her own gc now
webmaster bold
Black Panther no thank you
friendly spidey can i take his spot
Rhodes Tony, me, vis, and spidey
webmaster gotcha! pick a name
Rhodes hm
STARK hotrod
Rhodes loser
#hotrod
Rhodes loser
STARK I heard you the first time, sweetheart
friendly spidey owo whats this?
STARK unadd that gremlin right this instant
friendly spidey ;n;
Rhodes you hurt his feelings
STARK eh
friendly spidey </3
Rhodes apologize
STARK I’m sorry, kid. you know I’m kidding
friendly spidey i know mister stark
friendly spidey <3
STARK so this server, you and your friend Ted made it right?
friendly spidey one, his name is ned and two, me and webmaster made it. no name reveals. it’s the rules.
STARK okay, no names. that’s one of your rules, though, isn’t it
friendly spidey it might be
STARK figured
Rhodes Why?
STARK underoos is antsy about his secret identity. family stuff.
Rhodes I literally cannot relate to that. Mine was all over tv.
friendly spidey it feels like i’m the only one who cares about it sometimes
STARK you probably are, but it's reasonable to be cautious in your situation
Rhodes it just occurred to me that Vision probably won't say shit in here if he bothers to check this app at all. should we remove him
friendly spidey hm nah, he might come in once in a while
STARK don’t break up my family, Rhodey.