Chapter 19
[12:34 PM]
Spidey @spidermaam
whoops my bad @avengersofficial
whoopsmyhandslipped @Shuri
oh no what’d you do @spidermaam
>Spidey @spidermaam
i traumatized them like shit bro my b
[3:12 PM]
JeNnA @colorGOOD
how did @spidermaam manage to traumatize the avengers
Spidey @spidermaam
Well apparently when ur on a team youre supposed to mention that sometimes your blood turns blue but i didnt get that memo, ok?
>Spidey @spidermaam
Also you literally have a man who turns big and green when he gets mad, but blue blood? nOono that’s where you draw the line
Tony Stark @iamironman
@spidermaam For as long as I’ve known you, your blood has never been blue.
>@spidermaam
I said sometimes
Whoopsmyhandslipped @Shuri
Wtf does sometimes mean @spidermaam
>Spidey @spidermaam
I mean sometimes oxygen bounds to hemoglobin, sometimes hemocyanin its a lottery
>>Whoopsmyhandslipped @Shuri
Spidey @spidermaam
@Shuri are you doubting my spider abilities???
>whoopsmyhandslipped @shuri
yeh
>>Leggo @nedflanders
Yah your body constantly switching from the two seems pretty unlikely
>>>Spidey @spidermaam
I stick to stuff and can lift like 10 tons but my blood is where you draw the line??
>>>>whoopsmyhandslipped @Shuri
Yeah lol
>>>>>Penny @PENELOPE
Spideryeet @lafayeet
I would love to be a fly on the wall the day everyone found out spider woman had blue blood
>Spidey @spidermaam
tony was very close to cardiac arrest like yikes sorry @VirginiaPotts
>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
Yeah, you could have handled the situation a lot better than you did @iamironman
Tony Stark @iamironman
@captainamerica Yeah because you would be so calm when your daughter starts bleeding blue.
Tony Stark @iamironman
Shit. Fuck. I meant to say kid.
> She’s not actually my daughter.
>>Tony Stark @iamironman
No, stop retweeting this.
>>> Tony Stark @iamironman
My fiance will kill me.
Pepper @VirginiaPotts
Oh, for God’s sake, @iamironman, I guess I’ll call a press conference.