Spider-Burrito: guys omg omg omg
Spider-Burrito: okay so
Spider-Burrito: tony's been kidnapped
CaptainMotherHen: Are you sure? He could just be passed out somewhere
Spider-Burrito: and there is a ransom note right fucking here
CaptainMotherHen: Okay, we all need to meet up and discuss this-
Spider-Burrito: no
CaptainMotherHen: Pardon?
Spider-Burrito: we'll text each other
Spider-Burrito: i think there are bugs planted everywhere
CaptainMotherHen: Look, it'd be better if we all talked together, we can't slow down because you 'think' there are bugs planted everywhere
Spider-Burrito: i can hear the gentle buzzing of them
SheBeSneaky: the kids right
SheBeSneaky: just found one planted under the couch
FalconsAreCool: How did you even find that?
SheBeSneaky: i was looking for one
CaptainMotherHen: Okay then
CaptainMotherHen: Who's to say they aren't hacked into this right now?
Spider-Burrito: look, i wouldn't suggest talking about my fucking dad getting kidnapped on this chat if i didn't think it was safe
Spider-Burrito: yeah, i made this chat specifically so it would be fucking terrible to hack into
Spider-Burrito: made sure barely anyone knows about this chat even existing
Spider-Burrito: and notice how the app is even disguised as a boring timer app, at least the design of it- until you click on it and see the chat. that's to avoid suspicion if any of you were to ever lose your phones, or get it stolen
Spider-Burrito: and if someone were to hack into this app, i would know instantly, or ned
Spider-Burrito: so stop thinking i'm god damn useless just because i'm a kid and let's get on with this so we can make a plan
Spider-Burrito: the point of being team mates is that we trust each, and don't even bother to ask who ned is, he is someone who we can trust with this stuff, he helped me make the app
Spider-Burrito: now, they left a phone number on the ransom note
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKER: jesus kid didn't know you had it in you to swear
Spider-Burrito: besides the point
SheBeSneaky: okay, can i see the note?
Spider-Burrito: yeah, gimme a sec
SheBeSneaky: okay, so this number is connected to a flip phone, one that most drug dealers would use before discarding quickly
SheBeSneaky: it should be easy enough to track
SheBeSneaky: anyways, they shouldn't have gotten to far since i assume tony was kidnapped yesterday
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: okay then, nat will take care of tracking the phone
TonyNeedsSleep: Hey Peter, would you mind looking at the footage of when Tony got kidnapped, just to have any idea of what we're dealing with?
Spider-Burrito: i wouldn't mind at all, let's just go in the living room to do it and look at it on the tv
CoolScienceBro: I'll join you guys
TonyNeedsSleep: okay
Spider-Burrito: okay so
Spider-Burrito: they seem to have weapons that look a lot like the ones that the vulture and his team had
Mr.Jesus: wait, you've seen those weapons before?
Spider-Burrito: dude, i'm the one who took them down
Spider-Burrito: of course i've seen them before-
Spider-Burrito: but anyways, they look basically the same
Spider-Burrito: so maybe these people stole their designs? or maybe he had a group that didn't get arrested?
Spider-Burrito: maybe they want to take revenge or something
MischievousSnek: the motive of it doesn't matter right now
Spider-Burrito: right, sorry
MischievousSnek: don't be
Spider-Burrito: anyways, they all had guns that resemble those from the vultures goons, and there were about 12 people
Spider-Burrito: they entered by using some Pass Cards that we usually give to kids on field trips
Spider-Burrito: so they would be deactivated by now
CaptainMotherHen: Oh yeah, how much did they ask for in the ransom note?
SheBeSneaky: a couple million dollars in cash
SheBeSneaky: anyways, i've tracked them down.
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: and low and behold, they're in the most cliche place ever
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: an abandoned warehouse
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: like, if you're gonna kidnap one of us, at least make it original, you know?
Spider-Burrito: well, this isn't my first time saving kidnapped people, so i can agree
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: ... i wasn't expecting that as a response, but okay
CoolScienceBro: Okay, we shouldn't send everyone to go get Tony though, have some people for back up and here at the tower and all that-
SheBeSneaky: anyways, the plan will be that one of you guys will go out there and enter with a brief case in civilian clothing, pretending we have the money for them.
