Who the Fuck is Penny

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Steve Rogers @captainamericaSo are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?>Penny @PENELOPEYou rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it >>Steve Rogers @captainamerica All I said was good morning! >>>Penny @PENELOPE Yeah, fuck you
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I love how easy these Twitter fics are to write, and they give me motivation to work on my original works so I'm like "wow I should just post one of these just for fun" and so I didAnd also Peter is Penny because I love everything Emily_F6 writes, and she writes a lot of Penny Parker stuff so I'm like fuck it gonna make her a girl.Enjoy
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Chapter 17

[10:24 PM]

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@mykidsanidiot She's doing it again.

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@PENELOPE This is the third time this week kid. Go home to your aunt. We can fix this.

 

Natasha @blackwidow

Is it even humanly possible for one person to consume that much pasta?

 

May @mykidsanidiot

Oh no, @PENELOPE we've talked about this.

 

Penny @PENELOPE

☠ L̶̗̈́̈̔̊͝E̷̪̞͖͎͓̾S̸̗͕̜͆͊͗͝Ś̵̗̜̱   ̵̧͓͙̞U̷͇̘̱͔̅P̴̣̫̓̈̂͘S̸̫̹̘̻̬͐̂͋E̵̻̹̐͌̚T̴̙̮͖̒̅̃͗͠T̴͕͔̓̕͠Ȉ̸͔̮̖͚   M̷̠͖͝O̴͍̓̿R̸̤͕̈́̀̆̓͠Ë̵͇̜̲̣̽̾̿̿   ̷̰̉͒͝͠S̴̳͔̥̍P̸̯̼̠͌̄́͜Ą̷̲̊G̷͍̣̺͛̔͑͐̑H̸̺͕̓̆̃̕Ę̷͈̗̘̈͗Ṱ̵͔͖͜͝ͅT̷̡̳̞̑̈I̸͔̱̹̻͑ ⛥

 

Imafuckingprincess @Shuri

Steve Rogers @captainamerica

Delete this picture immediately.

 >>Imafuckingprincess @Shuri

  No.

 

[2:31 AM]

Tony Stark @iamironman

@mykidsanidiot She's doing it again. We're going to run out of pasta. How is this normal to you?

>May @mykidsanidiot

 She's done this since she was little. Whenever something upset her she'd eat all the pasta in the house.

 >>May @mykidsanidiot

 At some point you just have to physically restrain her from eating the pasta

 

[4:12 AM]

 

Penny @PENELOPE

FIRST YOU TAKE MY COFFEE AND THEN YOU TAKE MY PASTA WHEN WILL THIS INJUSTICE END

 

Penny @PENELOPE

anyways here's a go fund me to buy more pasta: https://youtu.be/TsBLGzTMFIM

>Tony Stark @iamiroan

 Do not fund that

 >>Tony Stark @iamironman

   I will pay you all not to fund that

 

[10:23 AM]

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

You guys fucking funded it.

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