why did you even take more than 16 benadryl
{GROUP CHAT: skittle squad}
Butters: hey fellas just saw the hatman last night !
Butters: so i thought i'd remind you all not to take more than 16 benadryl :)
manwhore: THE WHO
Wendyl: psych ward
godless whore: doctor’s office, then psych ward
Butters: yea i think i owe him money
manwhore: (◎ ◎)
manwhore:THE
manwhore:WHO.
Butters: oh
Butters: suddenly, this is not a safe space anymore
Craig: why did you even take more than 16 benadryl
Butters: anyways
Wendyl: no go back answer craig’s question butters
Butters: drawing isn't enough
Butters: i need to explode
Butters: wait
Butters: I’M GOING TO DROWN MYSELF IN THE LAKE
manwhore: noooo
manwhore: don't do that
manwhore: ur too sexy ahaha (*´-｀*)
Craig:
manwhore: where the fuck did you get that image
Craig has gone offline
manwhore: oh you slick bastard
manwhore: one day i will find where you get these images
manwhore: and it will be over for you bitches
Butters: change of plans, everybody!
Butters: @manwhore is why im drowning myself in a lake
Wendyl: damn it, kenny!
Wendyl: you killed butters.
godless whore: you bastard ! 😠
manwhore: oh that feels so wrong
manwhore: seeing that said by people other than kyle and stan
Wendyl: good.
Wendyl: maybe it’ll teach you not to kill butters :/
manwhore: ITS NOT LIKE I INTENDED TO
manwhore: AM I NOT ALLOWED TO FLIRT WITH PEOPLE ANYMORE???
Wendyl: no.
manwhore: THIS IS PANPHOBIA AT ITS FINEST
godless whore: L
godless whore: just get less easy to bully, whore
manwhore: AT LEAST IM NOT A GODLESS WHORE
godless whore: the only god here i see is ME and i’m going to smite you down like the bug you are
manwhore: do it pussy
Craig has come online
Craig: every time I’m confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless i look at this groupchat
manwhore: awww craig 🥺
godless whore: i knew you cared
Wendyl: wait for it….
Craig: and I tell myself, if I can survive living around you dumbass clowns, it means I can handle every problem.
Craig has gone offline
Wendyl: there it is
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{GROUP CHAT: Mr. Garrison’s Class}
KennethM: hewwo 😶 owo 😳 adds u as friend 👉 do u 🤭 wanty ☺️ want to 👀 pway a cod match? 😳 blushes with me? ▶️ 🙈 we can be on the same team 😛 and i 🚶♂️ i'll call 🥰 u 😱 so we can pwan and 😵 winny win :3 🤐 i’m so random 😤 but u stiw want 🙄 to join me 😭 in a cod match 🥺 💓 right invites u 💯 pwease accewpt ✅ my invwitation 🚸 to join! ⚠️🙌
EricC: DIE
Mr. Garrison has muted KennethM
Mr. Garrison: We don’t accept this kind of talk in our group chats, Kenneth.
KylieB: I’m sorry about him, Mr. Garrison
KylieB: I’ll deal with him.
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{GROUP CHAT: CAESARING CARMAN}
Longinus: that was so worth it lmao
Brutus: Was it, Kenny?
Brutus: Was it really?
Longinus: i just wanted to see if anyone responded
Longinus: didnt intend to get muted so quickly smh
Longinus: mr garrison really cant handle good shit
Longinus: and also i was bored
Longinus: ran out of cigarettes and cant grab more :/
Brutus: If you needed some, you could’ve asked.
Longinus: i thought u got rid of them?
Brutus:...Not exactly.
Brutus: I kept them, just haven’t used them in a while.
Brutus: Do you want some or not?
Longinus: kyle ily
Junius: wtf, ur smoking w/o me?
Brutus: Stan, you couldn’t join us if you wanted to.
Brutus: You’re stuck at home.
Junius:...ur rite but STILL
Brutus: I’ll save you one, okay?
Junius: ur the greatest sbf one could have
Brutus: I know.
Caesar: WHATG ABOUT ME??
Brutus: You?
Brutus: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't end you where you stand.
Caesar: BUTTERS TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY
Leo the Lion: oh! i did!
Leo the Lion: i forgot about that
Brutus: You make a good point...this time.
Brutus: Die.
Caesar: FUCK YOU, JEW
Brutus: And for that, you won’t be given even a speck of ash.
Brutus: Kenny, I’ll meet up with you at the usual spot?
Longinus: WOOOOO
Longinus: heEeeelllllll yeeEEAHHH
Brutus has gone offline
Longinus has gone offline
Leo the Lion: does this happen often>?
Junius: yeah pretty much
Leo the Lion: why are you guys even smoking? we’re ten?
Junius: sometimes life be like that
Junius: ugh randy’s calling
Junius: of all times he had to be home :/
Junius has gone offline
Leo the Lion: ????
Caesar: when randy calls it never means anything good
Leo the Lion: oh
Leo the Lion: okay
Leo the Lion: um.
Leo the Lion: how are you, eric?
Caesar: BETTER THAN YOU, BUTTERS
Leo the Lion: th
Leo the Lion: thats fair…
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{PRIVATE MESSAGES: LeopoldS and EricC}
EricC: so, you out of the closet yet?
LeopoldS: wh
LeopoldS: h
LeopoldS: HOW DIDO UYPOI
EricC: butters…
EricC: no straight person would be BLUSHING while kissing another man
EricC: i know kenny’s pretty and all, but
LeopoldS: SHJUT UP
LeopoldS: I COULDVE BEEN EMBARASED
LeopoldS: STRESSED OUT
EricC: were you?
LeopoldS:...no
LeopoldS: BUT I COULD HAVE BEEN
EricC: you nearly had an asthma attack. from kissing kenny.
EricC: you have the ninja star kenny threw at you that costed you your eye
EricC: ON YOR WALL
LeopoldS: SHJHYJ UPJNOF
LeopoldS: THAT EMNAS NOTHIGN
EricC: IN YOUR SECRET LAIR YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE WALL OF JUST KENNY AS MYSTERION
EricC: THERE IS NO STRAIGHT EXPLAINATION FOR THAT
LeopoldS: SHUTUPSHUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
LeopoldS: HOW DO YIOU EVEN KNWOIW THAT
EricC: your secret entrances are not very subtle, butters
EricC: theyre IN YOUR HOUSE, BUTTERS
LeopoldS: SHUT U{P SHT UP ASHIT UP
LeopoldS: ANYWYAS
LeopoldS: IM NOT TALKING ABOTU MY GAY CRUSHES WITH YOU ERIC
EricC: AH
EricC: SO IT'S A CRUSH
LeopoldS: SHTUPSHUTUP
LeopoldS: SHUUTUP
EricC: YOU CANT AVOID IT FOREVER, BUTTERS
LeopoldS: SHUTPHSUTP
LeopoldS: SHUTIP SHUTO
LeopoldS: UPO