My apologies; I wasn’t aware you could retain information in that small brain of yours.
{GROUP CHAT: CAESARING CARMAN}
KylieB has added StanleyM, KennethM, and EricC
KylieB: Before I do anything else…
KylieB has changed KylieB’s nickname to Kyle
Kyle: Much better.
EricC: the school hates jews so much they fucked up your shitty name, jew
Kyle:...Why did I even bother being nice enough to add you?
Kyle: I should have left you out of this groupchat.
EricC: but u didnt >:)
Kyle: Sadly.
Kyle: Right. Anyone else want to murder Cartman with me?
KennethM: im down :)
Kyle: Great.
Kyle has changed EricC’s nickname to Caesar
Kyle: Kenny, which one do you want to be?
KennethM: LONGIUS LGONGOS LONGIUS LONGIUS. ‘cuz of his name. long 😉
Kyle: I really should have expected that one, but I am rather impressed you know any of their names at all.
KennethM: kyle we ALL had to do that stupid project on julius caesar, OBVIOUSLY i know :///
Kyle: My apologies; I wasn’t aware you could retain information in that small brain of yours.
Kyle has changed KennethM’s nickname to Longinus
Kyle has changed Kyle’s name to Brutus
Brutus: I will be the one to stab Cartman first.
Caesar: AY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FILTHY FUCKING JEW
Brutus: Do you want to fucking fight, Cartman?
StanleyM: kyle calm down, he isnt worth the effort
Brutus:..Fine. But next time, I am going to strangle you, Cartman.
Caesar: I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY YOU PUSSY ASS JEW
Brutus: Ignoring the fatass over there….
Brutus has changed StanleyM’s nickname to Junius
Junius: whos this guy again
Brutus: Stan, we worked on this project together a month ago.
Junius: i’m sORRY I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A DEAD ROCK, KYLE
Brutus: He was a virtuous and committed republican who fought against tyranny and fought for freedom.
Junius: o
Junius: thx kyle
Longinus: hey
Longinus: hey guys
Longinus: if the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' and the opposite of progress is congress
Longinus: then the opposite of constitute is–
Brutus: I’m going to have to stop you right there, Kenny.
Longinus: but we’re all thinking it
Brutus: This is one of those times you have to use your brain filter, Kenny.
Longinus: lol no
Longinus: opposite of constitute is prostitu
Brutus has muted Longinus
Brutus: That’s enough out of you.
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Longinus: yo we should add my precious boy butters here its boring with just us
Junius: do u rlly want 2 add him to a place w/ cartman of all ppl? :/
Longinus: well we can always just kill cartman; problem solved
Caesar: WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK YOU KENNY YOU POOR PIECE OF SHIT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Longinus: well that was your first mistake (◠‿◠✿)
Caesar: WHAT KIND OF GAY SHIT IS THAT FACE
Junius: damn, rite 2 the throat huh
Longinus: more like the stomach, since that's the biggest target but yeah
Caesar: SCREW YOU GUYS
Caesar: IM GOIGN HOME
Junius: 👍
Longinus: where the fuck is kyle
Longinus: @Brutus @Brutus @Brutus @Brutus @Brutus @Brutus
Junius: kyle’s studying last i heard. his phone is prolly off rn
Longinus: ugh
Longinus: how dare he STUDY…. (๑•̀д•́๑)
Junius: srry, not all of us can be gud @ school w/o studying once, kenny
Longinus: (•ˋ _ ˊ•)
Longinus: just get good
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Brutus: After a quick conversation of how many times Butters would stab Fatass over there, I have decided he is allowed to join our group chat. I will not be disclosing how many times, but I am rather impressed, personally.
Caesar: WHAT THE FUCK. I DONT WANT BUTTERS IN OUR GROUP CHAT
Brutus has muted Caesar
Brutus: Anyways.
Longinus: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL YEEEE AHAHHHHHHHHHHH
Longinus: MY BOY BUTTERS IS COMING HOMEEE
Brutus: Alright golden retriever, you need to calm down now. It would be preferable that you do not scare him off. No flirting with him, or anyone else for that matter. No sex jokes until it’s at least been two months since he has been in the group chat. You know the deal.
Longinus: god dont be such a vibe killer, kyle :///// fr ruining all my fun
Brutus: …Apologies, I would rather not immediately lose a potential friend. And having Cartman around is likely already enough of a red flag as it is.
Longinus: i was joking kyle, don’t take it so seriously. you’re not a vibe killer ily
Brutus: A
Brutus has gone offline
Longinus: kyle wait
Longinus: KYLE
Longinus: KYLE WHAT ABOUT BUTTERS
Longinus: KYLE ??????????
Longinus: ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
Junius: …well. bc hes gone.
Junius has added LeopoldS
Junius: done. have fun kon
Longinus: KON??? AM I JST ‘KON’ TO YOU ????????///
Longinus: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING, YOU AND I… STAN….. BRO….
Junius: u thought wrong
Longinus: HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES…. 💔
Caesar: GUESS WHO IS BACK YOU BASTARDS. YOU CANNOT SILENCE ME YOU FUCKI
Junius has muted Caesar
Junius: no
LeopoldS: oH. this is. certainly somethin.
Longinus: LEO ! !!! ! ! !! ! ! o(≧∇≦o)
LeopoldS: hello ??
Longinus: ITS YA BOY, KENNY (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ𓇼
LeopoldS: oh ! !!!! hi ken. I probably should’ve guessed that by the faces
Longinus: you really should have （*＾＾*)
Longinus: hye. hey butters
Longinus: saw u earlier today, nice hair
LeopoldS: oh ! thank you !
Longinus: but i think it would look nicer balled up in my fist whe
Junius has muted Longinus
Junius: WHEN HE HOLDS UR HAIR BACK AS U KISS THE GROUND PRAISING THE LORD JESUS
Junius: AMEN
LeopoldS: aw i was curious what he was gonna say 🙁
Junius: ur better off not knowing butters