yeah sorry, you looked like a snack ☆⌒(≧▽° )
{GROUP CHAT: CAESARING CARMAN}
Leo the Lion: would you rather stab Cartman or-
Brutus: Stab Cartman.
Leo the Lion: i didn't even say the other option?
Brutus: I know, but I would still stab Cartman.
Leo the Lion:
Caesar: ngl, i'm feeling a bit unsafe right now.
Caesar: does anyone else feel the same way?
Longinus: L
Brutus: Stan, come to my house, let’s die together.
Junius: ok
Brutus: Dye*
Brutus:I have a whole bunch of unused white shirts here and I thought it’d be fun to work together on them. Mom even got dyes for me.
Junius: o
Junius: rite
Junius: omw, may take a bit bc im @ craig’s
Brutus: Take your time! Not like the stuff is going anywhere.
Brutus: Ike’s been wanting to show me some game he found, anyways.
Junius: noted
Caesar: you dumbasses realize this is a group chat, right? not your private messages? stop planning dates in the fucking group chat
Brutus: One, obviously I realize this is a group chat; it’s in the name.
Brutus: Two, it’s not a date.
Brutus: Three, shut the fuck up, Cartman.
Caesar: FUCK YOU. JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT I WILL NOT SHUT UP
Longinus: guys i have something to tell you
Longinus: im pregnanr
Junius: what the fuck
Longinus: 🤰
Longinus: baii XD
Caesar: DIE
Brutus: I hate to agree with Cartman, but….
Brutus: Kenny, if you say that ever again, I’m going to strangle you.
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{GROUP CHAT: THE GALS}
Unicorns: what are you on?
Rainbows: serotonin drugs
Unicorns:...why?
Rainbows: because I'm a depressed bitch, wendy
Unicorns: oh, me too.
Unicorns: COURT ASSEMBLE !!!
Unicorns: nichole?
Love: here!
Unicorns: bebe?
Sparkles: sup cutie
Unicorn: shut up
Sparkles: yes ma’am
Unicorn: ANYWAYS
Unicorn: red?
Rainbows: 👍
Unicorn: heidi?
Sunshine: debatably!
Unicorns: lady mccormick?
Princess: nope! ( ´ ∀ ` )ﾉ
Unicorns: ok great
Unicorns: gals we’re getting a new person in the group today
Princess: borrowed or stolen (´･ω･`)?
Sparkles: brand new or used?
Unicorns: awful terrible responses all around, thx ladies
Princess: (*´ω｀*)
Love: who is it?
Unicorns: so i heard from a little birdie that someone MAY belong to the gals but has not yet realized it…….
Unicorns: SO we’re going to intervene
Princess: 👀
Unicorns: i believe you know them, lady mccormick
Princess: oh?
Unicorns has added LeopoldS
Princess: omg
Unicorns: omg sorry butrters i emant to add bebe !!!!!!!
Sparkles has left THE GALS
LeopoldS: w.
LeopoldS: ah, uh- no worries!
LeopoldS: i can just go-
Rainbows: theres no need for that !! you’re like
Rainbows: the only boy we like
LeopoldS: but i see you hanging out with kenny often?
Rainbows:
Rainbows: oh, honey, you know so little
Princess: o_O
Unicorns: ANYWAYS !! feel free to stay, butters! you’re more tolerable than most!
Princess: yeah!
Princess: also, wendy. bebe?
Unicorns: RIGHT RIGHT i forgot
Unicorns has added BebeS
BebeS: about time, wendy, ive been waiting AGESSSSS
Unicorns: IM SORRY, I ACCIDENTALLY ADDED BUTTERS
BebeS: HOW.
Unicorns: I DONT KNOW, BEBE, I JUST DID
Unicorns: anyways we’re keeping him
BebeS: k i’ll get the adoption papers
LeopoldS: what
Unicorns: don’t worry about it ♥️
Princess: @LeopoldS heh...you're straight? well, cooked spaghetti isnt. something to think about
LeopoldS: if you...boil a straight person...they turn gay?
Bebe: you've discovered our secret.
LeopoldS: .....
LeopoldS: YOU BOILED ME?
Princess: yeah sorry, you looked like a snack ☆⌒(≧▽° )
LeopoldS: hjahjbknaskhjdknjds
LeopoldS: whjdfhjdbJKHHKDHJDF F
Unicorns: jesus christ princess what did you do to butters?!
Princess: i didnt babygirl-ify him, he did that to himself!
Unicorns: what
Unicorns: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, LADY MCCORMICK?
Princess: IT MEANS EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS
Princess: BUTTERS DID IT TO HIMSELF, WENDY
Unicorns:BABYGIRLS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS CONVERSATION????
Princess: THATS WHAT YOU THINK, AND YET, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ONE WITH BABYGIRL BEHAVIOR
Princess: LOOK AT HIM, WENDY
Princess: HES BABYGIRL.
Sunshine: i mean, the princess isnt wrong..
Unicorns: HEIDI???
Sunshine: listen……..
Sunshine: sometimes, you just have to look at a boy and go, “yeah he’s babygirl material”
Princess: SEE, WENDY? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IT
Rainbows: ladies, ladies, you’re both beautiful
Rainbows: but we have better things to talk about than the powers of babygirl-ification
Rainbows: wendy, what do you think our princess has done to butters?
Unicorns: i dONT KNOW BUT SHE MUSTVE DONE SOMETHING
Princess: I RESENT THAT
Princess: (the immediate euphoria seeing ‘she’....<3)
Unicorns: (omg im glad)
Unicorns: YOU SHOULD. THAT'S THE POINT.
Princess: THIS IS WHY WE’D NEVER WORK OUT, WENDY
Unicorns: GOOD THING IM NOT INTO YOU, THEN
Princess: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING…..WERE ALL THOSE MAKEUP HANGOUTS NOTHING TO YOU… .･ﾟﾟ･(／ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･.
Unicorns: IM SORRY… BUT I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH BEBE YESTERDAY
LeopoldS: is. is this…normal/
Love: yeah this happens about every other week
Princess: WENDY, IT WASN'T WHAT YOU THINK..
Love: how are you, butters? Hopefully not too freaked out ^^
LeopoldS: ah.
LeopoldS: uh..it's fine?
Unicorns:I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH.
Rainbows: GUYS STOP HAVING YOUR SIXTIETH DIVORCE IN FRONT OF THE BABYGIRL
Unicorns: sorry red
Princess: sorry red (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Unicorns: i didnt mean anything i said to you i hope you can forgive me
Princess: of course
Princess: wendy im sorry i was being so mean to you, wanna hang out later? my nail polish is chipping off
Unicorns: of course !!!!! i’d love to ♥️
Princess: ♥️
LeopoldS:
LeopoldS: i don't think i want to be here anymore
Princess: NO leo darling im sorry dont leave 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。
LeopoldS: ?????//?
LeopoldS: OH
LeopoldS: KENNY??
Princess: leo you’re so dumb i love you
LeopoldS: >>>?>>>//?
Princess: WERE THE ‘LADY MCCORMICK’S NOT SELF EXPLAINATORYU??
LeopoldS: i was too busy being confu s e d, ken
Princess has changed LeopoldS’s nickname to babygirl♥️
babygirl♥️: wh