Who the Fuck is Penny

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Who the Fuck is Penny

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Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Thor (Marvel), Ned Leeds, Shuri (Marvel), Michelle Jones, Peter Parker & Shuri, Flash Thompson, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man)

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Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure Twitter whoops Peter is a Little Shit IronDad and SpiderSon Peter is Penny Peter is a girl in this

Summary

Steve Rogers @captainamericaSo are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?>Penny @PENELOPEYou rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it >>Steve Rogers @captainamerica All I said was good morning! >>>Penny @PENELOPE Yeah, fuck you

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I love how easy these Twitter fics are to write, and they give me motivation to work on my original works so I'm like "wow I should just post one of these just for fun" and so I didAnd also Peter is Penny because I love everything Emily_F6 writes, and she writes a lot of Penny Parker stuff so I'm like fuck it gonna make her a girl.Enjoy

Chapter 8

April 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM

[8:34 AM] Day one...

Penny @PENELOPE

Day one of no coffee… i can feel my life crumbling around me.. i miss the quantum realm…

>Michelle @m.jones

I think it’s for the best, babe, I don’t think you’re supposed to vibrate when you consume caffeine

>>Lego @nedflanders

Or imagine the same old man everywhere you go

>Penny @PENELOPE i promise he’s real :(((( his name is stan

>>>imafuckingprincess @Shuri

Yeah well, hallucinating the quantum realm isn’t a normal side effect either, bb

Penny @PENELOPE

god,,, ple.se just strike me dead

>ANNA @dumbslut

Lol @thortilla

[7:23 AM] Day two…

Penny @PENELOPE

@iamironman please father dearest, just (1) cup

>Penny @PENELOPE

Or like… the coffee grounds at least

Tony Stark @iamironman

@PENELOPE 1) No. This is for the best. 2) Please never call me ‘father dearest’ again.

Penny @PENELOPE

@iamironman okay father dearest >:(

[10:34 AM] Day three…

Steve Rogers @captainamerica

@iamironman Tony, your daughter just threw a shoe at me.

>Tony @iamironman Pepper is right, you people are PR nightmares. Half the internet thinks Penny is my long lost child. Please. Stop.

JeNnA @colorGOOD

Tony Stark acting like Penelope and Spidey aren’t his kids is the funniest thing. Like, maybe not biologically, but sis, you’re #irondad

>@thebigsad rt

>>ARIANNA @thedumbestwhore rt

>>>lego @nedflanders rt

Steve Rogers @captainamerica

So are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?

>Penny @PENELOPE

You rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it

>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica

All I said was good morning!

>>>Penny @PENELOPE

Yeah, fuck you

[7:37 AM] Day 4…

Penny @PENELOPE

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May @mykidsanidiot

@PENELOPE Honey… this kind of dependency is why we took the coffee away. Your body is a flower, it needs to be nourished to grow.

>Penny @PENLOPE may. please. No

Lego @nedflanders

Omg may got twitter!

>imafuckingprincess @Shuri

MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY

>>Michelle @m.jones

May May May

>>>Lego @nedflanders may may may may may may

>>>>Tony Stark @iamironman

Finally someone to help control this child.

>>>>>Pepper @VirginiaPotts

Welcome to twitter, May :)

>>>>>>Penny @PENELOPE

Why have you people?? Started a cult?? About my aunt??

[10:22 AM] Day 5…

Michelle @m.jones

Hey @PENELOPE how you holding up on day 5?

Penny @PENELOPE

Pennyoudumbass @Shuri

@PENELOPE what the fuck is marvel

Lego @nedflanders

@PENELOPE lol this looks like if the avengers were a movie

Ihaveafuckingarrow @hawkeye

@PENELOPE @nedflanders Plot twist, turns out we are

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