Spider-Burrito: IT'S VALENTINES DAY
IronPopTartMan: and you have school, so go before you're late!
IronPopTartMan: and don't forget to grab your lunch on the way out like the other 16 times!
Spider-Burrito: got it! thanks mr.stark! also, don't forget that i'm going to aunt may's this weekend!
IronPopTartMan: yeah, yeah, just get to school
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: so what are you guys doing for the day?
SheBeSneaky: aren't you supposed to be making a romantic breakfast in bed for your wife?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: yeah, but she woke up before me so i didn't get the chance to do that for her
CaptainMotherHen: how long are you staying there again?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: a whole week, since i don't get to see my kids or wife often- thought valentines day would be a good excuse to come and visit them. i miss them so much, you know? work just doesn't afford for me to see them often enough, and for their own safety as well
CaptainMotherHen: I think I can understand that a bit
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: anyways, enough about me being mushy about my wife and kids, what are you guys doing for valentines day?
CaptainMotherHen: Well me and Buck are gonna go out to the park and maybe go out of the city and stay out for 2 or 3 days.
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: to get your sexy times on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CaptainMotherHen: N o
CaptainMotherHen: To go to a bit of a more rural place to go one dates and stuff, since Bucky doesn't like the larger crowds in the city. It also reminds us both of how it used to be, which is sort of nice
Mr.Jesus: putting aside all of the homophobia and the fact that all our pals our dead
CaptainMotherHen: Of course, putting that aside
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: if that isn't the definition of 'there are two types of people' i don't know what is
CaptainMotherHen: Anyways-
CaptainMotherHen: This means we'll be gone by 3 pm or something of the sort
CaptainMotherHen: Anyways, are any of you doing something special, except for my boyfriend and Clint, obviously
IronPopTartMan: i'll mostly just laze around worrying about when Underoo's would come back, since he has something after school
FalconsAreCool: Peter's dating someone?
IronPopTartMan: nope, just going out with his friends to have some fun.
CaptainMotherHen: Hopefully not going out to drink, right?
IronPopTartMan: jesus, have more faith in the kid would you? of course i entertained the thought, but i trust the kid enough to not do anything rash.
CaptainMotherHen: Just asking
IronPopTartMan: hm
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i just realized
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: a lot of people call this holiday 'v-day'
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: which has a completely other meaning to it
IronPopTartMan: i can feel your lenny face across teh face, stop that-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: just saying-
IronPopTartMan: i didn't need to know that anyways
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: well, i deemed it important enough to say
IronPopTartMan: omg
Spider-Burrito: i'm so annoyed
Spider-Burrito: because there are so many people in the school today neglecting their friends to be with their boyfriend or girlfriend that they got a week earlier.
Spider-Burrito: like i understand that you want to spend time with your lover and all
Spider-Burrito: but i always thought that valentines day was the day for love, right?
Spider-Burrito: like, yeah that can mean romantic love, but it can also be platonic love, or love for your family
Spider-Burrito: and it's okay to have a day just to shower your loved ones in love
Spider-Burrito: but i would think it wouldn't just be your lover, you know?
Spider-Burrito: idk maybe it's just me
Spider-Burrito: ah the bell rang gotta go-
CoolScienceBro: Tony I need your help here in the kitchen-
IronPopTartMan: which kitchen?
CoolScienceBro: The one on my floor
IronPopTartMan: okay
IronPopTartMan: what for?
CoolScienceBro: I made a mess of caramel and chocolate...
IronPopTartMan: you're a scientist, how did that even happen
CoolScienceBro: Wel I can't exactly just suck up chocolate into a pipette, can I?
IronPopTartMan: point taken
IronPopTartMan: be there in a couple minutes
CoolScienceBro: I've got blue berries
IronPopTartMan: be there in 20 seconds
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: god speed
CoolScienceBro: When did you enter the chat?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: just to text that
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: bye!
CoolScienceBro: Bye?
CoolScienceBro: Oh shoot I hear the door slamming open gotta go before Tony eats them all-
Spider-Burrito: since when do you do baking dr.banner?
CoolScienceBro: Um, since I was a teenager?
CoolScienceBro: Baking is just a different form of science, and in my opinion, a lot more fun that cooking-
Spider-Burrito: could i join you sometimes?
CoolScienceBro: I mean, sure? I don't bake as often as Bucky does though
Spider-Burrito: oh oh! we could all bake together?!
Spider-Burrito: i mean, if you guys are okay with that
Mr.Jesus: i'm fine with it
CoolScienceBro: I'm also fine with it
Spider-Burrito: then it's settled! =D
Spider-Burrito: mj is giving me the look oops gotta go eat before she shoves it down my throat, bye!
