Introductions
N/A: Timeline? Ok, this happens before the mean girls.
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Hank MCcoy sighs loudly as his evil boss, in a true evil boss matter, give a very daunting task, to take the new woman to her room without giving the morbid details of what happened with the others, yes, the Princess of Greenland was sent home preferring to adopt children than be Kurt´s pig guinea, however, some of the other women thought it was prudent to deceive and try to kill the Necromancer, needless to say, the healer of Zaorva does not need to know about such fates.
Maybe, Ororo would know how to deal with this situation, Hank is a bit at loss as to how to speak with women that enter in the harem, especially one that Kurt really request to be here.
A zaorva´s healer? Kurt, what are you thinking?
“This is your room, this is not a boarding school, which means, you can eat and do whatever you like, Kurt must not have mentioned this, but, there´s are some rules, never go to his room without him invite you” Kitty blushes at the insinuation and Hank a cough feeling out of place “second, never enter in the basement, he does….experiments there, and finally, don´t try to kill him, he thinks is a hassle and hates to deal with such things” Hank explained and maybe his explanation was not the best as Kitty´s eyes are bigger than before.
“Wait, this happen before? And he is nonchalant about it?"Kitty hold her neck now "well, you can rest now, I´ve no plan in killing him or hurt him, I just don´t think the point of an heir, "Then Kitty puts a finger on her lips for a moment "maybe he is unsure and wants to pick the best heir possible?”
“Miss Pryde, I´ve no idea what is his intentions, just don´t kill him or try to enter in places where you shouldn´t and this place will be really good, sometimes he send some princess back home, the Princess of Greenland is now reunited with her family” Hank explained giving her the keys to her new room “I wish you all the luck Miss Pryde and hope you survive the experience” Hank speak and leave the woman alone with her thoughts.
The room is by far the most luxurious thing Kitty ever saw, her old room was not a shackle by any means, but this is another world. The healer didn´t bring many things and fashion is something Kitty hardly follows.
(Last time, orange is the new black, now, white is the new black)
In her time, as a little protegé of Zaorva, blue was considered a frown up colour among the nobles, until it was regaled as the best colour and only them can wear.
The woman knows the place where she needs to avoid(the 3 feathers’ tale dances in her mind and Kitty vows to be away from eggs ever since, poor girls, such cruel fate and Zaorva´s rule aren’t mended to be broken) and wanders around and notice how there´s little woman in the harem.
Maybe, Kurt is really exigent with the mother, like, he needs a perfect heir or nothing else.
Until she saw 3 women playing ping pong, well, two are playing and one of them is just watching. She reconize the woman with green hair, Lorna Dane, the bastard daughter of Magneto, a complex story of one night stand that change a little girl´s fate forever.
“Hi?” Kitty speaks to the women wondering if she should introduce herself another time, but then again, better now than when they are with Kurt.
“Fresh meat"Princess Lorna speaks amused as the game stops and then Lorna throw an insult in a barbed tone ” Annoying blue creature" the red hair then respond “elf reject from hell”
“Sorry, my name is Lorna, this is Rachel Grey and that´s ” the princess point to the woman with a purple outfit “is Cerise, and we all are prisoners from this lunatic, Cerise is a Shivar warrior and refugee and being an aro person Kurt has not much utility to her” Lorna speaks freely.
Kitty thought this Cerise person would be offended but instead.
“We did have sex once, I didn´t like it and ask to never be touched again, he put me here, it´s nice, I meet you and Rachel, but I´m still a prisoner” Cerise explain easily and Kitty just nods.
“I´m from the X-men, father made a deal with him and…some details were omitted leading me to my stay here until father pay everything” Rachel cross her arms but smiles at the new welcome “and you, Kiddo, what´s your story?”
“I´m a healer of Zaorva, he asked me to be here” Kitty replied and adds “I saved one of his kids, Kid Gladiator, and he asked me to be here, are you …” kitty is not sure to ask, there are many spells that hides the signal of age and no one ever believe the real age Kitty has.
“NO” they all scream in unison, then Rachel explains in a more friendly way. “I´m gay, Lorna is repulsed by him and Cerise has no desire to sire him kids, so, Kid Gladiator is not our son, now….about his mother, no one knows,” Rachel asked shrugging, true to be told, no one really cares about the Kid Gladiator´s mom.
“Oh, well, I don´t plan have kids either, so, what you girls do to have fun?” Kitty asked.
“Ping Pong” Lorna and Rachel speak together although the ball in the game is blue with golden eyes. Cerise joins the conversation and speak.
“I like to sharp my fight abilities, but, there´s much we can do here, what a healer of Zaorva usually do?” Cerise asked now with her weapon and starts to polish.
“Is hard to say, we don´t have a routine per se, we are free and our only mission is to help those who need” Kitty answer honestly.
“And now you are here” Rachel replied and looking at Kitty up and downs add “you look too cute, did you put the dress on purpose?”
“No?” Kitty is not getting why people are commenting on her dress, clearly, they have no idea of the fashion disaster the woman committed along the years, but, this dress is harmless.
“You know, when you see him, you should sing Reprise, that would be hilarious to see"Rachel suggested.
"I don´t know the song, but thank you, either way, how is the life in the harem?”
“Kiddo” Kitty almost laugh at this, almost “ this is hell and you need to find enjoyment in the little things, so, care for a ping pong match?”