CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: GUYS GUYS GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP
SheBeSneaky: yes?
Spider-Burrito: what!?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: I LOST MY HEARING AIDS
IronPopTartMan: AGAIN!?!?
IronPopTartMan: how do you lose them so easily!?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: your guess is just as good as mine-
IronPopTartMan: don't expect me to help you find them
Spider-Burrito: i'll help!
Spider-Burrito: when did you last use them?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: yesterday before going to bed? or before my shower? i usually put them in the box where they are supposed to go
IronPopTartMan: we should just like, stick them to your ears permanently, i know i made them extremely hard to fall off and all, considering our jobs, but you still somehow lose them so often? i just? how?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: okay look- whenever i take off my shirt with the hearing aids on, they fall off. how is that 'hard to fall off' ?
IronPopTartMan: oh shut up, just look for your own hearing aids instead of having the kid look for you
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: yeah yeah, i'm on it
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: UUGGHHH, This is taking SO LONG-
IronPopTartMan: YOU'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR ONLY 5 MINUTES!
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: your point?
IronPopTartMan: unbelievable-
Spider-Burrito: guys i think i found them!
Spider-Burrito: wait no those are batteries, sorry-
Mr.Jesus: valid effort
CoolScienceBro: Is no one gonna mention that batteries look nothing like hearing aids?
SheBeSneaky: of course not, their all idiots
CoolScienceBro: ... I mean, true-
CaptainMotherHen: Have you thought about looking in the vents?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: already done- they weren't there
IronPopTartMan: we really need to put a tracker in them, like, so badly
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: why don't you?
IronPopTartMan: to try and teach you a lesson about losing your things!
FalconsAreCool: The only lesson your gonna teach him is that no matter how often he loses his things, he\ll find them again
IronPopTartMan: but that problem would on increase if i put a tracker in, wouldn't it?
FalconsAreCool: He wouldn't lose them if he always knows where they are
IronPopTartMan: fine, i'm not putting in a tracker to spite him
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: *GASP* how DARE you!
CoolScienceBro: Tony, what you just said sounds strangely familiar to what Peter said a few days ago
PopTartLover: Like Father like Son
PopTartLover: No offense Brother
MischievousSnek: none taken
Spider-Burrito: i'm not his son-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: that, is what we call daddy issues
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: and denial, just like your father-
IronPopTartMan: blocked, deleted- your not allowed to speak to me ever again, or the kid
Spider-Burrito: and suddenly i'm not looking for your hearing aids-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: WAIT NO PLEASE-
Spider-Burrito: sorry not sorry
Mr.Jesus: I don't know if that was well deserved or not
MischievousSnek: i suppose it depends on perspective
CaptainMotherHen: Have you thought about asking FRIDAY where they are?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: OMG YES- THANK THE LORD JESUS
Mr.Jesus: your welcome
Mr.Jesus: i have healed you with the technology of today
IronPopTartMan: i made his hearing aids?
Spider-Burrito: ssshhhh
IronPopTartMan: but kid he can't just claim it's he healed clint with my technology
Spider-Burrito: SSSSSSHHHHHHHH
CaptainMotherHen: Jesus-
Mr.Jesus: Yes
SheBeSneaky: you guys are unbelievable
CaptainMotherHen: You love us
SheBeSneaky: sadly
FalconsAreCool: why were your hearing aids in a coffee mug?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: hm
FalconsAreCool: WHY WERE YOUR HEARING AIDS IN A COFFEE MUG?!
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: a magician never reveals their secret
FalconsAreCool: THAT MAKES LITERALLY NO SENSE
Spider-Burrito: guys! guys! i have an idea!
IronPopTartMan: oh no
Spider-Burrito: i take full offense to that
Spider-Burrito: anyways! what if we all went to play laser tag?
PopTartLover: Laser Tag? That sounds like a very fun activity!
PopTartLover: What is it?
Mr.Jesus: it sounds dangerous
MischievousSnek: if it's dangerous, i'm in-
Spider-Burrito: oh no! it's not dangerous at all unless you don't follow the rules, or smack face first in a wall- it's basically where we split people into multiple teams, or everyone against the others, and we shoot at each other and if you hit someone you get a point, if you hit them in the chest you render their laser gun useless for 60 seconds- it's not real lasers though! so don't worry!
MischievousSnek: the fact that it's safe ruined all the fun-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i think that's an amazing idea actually- sounds like fun!
SheBeSneaky: yeah, i approve
CaptainMotherHen: Have you guys done laser tag before?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: yeah, me, Nat, Laura and the kids all went once-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: you can't stab people in the back though, since you can't shoot your own team members
Spider-Burrito: actually, the place i'm suggesting let's you- i'm pretty sure they do it just so that the workers can laugh as people accidentally shoot their own team mates-
IronPopTartMan: well, i guess i'll book a day for us all to go?
CaptainMotherHen: I suppose we can all have a day off, relax and all
Spider-Burrito: can we just acknowledge the fact that the people who own the place will have an aneurysm when they realize the avengers are going to a fucking laser gun places-
IronPopTartMan: i mean, that's a given
SheBeSneaky: confident are we?
IronPopTartMan: would you expect any less of me?
SheBeSneaky: of course not
IronPopTartMan: exactly
FalconsAreCool: omg
Spider-Burrito: so, when is it gonna be?
IronPopTartMan: after christmas, i don't think we will all have the time to go before then
IronPopTartMan: about that- who is gonna be here for christmas and who is gonna go away?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i don't know yet? me and laura have been thinking of having christmas over at the tower but she needs to ask the kids
IronPopTartMan: okay, anyone else?
Spider-Burrito: i mean, i don't know? aunt may said that she'll try to take a day off, but i don't know if she would come here or i would go to where she lives now if she does get a day off?
Mr.Jesus: i always forget you don't live here indefinitely-
Spider-Burrito: i mean, i might as well? i'm basically living here until i'm 18 to finish school- and then it all depends on which college i go to- that isn't for another couple years though
IronPopTartMan: yeah, i'm glad to have you around kid-
IronPopTartMan: everyone else staying? i know scott won't be with us, so that isn't an issue-
CaptainMotherHen: I think that's everyone-
IronPopTartMan: ... we have so much food to prepare-
CoolScienceBro: Good luck-
IronPopTartMan: just for that comment, your forced to help me cook, you to peter
Spider-Burrito: why me?
IronPopTartMan: because i said so
Spider-Burrito: okay?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: he just wants to spend some quality dad and son time, accept it-
FalconsAreCool: why do you do this-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: BECAUSE IT'S TRUE- I'M A FATHER, I CAN SMELL THE DAD TENDENCIES FROM MILES AWAY-
FalconsAreCool: I'm not denying it, just saying that you have to let them realize it themselves
IronPopTartMan: wow, betrayed by you as well? i should have expected it-
FalconsAreCool: you really should've, what made you trust me in the first place?
IronPopTartMan: good point-