Who the Fuck is Penny

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Steve Rogers @captainamericaSo are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?>Penny @PENELOPEYou rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it >>Steve Rogers @captainamerica All I said was good morning! >>>Penny @PENELOPE Yeah, fuck you
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I love how easy these Twitter fics are to write, and they give me motivation to work on my original works so I'm like "wow I should just post one of these just for fun" and so I didAnd also Peter is Penny because I love everything Emily_F6 writes, and she writes a lot of Penny Parker stuff so I'm like fuck it gonna make her a girl.Enjoy
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Chapter 15

[5:12 PM]

 

GreendressPinkhat @mynameislouise

@PENELOPE So you know the avengers, right???

Penny @PENELOPE

@mynameislouise lol yeh

 

GreendressPinkhat @mynameislouiss

@PENELOPE so do you like,, have any tea on them?

 

Penny @PENELOPE

@mynameislouise yeah but get your own secrets lol

 

[7:02 PM]

 

Penny @PENELOPE

whoops never mind here we gooooo

>Tony Stark @iamironman

  Penny. No. I will buy you a new DS

 

Penny @PENELOPE

Mr. stark has secretly been changing captain americas name to different variations of Steve rogers for years

>Penny @PENELOPE

 on record his name is currently Stephan Rodgers

 

Steve Rogers @captainamerica

@PENELOPE Wait, really?

>Penny @PENELOE

 yeah he hacked into the shields records last week. if you ask them your name is actually Roger Stevens.

 

Steve Rogers @captainamerica

@iamironmam Tony, is that true?

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@captainamerica I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about.

Penny @PENELOPE

@VirginiaPotts do you wanna know what ur fiance did when you were in California last weekend

Tony Stark @iamironman

I will let you get a cat, or a dog. Whichever you prefer. Just stop this now.

 

Pepper @VirginiaPotts

@PENELOPE I'll let you get both if you tell me.

>Penny @PENELOPE

Deal.

 

Penny @PENELOPE

@iamironmam he set your bed and half your furniture on fire on accident. He was trying to recreate @spidermaam's web formula in bed.

 

Pepper @VirginiaPotts

@iamironman I'm divorcing you.

>Tony Stark @iamironman

 We're not even married yet.

 >>Pepper @VirginiaPotts

 I will marry you and then immediately divorce you.

 

[10:18 PM]

 

Lego @nedflanders

@PENELOPE why are you exposing Mr. Stark?

>Penny @PENELOPE he and @shuri set my DS on fire >:(

 

Penny @PENELOPE

Speaking of @shuri

>Imafuckingprincess @Shuri

dont do it, white girl.

 

Penny @PENELOPE

@t’challa Your sister has been doing the same thing Tony's been doing to Steve

>Penny @PENELOPE

 your name is currently trivago

 

T'challa @t’challa

@shuri Sister, is this true?

>Imafuckingprincess @Shuri

Uhh definitely not.

 

Imafuckingprincess @Shuri

@PENELOPE

Tony Stark @iamironman

@PENELOPE Come on Pen, we're sorry. Please forgive us.

Imafuckingprincess @Shuri

 ^^^^

Penny @PENELOPE

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