Chapter 14
[2:31 AM]
Penny @PENELOPE
@Uber Please send me an Uber. I don’t need to go anywhere, I just want someone to come run over me. I’ll give you $500. Thank you for your consideration.
>imafuckingprincess @Shuri
You pussy, they’re not going to get sued just because you’re too much of a coward to do things yourself.
>>Penny @PENELOPE
Fucking bet, bro
>>>imafuckingprincess @Shuri
Jump off of Stark Tower, and do a flip
>>>>Penny @PENELOPE
You broken trackpad, maybe I will.
[10:32 AM]
Tony Stark @iamironman
@PENELOPE Do not jump off of my tower. Don’t jump off of any tower, for that matter.
May @mykidsanidiot
Any time my kid says anything on Twitter, I get four more gray hairs.
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Bucky @jamesbarnes
@PENELOPE Please do not jump off of Stark Tower. It would be awful for your father’s business. What you want to do is find some rope, now that’s effective.
>Penny @PENELOPE
Duly noted, Mr. Barnes.
Steve Rogers @captainamerica
@jamesbarnes Don’t encourage her?
>Bucky @jamesbarnes
Don’t be a hypocrite, I had to put up with your fatalistic sense of humor every fucking day during the war.
>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
This isn’t the war, there is an entire generation of teenagers who look up to us, we should be mature adults in public.
Penny @PENELOPE
Oh herree we go the iced americano is making another PSA
>>Spidey @spidermaam
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Michelle @m.jones
@PENELOPE we have a decathlon meet on saturday if you kill yourself i will show up in hell and drag you out by your fucking ears
>Penny @PENELOPE
wow love you too babe
[3:21 AM]
Tony Stark @iamironman
@spidermaam Why the hell are you climbing up the tower it is three in the morning, your curfew was five hours ago.
>Tony Stark @iamironman
Fuck there’s blood. Oh my god. Why is there blood.
[11:26 AM]
Spidey @spidermaam
Wow i got shot and all i get is (1) angry iron man,,, didn’t even die like wtf god what a scam
>imafuckingprincess @Shuri
Like what i told penny bb, you want something done you gotta do it yourself
Tony Stark @iamironman
@Shuri @jamesbarnes Please stop encouraging them. I already worry enough.
>Penny @PENELOPE don’t worry mr. stark i don’t even need the encouragement
>>Spidey @spidermaam
yeah im bi and im ready to die
Tony Stark @iamironman