SheBeSneaky: while they let them enter we'll have a couple others sneak in and take care of some people guarding the area, and someone to go get tony out
SheBeSneaky: i'll stay here and take care of anything involving locks and technology
Spider-Burrito: i'll go get Tony
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i'm gonna go get the iron pop tart as well, take care of some guards and stuff
CoolScienceBro: I'm gonna stay here as well
MischievousSnek: i'll go with the spiderling
CaptainMotherHen: I'll stay here as well, I don't do so well of lay low missions
Mr.Jesus: we know
Mr.Jesus: anyways, i am good at those, so i'll go as well
MischievousSnek: i'll be the one to bring the money
MischievousSnek: i'll just shapeshift into the Captain
Spider-Burrito: will they buy the fact that steve would try to save him though? after all that happened?
SheBeSneaky: i think so, the media has taken more kindly to the fact that everyone is back recently, so we should be fine
Spider-Burrito: kk
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: come on, let's all get suited up and get your earpieces in
Spider-Burrito: what about you?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: my hearing aids double as earpieces
Spider-Burrito: ooohhh
Spider-Burrito: k, let's go
Mr.Jesus: i think it would be a better idea to take the grey van instead of the white one guys, looks less fishy
Spider-Burrito: ... true-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: imagine seeing that on the media- "Avengers In White Vans, Are They Trying To Steal The Children?"
SheBeSneaky: guys, just get in the god damn van-
CAWCAWOTHERFUCKERS: got it boss!
TonyNeedsSleep: Pete, I just realized, you seem pretty calm for what's happened
Spider-Burrito: nah, i'm pretty much having an internal anixety attack
Spider-Burrito: i'm half expecting to find my father figure dead the moments i go to save him
Spider-Burrito: because knowing my parker luck, that's exactly what's gonna happen
CaptainMotherHen: Kid- That really isn't healthy thinking that way-
Spider-Burrito: look, once i find him i can break down and scold him as much as i want, right now it won't do anything tho-
Spider-Burrito: i won't forgive myself if me breaking down causes another death
Spider-Burrito: i can't live through that again
Spider-Burrito: because it just proves that it's my fault
Spider-Burrito: so let's focus on the task at hand and not worry about my mental health right now, we have bigger things to worry about-
TonyNeedsSleep: Fine, but mostly because I don't want to pry...
CaptainMotherHen: You have to talk to Tony about this stuff...
Spider-Burrito: thanks rhodey
Spider-Burrito: and yeah, i already have
MischievousSnek: okay, we're parked a few blocks away
Spider-Burrito: holy fucking shit how tf do you shapeshift so quickly-
Spider-Burrito: wait, talk to me-
Spider-Burrito: OMG THAT'S CAPTAIN AMERICA
CaptainMotherHen: ... When the kid reacts better to a fake than the actual thing
Mr.Jesus: he punched you when you first met after the accords were re-done
Mr.Jesus: and you're very first meeting was him stealing your shield
CaptainMotherHen: Don't need to remind me that a kid beat me twice Buck,
Mr.Jesus: just saying
Mr.Jesus: also, he has definitely beat you more than twice
CaptainMotherHen: Oh hush babe! That's during practice-
Mr.Jesus: still-
CaptainMotherHen: Love you
Mr.Jesus: love you to
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: hey gays, let's get back to the mission, shall we?
CaptainMotherHen: Right, sorry
Mr.Jesus: i'm not
FalconsAreCool: omg
Spider-Burrito: okay, me and clint are gonna enter through the vents while loki goes in. bucky will enter through a back door entrance and take out some guys guarding that area
Spider-Burrito: do any of you back at the tower have an idea as to where Tony is?
SheBeSneaky: can't locate him in the building, you'll have to check all of that by yourselves
Spider-Burrito: k, thanks
MiscievousSnek: going in, won't hear from me for awhile
Spider-Burrito: k, stay safe loki
PopTartLover: Stay safe brother
MischievousSnek: of course, these mortals have nothing on me
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: um, peter, i cant crawl up walls to get to the roof like you can
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: can you carry me? it'll be quicker
Spider-Burrito: shoot, right, sorry
Spider-Burrito: just latch on tightly
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: got it-
Mr.Jesus: took care of the guards at the back entrance
SheBeSneaky: perfect, go east and move down while the spiderling and birdbrain locate where tony is
SheBeSneaky: avoid arousing suspicion
SheBeSneaky: and do your best to hide the bodies, incase some others come to check up on them
Mr.Jesus: copy
Spider-Burrito: wait shoot-
Spider-Burrito: bucky you didn't kill any of them? right?
