Mean Girls
Love is all you need au (mean girls)
N/A: Mean girls, mean girls and mean girls.
@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling
If you ever read about harem, you know some women are cruel and ambitious enough to make their sons the next ruler, however, Kitty would like to understand this harem a little more. Kid Gladiator is in his late teens, so, unless there´s another candidate wouldn´t he get the throne from Kurt?
Kitty didn´t have much time to ponder about Kid Gladiator´s fate as the woman saw the golden statues, not a fan of art, but, Kitty reconize the nose and the shock eyes in his face.
“King Aladam?” Kitty replied rushing to see the statue. A living golden statue as his eyes follows Kitty in an uncanny matter. Her doe eyes soon spot another golden statue as well.
“Prince Philip?” Kitty asked confused as after a few minutes it´s safe to bet there are more statues in this part of the garden. “All of you must have made bad deals with him, Philip, you always were too arrogant for your own good” Kitty speaks uneasy as the woman wonders what they did to gather such punishment.
“You know them?” A voice appears out of the shadows and Kitty saw the Necromancer amused watching Kitty interact with the statues “Odd, not many people nowadays remember the lost kings of the past” Kurt put a finger on his chin looking at one of the statues and smiling as their eyes, their pupil moves in a frantic fashion, to convey fear.
“You could say I like history, now…did they upset you?” Kitty asked crossing her arms, healing does nothing in this case and from what she gathered, Kurt is way above in combat skills than the healer.
“Trying to kill me is a nice way to upset me, now, aside from the statues what you think of here?” Kurt asked and is similar to kids wanting praise, it would be somewhat cute if the statue´s eyes aren´t still moving in fear.
“I´m here for 24 hours now, my roommates are…none, why is that?” Kitty asked and Kurt smiles pleased.
“I send the Princess of Meridium back to her place, she can´t sire children nor desires to do so and …while she was alright in experiment to help her case” Kurt gives a creepy smile and Kitty wonders if the woman is alright “in the end, she gives up, saying that she would prefer to adopt, a noble thing, then I send her back” Kurt explains in a somewhat normal tone and Kitty blinks, no death threats or maniacal laughter?
(Oh, right sometimes, he send them away, guess, he is not that terrible…well, the statues disagree)
“Well,in that case, my room is nice, no…"she stops him before the man could talk "the temple don´t live in poverty, we don´t fetishes or romanticize poverty, our rooms and even the habital housing are designed to help and give comfort for those who are in need, however, luxury is not our main concern and your room is one of the best room I´ve saw. I´m impressed, for an old man, you have a really good taste” Kitty smiles now in approves.
People have this ill vision that the temple lives in a state of poverty and that the habital housing is nothing more than a shack, which is incorrect in several ways. But yes, the temple has no need to worry for such luxuries as the monarch and court does.
Kurt seems to absorb the information and is now thinking with his tail flicking around copying the “hums” that leaves his mouth.
“I see, Zaorva” Kurt stills shiver to the mere mention of the name “is not one to care for this either, well, I´m glad you enjoy your room” then Kurt starts to analyse Kitty, the way is a bit leery and a bit vulture and Kitty crosses her arms again and faces him.
“Are you invoking your inner vulture? ´Cause is starting to creep me out”
“Sorry, Is just…your dress is interesting” Kurt explaining as Kitty´s mouth twisted on the right side, and taking the apron and the dress the woman see nothing much on the dress itself “it resembles that story…"Kurt said a bit mysterious.
"There are many stories, my Necromancer friend who is immortal, and many dresses have many stories,” Kitty said far too innocent. Kurt shakes his head amused.
“I´ve to go now, things are caught my attention, you know, places to conquer, I trust you can handle my absence fine?” Kurt asked playfully.
“Yes, but secretly, I´ll wipe in my pillow and write angrily in my diary,” she said dryly and Kurt chuckles kissing her check and in smoke of brimstone, Nightcrawler is gone.
The woman decides to leave the garden and the statues for the time being. She is not seeing this for the first time as sometimes the temple does that, albeit, is extremely rare.
She didn´t witness much of the other women in the harem, aside from Lorna and Rachel playing ping pong and cursing Kurt´s name as is a religious´s experience. Kitty will let them have their religious time in peace.
Kitty ponder on what to do, everything is new and some trickery Kurt carries are far too eccentric for her taste, Kitty maybe would have gone to her room, if someone didn’t throw a snowball at her. Now, it´s worth to mention that they are in the summer and even if was snowing, the healer is in a cover area now.
“Oh, got it” Kitty replied without real emotion as her eyes easily spot a blue woman wearing a dress, if that´s the correct name, that is covering her boobs and showing as much of skin as possible. And there´s another woman, equally taller, wearing a red dress and both are sharing the same smirk of superiority.
“What do we have here? Fresh meat” the non-blue woman speak in a German accent and Kitty rolls her eyes, oh Lady Zaorva, give me the strength to deal with this bullshite.
“And he brought a plain one this time? How odd” the blue woman speaks, Kitty only rolls her eyes once again “ they give their name as it´s a big favour for Kitty, Kymri is the blue woman(a princess from Only Zaorva knows) and Mara is something(Kitty is not really paying attention, at this moment, she was wondering about the marriage between Zaorva and HIM, how entities like them still got together? Uhm, she could ask this to Venus next time she shows up in the temple) and both are pointing fingers to Kitty.
"Sorry, did you all said something?” Kitty replied boring and Kymri now offended.
“You are plain, boring and judge by your outfit a peasant, why are you doing here?” Kymri asked angrily with her eyes solely on Kitty´s dress as is an insult.
“He asked me here, so, if you think I´m plain, boring and a peasant, maybe that reflect something on his taste, why not go after Kurt himself and ask this to him?” Kitty suggested as she is ready to leave, Mara is about to slap her, however, all Mara´s palm touch was the air.
“That was something…now, stay out of problems, kid, the last person who bother him…Kurt changes that person into a statue” Kitty then wave goodbye to them.
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Bloodstorm and Hank are one of Kurt´s advisers and thought that a harem would help his conquest be more smooth, of course, the man has to make everyone´s work be difficult by not having any chill.
“Ororo” Hank calls his lover that is reading a document, Corona surrender to Kurt in less than a week and Ororo is disappointed, she wanted to fight them.
“What is it, Hank?” The woman asked.
“Kurt brought a new woman to his harem” Hank then speak again noticing her expression “A healer from Zaorva´s temple”
“Oh, my god, he lives to make our job difficult”
“Pretty much, I saw the girl, she seems tougher…but I could swear I saw her before” Hank replied, something about her robes feels familiar(the robes and face)
“Oh, really?” Ororo asked with a mockery of jealousy.
“Hey, no need to be jealousy, don´t like petite woman, but what a healer of Zaorva being here means?”
“That Kurt is an evil boss”
“Pun intended?” Hank asked and Ororo laughs at that.