CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: now that i think about it, when are we gonna do laser tag?
IronPoptartMan: we're going after tomorrow, if that's okay with everyone?
IronPopTartMan: kidding, i already checked all your schedules-
MischievousSnek: what if we have plans that aren't listed on the schedule?
IronPopTartMan: well, too bad, you're coming anyways
FalconsAreCool: Well, that settles that
Spider-Burrito: mr.stark
Spider-Burrito: mr.stark
Spider-Burrito: mr.stark
Spider-Burrito: mr.stark
IronPopTartMan: what?
Spider-Burrito: hoi
IronPopTartMan: ... hi?
Spider-Burrito: me and clint just had an idea-
SheBeSneaky: this is already a recipe for disaster
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKER: okay, how dare you? last time we had an idea it wasn't so bad-
SheBeSneaky: you only have good idea's 10% of the time
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: ... i'll take it
Spider-Burrito: anyways! we were thinking that we could all go skating? or at least the people that can go today-
Spider-Burrito: if it's not too much to ask
CoolScienceBro: Most of us don't have skates? or have even ever gone skating?
Spider-Burrito: get rental skates? and you'll learn! it's pretty easy!
IronPopTartMan: easy for you to say kid-
Spider-Burrito: i'm obligating you to come mr.stark
IronPopTartMan: you can't force me to come!
Spider-Burrito: watch me
IronPopTartMan: i'm being kidnapped by my own son wtf
IronPopTartMan: what has my life come to?
FalconsAreCool: I ask myself that every day
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: so! what do you guys say?
CaptainMotherHen: I'm fine with it, what about you Buck?
Mr.Jesus: if you're going i am too-
CoolScienceBro: I don't know...
CoolScienceBro: Eh, I guess I'll come
SheBeSneaky: i'm coming
FalconsAreCool: i'm coming as well
PopTartLover: I shall come as well! I want to know what this skating thing is-
MischievousSnek: i'm uncertain of what this skating thing is but i'm coming as well-
Spider-Burrito: okay! everyone get ready
IronPopTartMan: i never agreed to this
Spider-Burrito: you don't have a choice-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: well, you heard the kid, everyone get ready and let's go!
IronPopTartMan: why did i agree to this
SheBeSneaky: you didn't
IronPopTartMan: right, i was forced into it
Spider-Burrito: no regrets mr.stark, no regrets
Spider-Burrito: i have a question mr.jesus and mr.rogers-
CaptainMotherHen: It's Steve-
CaptainMotherHen: And yes?
Spider-Burrito: have you two ever done ice-skating before?
CaptainMotherHen: Of course we have!
Mr.Jesus: steve was adorable and so clumsy-
Mr.Jesus: he broke his nose our first time skating together
CaptainMotherHen: We agreed to never mention it again!
Mr.Jesus: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AFTER YOU FOR YEARS STEVE
Mr.Jesus: YOU SOMEHOW
Mr.Jesus: ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO GET YOURSELF INJURED
Mr.Jesus: I AM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF YOU
CaptainMotehrHen: Because of your undying love for me?
Mr.Jesus: you fucking idiotic dork-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: jesus get a room-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKER: ... i cannot believe i just made an accidental username pun-
FalconsAreCool: Since when does Tony own a bus?
IronPopTartMan: the day i realized we were to many people for a van
IronPopTartMan: unless you want to use a van and i duct tape two of you to the roof
FalconsAreCool: I'll pass-
IronPopTartMan: that's what i thought
SheBeSneaky: you realize most of us have permits, right?
IronPopTartMan: ... you do? even ancient steve has one?
CaptainMotherHen: I can't believe this
CaptainMotherHen: This is abuse-
IronPopTartMan: what? it's true!
CaptainMotherHen: I am no sitting next to you on the bus
IronPopTartMan: you're right, because i'm gonna sit alone and contemplate what i did wrong in my life to be forced to go to an ice skating ring
FalconsAreCool: I'll join you-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: since when does nat have ice skates?
SheBeSneaky: for a couple years now, a renew them annually
CAWCAWMOTEHRFUCKERS: wtf
Spider-Burrito has added TonyNeedsSleep to the chat
TonyNeedsSleep: Why is that the first username you came up?
Spider-Burrito: it isn't the first, just the most accurate one
IronPopTartMan: did you REALLY have to add rhodey to the chat?
Spider-Burrito: yes, because he will be filming everyone's mistakes and will then post it on the chat-
IronPopTartMan: i swear there is an ulterior motive to this
Spider-Burrito: noooooo
IronPopTartMan: now that's a lie
TonyNeedsSleep: Well, i'm in this chat now so deal with it-
IronPopTartMan: why are you my best friend
TonyNeedsSleep: Because you're incompetent at normal human functions, like eating and sleeping
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: so that's why he has that username-
Spider-Burrito: see! it fits!
IronPopTartMan: i'm i the only one concerned as to why both nat and peter are so chill with everyone who works here? like, their holding a normal conversation
CaptainMotherHen: As humans usually do?
IronPopTartMan: i mean like, they know each other?
CaptainMotherHen: I'd assume so
IronPopTartMan: i should really ask the kid when he has the time to do this stuff-
MischievousSnek: wait, this is an ice rink?