Mr.Jesus: no, i didn't
Spider-Burrito: thank you so much
Mr.Jesus: of course
CAWCAWCMOTHERFUCKERS: peter, stop-
Spider-Burrito: found the room?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: yep, some people with that freaky technology are guarding the door
Spider-Burrito: how many?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: four
Spider-Burrito: okay, you take the vents and when you drop down i'll attack in with you, okay?
Spider-Burrito: and remember, no killing
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: got it
Spider-Burrito: okay, that's taken care of-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: those guns are fucking loud-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: also how are you so fluid with your webs?
Spider-Burrito: you should hear them when you actually fire-
Spider-Burrito: feels like your ear drums are about to explode
Spider-Burrito: also, as for my webs
Spider-Burrito: a lot of practice
Spider-Burrito: anyways, nat, there's a 6 digit password to enter into this room
Spider-Burrito: what is it?
SheBeSneaky: wait gimme a sec
SheBeSneaky: password is 052970
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: we're in
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: okay peter is off rn since he's tending to tony
CaptainMotherHen: Is he injured?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: doesn't seem to be injured, he's also awake
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: have yet to know if he's concussed, gotta go
CaptainMotherHen: Ok
Mr.Jesus: found loki
Mr.Jesus: he's discussing with them, asking to know where tony is before giving the 'money'
Mr.Jesus: damn he's a good actor
Mr.Jesus: and we just made eye contact
Mr.Jesus: gotta go
MischievousSnek: those mortals we're so gullible
MischievousSnek: granted, most mortals are
Mr.Jesus: loki got shot, they need medical attention
MischievousSnek: that to
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: okay, everyone out, we've got tony, seems mostly uninjured, won't know from sure until we get back though
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: also, loki, do you need immediate medical attention?
MischievousSnek: uneeded, it can wait
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: okay
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: nat, call the police to get all these people-
SheBeSneaky: Capsicle is already on it, police tend to listen to him more
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: With reason of course-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: we're all moving out
SheBeSneaky: okay
CoolScienceBro: Is Peter okay?
MischievousSnek: no
CoolScienceBro: ...
CoolScienceBro: Care to elaborate?
MischievousSnek: he's just crying a lot and the iron pop tart is showing him that he doesn't have any injuries and that he is fine
CaptainMotherHen: Kid has a lot of emotional baggage
MischievousSnek: yeah well, don't we all?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: who's this ben person?
SheBeSneaky: don't ask
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: ... okay?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: also, that kid has a lot of fucking bad assery
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: like, i know he's usually a lot more lean when battling with bad guys and joking and all that stuff
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: like the banter calms him down
CAWCAWMOTHEFUCKERS: but he can be really serious when he wants to-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: and he is fucking amazing with those webs wtf
SheBeSneaky: we heard you the first time clint
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: IT WAS LIKE SWOOSH AND WOOSH AND FWOOP
FalconsAreCool: wtf
MischievousSnek: we're here
PopTartLover: Brother I am coming to get you! You will not walk after being shot
MischievousSnek: don't worry brother
MischievousSnek: tis but a scratch
PopTartLover: THAT PERSONS ARM IS CUT OFF
PopTartLover: BROTHER ARE YOU OKAY!?
MischievousSnek: yes
MischievousSnek: WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE CARRY ME
SheBeSneaky: ... hmmmm
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: this is beautiful
CoolScienceBro: Can I do a check up on tony?
IronPopTartMan: the kids locked me up on our floor, so i think that will have to wait until later
IronPopTartMan: i'm fine though, just got some rope burns
IronPopTartMan: possibly a mild concussion
CoolScienceBro: Okay
CaptainMotherHen: Is the kid okay?
IronPopTartMan: yeah, just a bit shaken-
CaptainMotherHen: Hm
CaptainMotherHen: Kid did a good job today- Kept a very level head about things, which was unexpected
IronPopTartMan: of course he did
IronPopTartMan: you dare doubt him?
CaptainMotherHen: I mean, I did doubt him a bit-
IronPopTartMan: i know, i read up-
IronPopTartMan: you were fucking told-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT-
IronPopTartMan: anyways, gotta take care of my kid, talk to you guys later
CoolScienceBro: Bye, come by later Tony
IronPopTartMan: will do
MischievousSnek: i told you, tis but a flesh wound!
CoolScienceBro: this is a pretty large wound
MischievousSnek: oh i'm fine
PopTartLover: B R O T H E R
MischievousSnek: i've had worst
PopTartLover: BrOtHEr!