Who the Fuck is Penny

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Steve Rogers @captainamericaSo are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?>Penny @PENELOPEYou rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it >>Steve Rogers @captainamerica All I said was good morning! >>>Penny @PENELOPE Yeah, fuck you
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I love how easy these Twitter fics are to write, and they give me motivation to work on my original works so I'm like "wow I should just post one of these just for fun" and so I didAnd also Peter is Penny because I love everything Emily_F6 writes, and she writes a lot of Penny Parker stuff so I'm like fuck it gonna make her a girl.Enjoy
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Chapter 11

[10:33]

Jaime @jaime.dunn

I intern at Stark Industries and my supervisor says we have to leave our lab and move to the smaller one down the hall? Why. Lol.

>Jaime @jaime.dunn

Oh shit, Tony Stark just walked in.

 >>Jaime @jaime.dunn

 He’s arguing with his intern

  >>>Jaime @jaime.dunn

  “This is why we pay attention when we go over lab safety, Penny, you could’ve burned down my multi-million dollar lab.”

   >>>>JeNnA @colorGOOD

   Did you say her name was Penny?

    >>>>>@thebigsad

     Oh shit.

     >>>>>>Jaime @jaime.dunn

      Yeah? She’s an intern, I’ve talked to her a few time, she’s pretty smart I guess.

 

JeNnA @colorGOOD

Holy shit did we just find out who Penny is??? She’s an intern? Why didn’t we think of that lol

 

[1:46]

 

Penny @PENELOPE

Okay why are all you heathens tagging me?

>PAPA @JOHNSSS

 Are you really Tony Stark’s personal intern?

 

Penny @PENELOPE

@Shuri @m.jones @nedflanders @flasssh

Alright which one of you absolute thotticus’ told?

>Gone in a @flasssh

 Ew dont @ me, Parker

  >>Lego @nedflanders

  wasn’t me i swear

 

Jaime jaime.dunn

@PENELOPE Um? I just said you interned here, was it some secret? I just joined twitter, I didn’t know…

>Penny @PENELOPE

 

JeNnA @colorGOOD

@jaime.dunn it was a running joke that no one knew who the hell Penny was

>Jaime @jaime.dunn

Oh well now I feel bad.

 >>JeNnA @colorGOOD

  Everyone thought she was his daughter

  >>>Jaime @jaime.dunn

  Oh, well I’m not so sure that he’s not her father anyways.

   >>>>JeNnA @colorGOOD

    Oh my god #irondad

[5:54 PM]

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

Why is #irondad trending again?

>Tony Stark @iamironman

@PENELOPE What did you do?

 >>Penny @PENELOPE

 why do you assume it was me wtf?

  >>>Tony Stark @iamironman

   Generally when something goes on I just figure that it’s you, it save me a lot of time.

    >>>>Penny @PENELOPE

     Blocked.

 

Thor @thortilla

@iamironman You and I share the same ideas about problem solving, Stark. Whenever something goes wrong, I merely assume it was Loki. However, I was not aware that you had become a #irondad since I have left.

>Tony Stark @iamironman

 No Thor, not you too.

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