THE SPAGHETTI WAS YOU COMING OUT?
{PRIVATE MESSAGES: LeopoldS and KennethM}
KennethM: do you,, want to talk about last night?
LeopoldS: nOT PAERRTICULARLY
KennethM: was just wondering
KennethM: sorry if it made you uncomfortable or anything
KennethM: i know you’re straight n all, so…
LeopoldS: kenny…….
LeopoldS; you realize. when i asked you if you boiled me in the girls chat
LeopoldS: i was being serious right
KennethM: what
LeopoldS: ken.
LeopoldS: i dont know how you thought i was straight
LeopoldS : im gay
KennethM:(⊙_⊙)
KennethM: oh
KennethM: OH
KennethM: WAIT
KennethM: THE SPAGHETTI WAS YOU COMING OUT?
LeopoldS: YOU ONLY NOW REALIZE AND REMEMBER THE SPAGHETTI COMMENTS???
KennethM: LISTEN
KennethM: I WAS A LITTLE BIT HIGH WHEN I WAS TALKING THERE
KennethM: ITS NOT LIKE I THINK BEFORE I SPEAK
LeopoldS: WHY WERE YOU HIGH ON A MONDAY…
KennethM: sometimes life be like that
KennethM: aNYWYAYS
KennethM: i’ll
KennethM: add you to the skittle squad
LeopoldS: the what
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{GROUP CHAT: skittle squad}
manwhore has added LeopoldS
manwhore has changed LeopoldS’s nickname to Butters
manwhore: would you like to share to the gays what you have learned about yourself, my dear paladin?
Butters: h
Butters: hom
Butters: homo
Butters: homoro
Butters: homoseuixal
manwhore: it’s ok, take ur time (＾▽＾)
Butters: mmmm
Butters: boys
Butters: i like boy.
Craig: mood
manwhore: GASP
manwhore: YOURE ONLINE
godless whore: congrats on realizing you’re gay finally @Butters
Butters: wh.
Butters: @godlesswhore WHAT DO YOU MEAN FINALLY?
godless whore: butters….we been knew, hon.
godless whore: we been knew
Butters: ??????????
manwhore: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?
Butters: HOW
Wendyl: bebe be nice
Craig has gone offline
Wendyl: we’re glad you can trust us enough to come out, butters !!
godless whore: butters…hon….no straight person says ‘oh hamburgers’ as often as you do
manwhore: .°(ಗдಗ。)°.
Butters: oh so i cant say words now without immediately outing myself???
manwhore: CRIAGGGG I WA SJOKIGN PELASE COME ABCK
godless whore: also you outright said how life would be easier if you could date men
Craig has come online
Craig: no
Butters: …okay thats a fair point
Craig: oh.
Butters: BUT STILL
Craig: btw
Craig: tweek
Craig: it's very muggy outside
Tweek has come online
Tweek: crAig, if i step outsiDe and all of our mugs are on th front lawn...
Craig: ……
Tweek: CRIAIG THIS IS THE THRID TIEM THIS MOTNH
Craig: sorry honey it seemed funny at the time
Tweek: NO STRIPE FOR THE WHOL DAY
manwhore: damn tweek, thats brutal
Craig:
Craig has gone offline
Wendyl: do i WANT to know whats been going on here
manwhore: no
manwhore: also
manwhore: guys help i got tased again …
manwhore: i just wanted to vibe at the mall …
manwhore: would you believe this is the second time i’ve been tased this week?
Wendyl: judging by your personality, that sounds about right
manwhore: you wound me, wen.
manwhore: i am Hurt
Wendyl: you act as if i’m wrong
manwhore:....you’re not but
manwhore: did you HAVE to say it (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
Butters: ken i owe you an apology
manwhore: you have never done anything wrong in your entire life ever
Butters: but
Butters: ken
Butters: i was the one to tase you earlier in the week
manwhore: hmmm no
Butters: ken…..
manwhore: 😔i do not see
godless whore: why did you tase
godless whore: (what are you feeling today?)
manwhore: (a bit goofy, i’d say)
godless whore: (got it)
godless whore: why did you tase them in the first place?
Butters: kenny said i couldnt land a hit
Butters: so i did
Butters: with my taser
Wendyl: WY DO YOU HAVE A TASER…
Butters: why WOULDN'T i have a taser?
godless whore: he has a point there, wen
manwhore: fun fact! tasers hurt . would not recommend
godless whore: never would've guessed 🙄
manwhore: figured you’d need that sort of wisdom from me (￣▽￣)V
manwhore: no need to thank me
godless whore: thank you for what?
godless whore: an obvious statement?
manwhore: yep!
manwhore: i’m so nice to you ♥️
godless whore: die
manwhore: would if i could (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
godless whore: what the fuck is that face
manwhore: wouldn't you like to know, weathergirl
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{GROUP CHAT: CAESARING CARMAN}
Brutus: I hate you guys and I'm never talking to a single one of you again.
Brutus: ….
Brutus: Goodnight, Stan
Brutus: Goodnight, Kenny
Brutus: Goodnight, Butters.
Brutus: Goodnight, Stan.
Longinus: you said goodnight stan twice
Brutus: I like Stan the most.
Brutus: And goodnight, I guess, to the fatass,
Brutus: Sorry not sorry, but I’m not touching you with a ten foot pole.
Caesar: WHAT THE FUCK
Caesar: FUCK YOU TOO, KYLE
Brutus: Goodnight!
Junius: ur light is 2 bright ky
Junius: stop texting
Brutus has gone offline
Junius has gone offline
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{PRIVATE MESSAGES: LeopoldS and KennethM}
KennethM: cant believe you abandoned us :(((
KennethM: especially at 4 in the morning……
LeopoldS: IM SORRY, KENNY
LeopoldS: I HAD THINGS TO DO 😭😭
KennethM: we are so Unloved....
KennethM: Uncherished.....
KennethM: abandoned……
LeopoldS: kenny
LeopoldS: ken pls
LeopoldS: im sorryy
LeopoldS: i like not being grounded
LeopoldS: i just wont go home to do my chores next time >:(
KennethM: ╥﹏╥
KennethM: .... wwhen ur done
KennethM: if ur able to return over can u bring snacks for us 👉👈…
LeopoldS:....
LeopoldS: ..yea ok
LeopoldS: i can get snacks
KennethM: thank you buttercup ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ!!
LeopoldS: wh//
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{GROUP CHAT: skittle squad}
manwhore: life hack: be friends with rich people
Butters: ken you realize im in this group chat too, right?
manwhore: ｡｡゛(ﾉ><)ﾉ
manwhore has gone offline