seeing condoms in the future…..call that cocklairvoyance
{GROUP CHAT: skittle squad}
Tweek: you guys doNt like me so i wEnt to join buttehs
Kenny: p(●｀□´●)q
Craig: i’m literally in love with you
Tweek: i esPecialY dont like yOu !!
Craig: i did not queerbait people to be treated like this
Kenny: LMFAOOO
Tweek: youre all on thIn ice aroud me
Craig: i was trying to FLIRT with you
Craig: i guess we're getting a divorce
Tweek: no...
Tweek: YOU WoUNDLY
Tweek: you need me
Craig: im sick and tired
Craig: contacting the lawyer tmrw morning
Tweek: yuo wouldn't stand a chance in the real world without me
Tweek: WIHTKOUT my money/ you're nothng
Craig: i will figure it out
Tweek: im sure you will
Craig: I WANT. A DIVORCE
Tweek: NO.
Craig: YES
Craig: YOU TREAT ME SO WRONG
Tweek: FINE LEAVE
Craig: YOU HIT ME AND STRIPE EVERY NIGHT (WITH PILLOWS, NO LESS)
Craig: FINE
Tweek: YOULL NEVER MAKE IT WITHOUT ME
Craig: I WILL
Craig: I SHOW YOU
Tweek:*crahses my car intto yhout ass*
Craig: ILL RPVOE YOU WORNG
Craig: my ass.
Tweek: yeah WHORE
Tweek: youre dead now
Tweek: and so am i
Craig: this is considered car sex
Craig: penetration
Tweek: dO you want it to be??
Craig: well. hurt/smut
Tweek: i prefer smut/comofrt
Craig: well we already fought do u peg me then comfort me or something wjat
Tweek: what do YOU wanna do?
Tweek: lets just write a smut together like old times
Tweek: (its my characters redemption arc, hes in therapy now and trying to become a better husband)
Craig: o...okay.
Tweek: honestly
Tweek: nta
Tweek: cool, cool lets skip away while holding hands
Craig: yes
Craig: frolicking in the fields
Tweek: lets go space boy
Craig: meow
Kenny: What
Kenny: The fuck
Kenny: happened
Kenny: wait
Kenny: woah dude, premarital hand holding? that’s just not cool or groovy.
Craig: so..tweek…are we flirting?
Tweek: I AM LITERALLY FIGHTING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW
Craig: that doesn't answer my question
Craig: @Kenny rather hypocritical of you, mccormick
Craig: also, we’re CLEARLY married…why else would we have been getting a divorce
Kenny: what does THAT mean
Craig: considering what you do …….
Kenny: i have NEVER done premarital hand holding in my LIFE, i am INNOCENT
Wendyl: kenny…im not saying you’re a slut….but i’m pretty sure that, like a bag of skittles, everyone has tasted the rainbow
Kenny: low blow, wen. low blow
Kenny: (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)
Wendyl: i’m sorry, kenny…but you’ve manwhored too close to the sun this time
Kenny: IT WAS ONE TIME AND I WAS DESPERATE
Craig: wanna tell us another lie, mccormick?
Kenny: WHJEEE DID Y*UOU EVEN GETS THAT
Craig: tweek and butters are friends
Kenny: WY DOPES BUTETRS EVEN HAVE THAYT IMAGE WHEN WA SIT TAKEN
Craig has gone offline.
Kenny:CRAIG?????
Wendyl: getting back on the original topic…
Wendyl: YOU WERE ARRESTED FOR PROSTITUTION, KENNY.
Bebe has changed Kenny’s nickname to manwhore
manwhore: O N E T I M E. and im not the ONLY criminal in this group chat so fuck you, Wendyl (＃｀д´)ﾉ
Wendyl: IT WAS ON THE NEWS, KENNY
manwhore: THAT MEANS NOTHING
manwhore: TEN DOLLARS IS TEN DOLLARS, WENDYL
Bebe: the other criminal is me,
manwhore: ahDHJJHDF
manwhore: hi bebe
Bebe: hey kenny
Bebe: anyways
Bebe: 💪💪💪
manwhore: *coughs* i mean heheheh 😙😙😙
Bebe: you see…my only crime…… was stew,ing ur heart
manwhore: ommggg 😍😍 (give it back)
Bebe: i wasnt talking to you, whore
manwhore: THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC
Wendyl: sometimes i wish i never made this group chat
Wendyl:you are all AWFUL
Tweek: wHat did i dO>????
Wendyl: not you, tweek, you’re an angel and i’m glad you’re here
manwhore: this is favoritism 😠i see how it is
Wendyl has muted manwhore
Wendyl: ah, nice and peaceful.
Wendyl: anyways, bebe, wanna hang out with me later? we’re making cookies !!!
Bebe: !!! absolutely !! at your place?
Wendyl: yep yep! ♥️
Bebe: ♥️
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manwhore: seeing condoms in the future…..call that cocklairvoyance
manwhore: wait
manwhore: TWEEK TWEAK
manwhore: @Tweek
manwhore: I SEE UOU ONLINE
manwhore: WE NEED TO TALK
Tweek: NO THNJKA YoU
Tweek has gone offline
manwhore: DAMN IT.
manwhore: foiled again
manwhore: @Bebe
manwhore: match nicknames with me whore
Bebe: hmmmm….i don’t know…doesn’t sound very nice
manwhore: ok fine
manwhore: how about
manwhore:*inhales*
manwhore:＿|￣|○please sis i need you to match with me sis please sis just one time sis im desperate sis im all alone here sis please just one group chat with a match plea
Bebe: 1. never say that again
Bebe: 2. calm your whore ass down, i’ll match with you jfc
manwhore: CAN I NAME YOU PLSPSLLSPPLS
manwhore: I’LL LET YOU DO MY HAIR NEXT TIME WE HANG OUT
Bebe: only this once
manwhore: ( ✧Д✧)HEEEEELLLLLL YEEEEEEEA AAAHHHHH
Bebe: i have a feeling i’m going to regret this
manwhore has changed Bebe’s nickname to godless whore
godless whore: kenny….. you’re so lucky you’re my friend
manwhore: tee hee（˶′◡‵˶）
godless whore: with all due respect, which is none…..die.
manwhore: not possible sorry, the big man above made me so sexy i come back from the dead (⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ )
godless whore: you’re SO annoying
manwhore: but you love me anyways
godless whore: doesn’t make you any less annoying