CoolScienceBro: Okay? I need to go help Tony to melt the chocolate before he burns it-
CoolScienceBro: Again
Mr.Jesus: i need to pack some stuff for the next few days-
CoolScienceBro: Okay, good luck with that
Mr.Jesus: thanks
Spider-Burrito: oh btw tony i'm gonna drop by to grab tess later
IronPopTartMan: okay, just be back around 6 okay?
Spider-Burrito: okay! anyways, going to my last class so good bye! see you later
IronPopTartMan: see you later kid
MischievousSnek: brother get away from my bedroom door or i will stab you
PopTartLover: No you won't
MischievousSnek: don't test me-
PopTartLover: Come on! Today is the day to show how much you care for your loved ones- You're my sibling, therefore I want to show you how much I care for you!
MischievousSnek: and how do you plan on doing that?
PopTartLover: By bringing you to a knife throwing club near by?
IronPopTartMan: i cannot believe you're encouraging them oh my god-
MischievousSnek: ...
MischievousSnek: let me put some makeup on and i'll be out
PopTartLover: =D Thank you!
MischievousSnek: yeah, yeah, whatever
FalconsAreCool: Well now that the two siblings are off to do knife throwing, and probably get someone murdered
FalconsAreCool: What do we do now?
IronPopTartMan: i'm getting sick of even looking at chocolate ugh
FalconsAreCool: That doesn't answer anything-
IronPopTartMan: it means come and help us bake more chocolates
FalconsAreCool: I mean, sure?
FalconsAreCool: You guys have been baking for how many hours?
IronPopTartMan: to many
FalconsAreCool: How much food are you making anyways?
IronPopTartMan: enough sweets to feed the entirety of america
FalconsAreCool: So in other words
FalconsAreCool: You currently only have enough to feed Steve?
IronPopTartMan: basically
FalconsAreCool: Okay then, prepare an apron because I'm coming-
Spider-Burrito: okay! i've got her, see you at 6 mr.stark!
IronPopTartMan: see you then kiddo
CaptainMotherHen: And with that we'll be off
IronPopTartMan: how long will the two of you be gone?
CaptainMotherHen: Between 3 and 5 days
IronPopTartMan: well, hope you two have a good time
CaptainMotherHen: Yeah, thanks
CaptainMotherHen: See you in a couple days
IronPopTartMan: yeah
IronPopTartMan: i have never been more thankful more dishwashers...
IronPopTartMan: i would have died of old age by the time we finished cleaning all of that
CoolScienceBro: It's saved me so many times, you have no idea
FalconsAreCool: I was only here for the last hour or two and I can agree wholeheartedly
FalconsAreCool: And I barely bake or cook
FalconsAreCool: Anyways, I'm gonna bounce and go do some training, so you guys
CoolScienceBro: Goodbye
IronPopTartMan: hm
Spider-Burrito: guys omg look
Spider-Burrito: adorable puppo
Spider-Burrito: look at how adorable she is
MischievousSnek: i see two adorable puppy's in that picture
Spider-Burrito: ...
Spider-Burrito: how dare you
MischievousSnek: hmm, anyways, back to these shiny knives
PopTartLover: They haven't killed anyone yet, so I'm holding on hope it will last
Spider-Burrito: don't jink yourself mr.thor
PopTartLover: What is a jinx?
Spider-Burrito: when you say something is going well, or surprised that something hasn't happened yet, then that exact thing happens
PopTartLover: Ah, I see, then I shall make sure to not do the jinx
PopTartLover: Anyways, I must go! Goodbye
Spider-Burrito: goodbye!
IronPopTartMan: wait kid
IronPopTartMan: are those... deadpool and tony stark figurines in the back?
Spider-Burrito: ...
Spider-Burrito: what are you talking about?
Spider-Burrito: oh look ned just got out the jumanji cd oops gotta go
IronPopTartMan: no one uses cd's these days!
IronPopTartMan: omg
IronPopTartMan: i can't believe him
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: but you still care for him
IronPopTartMan: yeah, kid is to precious to not care for
IronPopTartMan: also when did you get here?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: *shrug*
IronPopTartMan: unbelievable
IronPopTartMan: anyways, have a fun time ya'll
IronPopTartMan >>> CoolScienceBro
IronPopTartMan: hey, could you please swing by?
CoolScienceBro: Feeling lonely?
IronPopTartMan: ... yeah, a bit
CoolScienceBro: I'll bring the weighted blankets and pillows and we can watch movies, does that sound good?
IronPopTartMan: that sounds good
IronPopTartMan: if we get bored we can always move to the lab
CoolScienceBro: Of course
IronPopTartMan: thanks bruce
CoolScienceBro: Welcome tony