the ants can speak the ants can speak the ants can speak the ants can speak
{GROUP CHAT: CAESARING CARMAN}
Junius: Y WOULD ANYONE DO THT???
LeopoldS: YOU’RE STUCK THERE
Junius: I ASSUME PEOPLE GET HORNY AS HELL BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS THEY DO
Brutus: No.
Longinus: kyle do you not believe people are horny? ?
Longinus: is th
Longinus: wh
Brutus: Do people not need to get emotionally close to someone for that type of thing?
Longinus: i mean, not really ??? cartman’s mom isnt really close to anyone she fucks around town, so clearly it isn’t just emotional closeness
Caesar: KENNY YOU BITCH, MY MOM ISNT A DIRTY FUCKING WHORE LIKE YOU ARE
Brutus: Huh. Weird.
Brutus: Not sure what I expected.
Caesar: I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING JEW, DONT IGNORE ME
Brutus: What a good one; it's not like I’ve heard it before.
Brutus: Multiple times.
Brutus: Perhaps instead of shouting overused terms, you should use your very limited braincells to get better insults.
Brutus: Oh wait….you don’t have brain cells. My bad.
Junius:
Longinus: sorry to break up ur fight and all but kyle look in private messages pls pls pls
Longinus: very important
Brutus: Ah- alright.
Caesar: YEAH RUN AWASY YOU FU
Brutus has muted Caesar
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{PRIVATE MESSAGES: KylieB and KennethM}
KennethM: yknow, you remind me of the sun…
KennethM: bc ur pretty hot （˶′◡‵˶）
KylieB:..Oh. I thought it was because I would kill someone if they got too close to me.
KylieB: Also, fuck you, I was worried
KennethM: bro my love for you is very important (𓌻︵𓌻)
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{GROUP CHAT: CAESARING CARMAN}
LeopoldS: oh i’ve missed some stuff havent i
Caesar: ay. ay butters. how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
LeopoldS: i don’t know?
LeopoldS: uh- how?
LeopoldS: cartman?
LeopoldS: oh….
Longinus: cartman no bullying butters this early in the morning (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧
Brutus: Ah. Speaking of you, Butters….is there any particular nickname you would like in the chat?
LeopoldS: ah ! just butters is fine
Longinus: WAITIWAITWAITWAIT KYLE ChECK DMS I HAVE THE PEFECT NAME FOR HIM PLSLPLSPLS
Brutus has changed LeopoldS’ nickname to Leo the Lion
Longinus: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Leo the Lion : what does this name even mean ?? leopold doesnt even mean ‘lion’ ??
Longinus: don’t worry about it just know its genius because i came up with it
Longinus: hey, hey butters. spell me
Leo the Lion: me?
Longinus: u forgot the D
Brutus: Kenny, no.
Leo the Lion: but there’s- there's no D in me??
Longinus: I CAN FIX THAT-
Leo the Lion: w
Leo the Lion: wh
Leo the Lion: why are you like this
Brutus: This is why we can’t have nice things.
Brutus: Off to the muted realm you go, Kenny Mccormick
Longinus: KYLE NO
Longinus: IM SORRY
Longinus: IM SORRY
Longinus: IM SORRY
Longinus: ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚
Junius: kyle im bored pls come over
Brutus: Aren’t you with Wendy?
Junius: yeah, but i like u better :/
Brutus: ...Fine. But we will be working on homework. Mr. Garrison will kill you if you don’t have your assignment done for the third week in a row.
Junius: ughghghg ok
Brutus: We can play Guitar Hero after?
Junius: my energy has been Replenished, my crops are watered, my family is thriving, my depression cleared
Brutus: Dude, no need to be so dramatic.
Junius: also….i've got an appetite for destruction.
Brutus: Stan, if you cut some cookies to spell ‘DESTRUCTION’ again, I’m revoking your rights to sleep in my room during sleepovers.
Junius:
Junius: oops
Brutus: Why am I even surprised?
Brutus: Make sure your door is unlocked; I’m almost there.
Longius: dont you literally live next door to him why are you saying that
Junius: by 'i'm almost there', kyle means he's on the couch watching T&P with ike
Brutus: 1. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
Brutus: 2. Shut the fuck up
Junius: wow....i gues you don't want cookies then...
Brutus: Stan, I'm diabetic.
Junius:THEY'RE SUGAR FREE YOU ASSHOLE, I MADE THEM FOR YOU
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{GROUP CHAT: dont take the dayshit}
Tweek: do you guys tHink ants hajve feelinGs?
Craig: honey, its late, why are you awake?
Tweek: cAnt slee p. coffkje
Jimmy: tweek, they don’t have the neural capacity for feelings other than “work good, get leaf. uh-oh, attacked….attack.”
Clyde: hmmmm
Clyde: no
Clyde: they know how to use aphids for resources. so it would be more like. “honeydew…breed…fight..protect the colony….get food…serve…
Tolkien: ants prove that communism can work
Tweek: aNts are commUnists thodgh??
Tweek: and thye work pretty weLl
Tolkien: communism? found in nature and works. capitalism? manmade BULLSHIT
Tweek: oH. that says ‘can’.
Tweek: i thoght it was “ants prove that communism cant work 😔”
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{PRIVATE MESSAGES: TweekT and CraigT}
TweekT: what if ants were real
TweekT: the ants can speak the ants can speak the ants can speak the ants can speak
CraigT: why can the ants spea k
TweekT: they understand you
CraigT: w hyy
TweekT: lives communicating on a scale your mind is too large to handl;e
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TweekT: the anbts are ion the walls
CraigT:...i’m coming over, tweek
TweekT: WHAT IF T HE ANTS GEYRTJB YOU TO O
TweekT: I CANYT HANDLE THAT
CraigT: babe, it’ll be fine. ill kill all the ants
TweekT: BUT WHSYTYU IF IT DOENST WOrK AND THE ANTS KILL YOU AND ILL BE ALL ALONE
CraigT: open your window honey
TweekT: GAH !! JHWOI DID YoU GET JEHRE THIS FSAST??//
CraigT: i brought stripe. hes cold, let us in
TweekT: OKAYU