‘JUST A FLESH WOUND’??
{GROUP CHAT: don’t take the dayshit}
Craig: dad asked if you guys want tacos for dinner
Clyde: YES DAD
Craig: shit
Craig: wrong chat
Jimmy: craig i want tacos
Tolkien: Give us tacos :(
Craig: no
Craig: they’re mine, get your own
Tweek: yOu offer d…dont take it ba cK
Craig: sharing is not caring
Clyde: what a tease >:(
Tweek: 🙁
Craig: …only Tweek gets tacos.
Tweek: 😀
Clyde: WHAT
Clyde: that’s not fair!!!
Craig: 🖕
Clyde: OH
Clyde: speaking of tacos
Clyde: dudes someone was absolutely RIPPING ASS in the Taco Bell bathroom yesterday
Jimmy: c.
Jimmy: call that a Baja Blast.
Clyde: YOOOO
Jimmy: :^)
Craig: why am i friends with you people
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{GROUP CHAT: CAESARING CARMAN}
Junius: guys i have an announcement
Junius: im bi
Longinus: yeah no shit
Brutus: Easy, Kenny.
Brutus: Thank you for telling us, Stan. We love you
Leo the Lion: proud of you, stan!
Caesar: just hit someone with my car, feelin good
Longinus: GUYS
Longinus: I JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR??
Longinus: wait
Caesar: oh.
Longinus:CARTMAN
Caesar: …whoops
Caesar has gone offline
Longinus: oh you bastard
Leo the Lion: are you okay, ken?? D:
Longinus: YEAH. just a flesh wound. its fine
Leo the Lion: ‘JUST A FLESH WOUND’??
Longinus: just a typical monday morning
Longinus: ANYWAYS
Leo the Lion: NO, NOT ANYWAYS
Leo the Lion: get over here >:(
Longinus: oh no
Longinus: how about
Longinus: i
Longinus: Don't Do That
Leo the Lion: >:((((
Leo the Lion: now
Longinus: okay okay
Longinus: i can nearly FEEL the glare from my phone
Longinus: let me just get up rq
Leo the Lion: YOU WERE STILL LYING ON THE ROAD?
Longinus: yeeeah
Leo the Lion: change of plan. sit on the sidewalk, i’m coming to get you
Longinus: you dont have to leo i’ll be fine !
Longinus: i’ve walked off worse injuries lol
Leo the Lion: ken.
Leo the Lion: did i fuckin stutter
Longinus: .
Longinus: i’m going to do the wise thing and shut up now
Leo the Lion: thats what i thought
Longinus: yknow, leo, ur rather hot when you get all demanding
Leo the Lion: kenneth.
Longinus: aaand thats my cue
Longinus has gone offline
Leo the Lion has gone offline
Junius: i have a feeling i rlly dont want 2 know what they r going 2 be doing
Brutus: Besides getting Kenny medical help?
Junius: oh yeah. right. that.
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{DMS: LeopoldS and KennethM}
KennethM: was lookin through ur closet
KennethM: and i gotta ask
KennethM: is this. a blue version of my parka 🤔
LeopoldS: WHJAYTYY
LeopoldS: nNNOO.
LeopoldS: whY WOULD I HJVE THAT….
KennethM: knew i’d eventually sway you to the ways of the parka (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡
LeopoldS: shutup
KennethM: you should wear it to school ,,, we could ma tch,,,
LeopoldS: absolutely not
KennethM: you don’t want to match with me? o(〒﹏〒)o
LeopoldS: correction: i’d rather not be bullied
KennethM: you wont ! !! i wont let htem bully you >:(
KennethM: plssss leo. just once 🙏🥺
LeopoldS: i’ll THINK about it, but for now, absolutely not
KennethM: yknow what i’ll take it
KennethM: RIGHT ANYWAYS
KennethM: can i,,,
LeopoldS: yes you can wear it, kenny
LeopoldS: now go take a shower while i get the first aid kit ready
KennethM: WOOHOOOOOO
KennethM: im goin im going
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{GROUP CHAT: i want to kashoot myself}
D’arkness 💀: Raven, fuck off.
D’arkness 💀: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.
Raven𓄿: WHAT DID I DO ???
D’arkness 💀: You Know What You Did
Raven𓄿: I REALLY DONT, MICHAEL
D’arkness 💀: :/
Ebony 💄: You forgot that we were going to meet up yesterday.
Raven𓄿: oh shit im so sorry
Raven𓄿: shits been fucky lately n i was @ craigs for most of it
Raven𓄿: the meetup totally slipped my mind
Ebony 💄: You alright?
Raven𓄿: ye
Raven𓄿: better than b4 at least
Raven𓄿: i’ll meet u guys @ lunch out bacj?
D’arkness 💀: ..Alright. We will see you then, Raven.
Dementia 🌫️: @Raven𓄿 what do you mean ‘for most of it’
Dementia 🌫️: i bet you’re at their house right now
Raven𓄿: shut up
Raven𓄿: 🖕
Dementia 🌫️: SEE. you’re just proving my point
Raven𓄿: i h8 u, pete
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Raven𓄿: what r u 2 arguing about this time?
Dementia 🌫️: he’s always using common phrases incorrectly!
Way 🩸: Cry me a table, Pete!
Dementia 🌫️: SEE??
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{DMS: LeopoldS and EricC}
LeopoldS: HEWLP
LeopoldS: HELP
LeopoldS: HELP
LeopoldS: HELLEP
EricC: what the fuck do you want????
LeopoldS: okay so i brought kenny over ot my house right
LeopoldS: to treat his injuries and stuff and i let him take a shower as well whle i clean his parka and stuff
LeopoldS: and uh
LeopoldS: WHY IS HE SO CUTE????
LeopoldS: he found a light blue parka i ha dbought a while ago becuase i uh, wanted to match with kenny before i realized how stupid that was
EricC: gay
LeopoldS: I AM AWAUE I AM VERY GY
LeopoldS: ALSO HES WEARING ONE OF MY TURTLNEKCS A ND IM .
LeopoldS: HES JSUT SO CUTENJK… ITS UFNAIR>...
LeopoldS: plspsls help
EricC: butters i got two words for u
LeopoldS: why do i have a feelin they wont be helpful words
EricC: Your Problem
LeopoldS: i was right
LeopoldS: eric pls
EricC: dude im not helping you with your crush on my best friend
LeopoldS: ERIC PELASE
LeopoldS: i’ll owe u one
EricC: uGHHh fine