Spider-Burrito: yeah!
Spider-Burrito: wait, is that okay? i thought you knew i'm sorry-
MischievousSnek: ...
PopTartLover: It's fine brother-
PopTartLover: No one will judge you
MischievousSnek: ... fine
Spider-Burrito: whatever it is i'm sure it will be fine mr.loki! we support you!
IronPopTartMan: some of us support you
TonyNeedsSleep: we all support you, don't listen to this grumpy old man-
IronPopTartMan: you're 6 years older than me!
TonyNeedsSleep: but i'm not grumpy
IronPopTartMan: debatable-
Mr.Jesus: i think adding rhodey was a mistake
Spider-Burrito: i think it wasn't-
Spider-Burrito: also, loki, you'll be fine! whatever it is that's wrong, okay?
MischievousSnek: we'll see
Spider-Burrito >>> PopTartLover
Spider-Burrito: i'm concerned for mr.loki
PopTartLover: I am as well Spider Kid
Spider-Burrito: oh! mr.loki is blue!
Spider-Burrito: ... but why is loki blue?
MischievousSnek: i'm a different species- a horrible one at that-
Spider-Burrito: well, they can't be all that horrible! you're living proof of that! =D
MischieousSnek: ...
Spider-Burrito: now come on! let's go skate
MischievousSnek: ok
MischieousSnek: thank you peter
Spider-Burrito: you shouldn't thank me for being a decent person, but you're welcome?
Spider-Burrito: NOW LET'S GOOOO-
IronPopTartMan: well, that happened
CoolScienceBro: Yeah?
IronPopTartMan: well, i think we all agree we couldn't give more of a fuck, correct?
CaptainMotherHen: Correct
PopTartLover: Thank you all very much for your acceptance, especially since my brother has problems accepting it himself
IronPopTartMan: we're a group of super soldiers, enhanced people and people with weird genetic mutations, not to mention two gods. of course it's fine
PopTartLover: Point taken
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: okay bless the fact that this place has no one skating in it, because we must look so weird right now
IronPopTartMan: i'm sad because it means it's harder to hide my failures-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: suffer
IronPopTartMan: HA
IronPopTartMan: KARMA CLINT
IronPopTartMan: FUCKING KARMA
IronPopTartMan: RHODEY PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THAT ON VIDEO
TonyNeedsSleep: Who do you take me for?
TonyNeedsSleep: Of course I did
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: HA- BACK AT YOU
Spider-Burrito: omg mister stark looks like a dying fish
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKER: IT'S BEATIFUL
Spider-Burrito: is he okay
CaptainMotherHen: Probably has a broken tail bone
CaptainMotherHen: So I'd say he is A-Okay
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: okay this is so unfair when tf did nat learn how to skate so graceful? and do jumps?
IronPopTartMan: i'm asking myself how tf peter is so graceful as well?
IronPopTartMan: i have seen him smack himself in the face with a wrench on accident
IronPopTartMan: so how tf is this even possible?
Mr.Jesus: i don't even want to ask
IronPopTartMan: the kid has done a lot of questionable stuff-
IronPopTartMan: THIS IS ABUSE
IronPopTartMan: THIS IS LOKI'S FIRST TIME ICE SKATING TOO AND HE ALREADY HAS IT FUCKING DOWN
IronPopTartMan: YDVI@DU@DUEUB@BBI!*Y*Y*OH!IHOBL
TonyNeedsSleep: i think tony is having a heart attack-
IronPopTartMan: IT'S UNFAIR
FalconsAreCool: Am the only who has notice how disgustingly romantic both Bucky and Steve look right now?
FalconsAreCool: this is so unfair-
IronPopTartMan: why, because you're single?
FalconsAreCool: Nah, because they look like those old couples who have that undying love, you know? That seem like the absolute perfect match for each other-
IronPopTartMan: ...you're so right
IronPopTartMan: how did i never notice that?
FalconsAreCool: I honestly don't know, it's so obvious
CoolScienceBro: I think I've got the hang of this now!
IronPopTartMan: well, you haven't fallen on your ass once yet, so I think you're doing okay-
CoolScienceBro: I think so to- I thought i would be so much more horrible at this-
IronPopTartMan: now stop texting before you fall on your ass
CoolScienceBro: I should be telling you that-
CoolScienceBro: But good idea-
Spider-Burrito: honestly watching Thor stumble and try so hard not to fall with all his muscle is beautiful-
FalconsAreCool: I think he's looking at his brother for reference, so Loki is doing it on purpose to just make it harder-
FalconsAreCool: And now Loki is skating backwards-
FalconsAreCool: ... and Thor has finally fallen on his ass
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKER: okay but like, loki laughing at his brother is a mood for all siblings-
IronPopTartMan: OMG NAT JUST GRABBED PETER AND THREW HIM IN THE AIR
IronPopTartMan: WHY IS HE SO OKAY WITH IT-
IronPopTartMan: HOW THE FUCK DID HE STICK THAT LANDING
FalconsAreCool: Miracles do exist-
CaptainMotherHen: I think they do that often-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKER: and here folks, we have tony stark descending into madness-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKER: or is that an aneurysm?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: we don't know