Who the Fuck is Penny

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Steve Rogers @captainamericaSo are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?>Penny @PENELOPEYou rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it >>Steve Rogers @captainamerica All I said was good morning! >>>Penny @PENELOPE Yeah, fuck you
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I love how easy these Twitter fics are to write, and they give me motivation to work on my original works so I'm like "wow I should just post one of these just for fun" and so I didAnd also Peter is Penny because I love everything Emily_F6 writes, and she writes a lot of Penny Parker stuff so I'm like fuck it gonna make her a girl.Enjoy
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Chapter 12

[6:32 PM]

 

Penny @PENELOPE

@spidermaam is overrated thank you for coming to my ted talk

>Gone in a @flasssh

shut the hell up penis, you're just jealous that tony stark likes her more than you lol

 >>Spidey @spidermaam

 Tragic: someone you hate just made a great point!

 

Penny @PENELOPE

@spidermaam lmao he literally met me first but go off i guess

>Spidey @spidermaam

 Lmao you absolute thotticus he was keeping tabs on me way before you

 >>Penny @PENELOPE

 Lmao literally to make sure you don't turn evil lmao you spider loser

 

Thor @thortilla

@iamironman Your children appear to be fighting, friend Tony.

>Thor @thortilla

It is very reminiscent of the arguments I had with my own brother.

 >>Thor @thortilla

 Those never did end well.

 

One new message from Neddy Boi

 

Neddy Boi: Why are you fighting with yourself on twitter

 

PeneleNOPE: because mr stark says I need to make it less obvious that I'm spider woman

 

PeneleNOPE: and obviously this is the right way to handle it.

 

[7:12 PM]

 

Penny @PENELOPE

@spidermaam u have no fashion sense before fäthēr showed up u were really out here looking like a flaming hot garbage pile

 

Spidey @spidermaam

@PENELOPE you literally own 4 pairs of crocs you soggy piece of cardboard  

>Penny @PENELOPE

you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

 >>Penny @PENELOPE

 Two of those pairs are limited edition Crocs

 

imafuckingprincess @Shuri

@PENELOPE “Limited edition Crocs”

>Michelle m.jones

 “Limited edition Crocs”

 >>Lego @nedflanders

 “Limited edition Crocs”

  >>>Gone in a @flasssh

  “Limited edition crocs”

   >>>>ARIANNA @thedumbestwhore

   “Limited edition Crocs”

    >>>>>@thebigsad

    “Limited edition Crocs”

     >>>>>>>Spidey @spidermaam

     “Limited edition Crocs”

      >>>>>>>>Crocs @crocsofficial

       “Limited edition Crocs”

    

Jaime @jaime.dunn

Wow everyone just murdered Penny.

 

Penny @PENELOPE

Even @crocsofficial turned on me :(

 

New message from irondad

 

Irondad: Kid, what are you doing?

 

PeneleNOPE: What I must.

 

Penny @PENELOPE

the only superhoe I hate more than @spidermaam is @captainamerica

  [Retweeted by @spidermaam]

 

ARIANNA @thedumbestwhore

Penny Parker just said superhoe instead of superhero and I Stan

>ANNA @dumbslut

I'm a superhoe

 >>ARIANNA @thedumbestwhore

 shit me too bitch

 

Steve Rogers @captainamerica

@iamironman Please tell your children to stop attacking me publicly

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@PENELOPE @spidermaam Stop attacking Cap publicly.

>Penny @PENELOPE

 b...u,t the PSAs…

 >>Spidey @spidermaam

  ⛥ ☠̶̡̢̡̮͈̗̦͉̥̳̙̫̭̏̈́͛̐̄͒͐͝ ̵̹̬̟̗̫̦̣̝̪̞̱̒ͅ⛥̸̖̪̬̩̱͙̹̱͇͇̞͈̌̾̑ ̶̬̄̈́͑͗͒̽̂̊̏̕̚Ṱ̵̛̰̻̭̩̱͚̪͑̅̊̌͜͝͠h̴̛͕̔͒̽̏͒̿̌͂̽͘͠͠͝ȩ̷̫̗͍̻̪͉̲̮̥̘̯̌̉̊̍̈̈́̉̓͊̇͘͜ ̴̧̛̘͇̲̥̰̳̘̻̯̯͐̉͜P̵̢̦̫͚̩̰̦̳̭͇͈̱͖̱̽̑͑̑͊̅͜͝Ś̵̬͙͇̩̯̺̟͔͕̣̤̙̗̣̘́̿͗͊͒ͅĄ̶̜̙͈̗͖͔̹̰̯̲̣̟̜͙̆͗S̵̢̪̣̩̺̘̬͚̫͓̪̳̩͙̆̚ ̶̫͙̹̇̓̚☠̴̢̰̺̦͉̻̺̣̟̮̙͇̘̰̼̅̆̈́͊̓̂̑͆̾͐̿̽ ̶̡̡̡͖̤̯̳̟̬̈́̒ͅ☠̴̰͛͝ ψ

 

  >>>Penny @PENELOPE (Private reply)

    And Siberia.

 

JeNnA @colorGOOD

cap called Spidey and Penelope mr starks children and he didn't even deny it #irondad

>ARIANNA @thedumestwhore

#irondad

 >>ANNA @dumbslut

    #irondad

  >>>thereisnofateonlyfaith @faitthh

   #irondad

    >>>>@thebigsad

    #irondad

     >>>>>Spiderly @lafayeet

     #irondad

      >>>>>>May @mykidsanidiot

     #irondad

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