Who the Fuck is Penny

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Steve Rogers @captainamericaSo are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?>Penny @PENELOPEYou rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it >>Steve Rogers @captainamerica All I said was good morning! >>>Penny @PENELOPE Yeah, fuck you
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I love how easy these Twitter fics are to write, and they give me motivation to work on my original works so I'm like "wow I should just post one of these just for fun" and so I didAnd also Peter is Penny because I love everything Emily_F6 writes, and she writes a lot of Penny Parker stuff so I'm like fuck it gonna make her a girl.Enjoy
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Chapter 18


[January 12th, 2018]

Penny @PENELOPE

Wow i break one arm and now im getting bubble wrapped

>May @mykidsanidiot

Yeah? How’d you break your arm?

  >>Penny @PENELOPE

  … that’s not important

   >>>Tony Stark @iamironman

      Hm.

 

[Four days earlier]

 

Penny @PENELOPE

hey, @Shuri didn’t you leave your DS and your game case at my house last time you were here?

>>imafuckingprincess @Shuri

  Yes. but you better not touch it or any of the games you loser.

 

Penny @PENELOPE

Lmao shuri thinks she can stop me from getting those DS games? Like lol what you gonna do? Like sis, you’re in africa.

>Penny @PENELOPE

 Shit this was supposed to be a DM

 >>imafuckingprincess @Shuri

  I just called May she’s hiding them from you like lol try again sweaty

Penny @PENELOPE

@Shuri

Penny @PENELOPE

Anyways what’s she gonna do, hide them in the storage closet?

>May @mykidsanidiot

 Penny, do not go in there. You will hurt yourself trying to find those games. It ’s too cluttered.

 

 >>Penny @PENELOPE

Image result for that sign can't stop me 

 

May @mykidsanidiot

@PENELOPE I’m sending Tony to the apartment to assure that you don’t do anything stupid when I’m at work.

 

Penny @PENELOPE

@iamironman No don’t come here, Mr. Stark, these matters do not concern you.

>Tony Stark @iamironman

 Kid, I can literally buy you any game. Stop being stupid.

 >>Penny @PENELOPE

 It’s not about the games anymore, it’s about the thrill of the hunt.

 

[2:12 PM]

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

So, @PENELOPE just broke her arm. Let this be a lesson: always listen to your aunts, kids.

>Penny @PENELOPE

 oN ThE BriGHt SIDE I found the games!!!!!!!!!

 >>imafuckingprincess @Shuri

 You utter thot.

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