Who the Fuck is Penny

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Steve Rogers @captainamericaSo are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?>Penny @PENELOPEYou rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it >>Steve Rogers @captainamerica All I said was good morning! >>>Penny @PENELOPE Yeah, fuck you
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I love how easy these Twitter fics are to write, and they give me motivation to work on my original works so I'm like "wow I should just post one of these just for fun" and so I didAnd also Peter is Penny because I love everything Emily_F6 writes, and she writes a lot of Penny Parker stuff so I'm like fuck it gonna make her a girl.Enjoy
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Chapter 7

[3:52 PM]

 

Spidey @spidermaam

If I had a nickel for everytime I've had a building dropped on me id have two nickles

 

imafuckingprincess @Shuri

 

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Spidey @spidermaam

 

Lego @nedflanders

@spidermaam oh my god??!?? Are you okay!?!???!

 

Michelle @m.jones

@spidermaam please don't die :/

 

JeNnA @colorGOOD

@spidermaam are you okay?? Why are you tweeting?? If a building?? Has been dropped on you??

 

@thebigsad

@spidermaam does iron man know? This is concerning.

 

Spidey @spidermaam

@nedflanders @thebigsad @m.jones @colorGOOD im good everyone it didn't fall on me just around me it's not as bad as last time

 

Spidey @spidermaam not even injured I'm just chillin' waiting for the other avengers to get me out lol

 

we need the 2nd amendment @mark

A building fell on you, and you're on your phone. Fucking kids.

>Spidey @spidermaam i just told you?? im fine?? I'm waiting on the others??? What am I supposed to do contemplate my existence?? I do that in bed lol.

>>Spidey @spidermaam expired crouton smh

 

[7:48 PM]

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@spidermaam What do you mean “last time?” Kid?! What the hell?

>Spidey @spidermaam

Remember the vulture? Lol

 >>Tony Stark @iamironman

 Everyday I am filled with more and more regret about that.

  >>>Spidey @spidermaam

  Which is why you should never take my suit again lol

   >>>>Tony Stark @iamironman

   Watch it, kid.

 

Pepper @VirginiaPotts

@spidermaam What did I say about giving Tony aneurysms?

>Spidey @spidermaam

Sorry mother :(

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