He can't be that dumb, can he? Oh yes, he can!
Getting of late from work wasn't new for Ian. Walking home in the dark wasn't new for Ian. The feeling of eyes on him as he exited the back room was. The feeling of being followed was. Ian takes out his phone about to dial Mickey's or Lip's or the first person who came ups number. The first number he finds is Fiona's. With shacky hands he tries to press the call button but before he could he hears someone calling his name. He tried to ignore it, walk faster, call Fiona but the calling got louder, the footsteps got closer. He knew that voice. The voice calling him was so familiar. Kash. It was Kash.
Ian finally manages to click the call button
In the Gallagher house the Gallagher's and Milkovich siblings were all huddled around the TV. Mickey's siblings had been coming over more often, the Gallagher's and Milkovich's had truly became a big family. It was nice. A phone ringing interrupts the moment. "Mands, that yours?" Lip asked asked "Nope.". "Oh, shit it's mine!" Fiona said pulling out her phone, she sees it's Ian calling. "Hey sweetface! You on your way home?" Fiona asked when she answered the phone. "Fiona! Shit- shit-" She hears the fear in Ian voice, she hears his feet thudding on the ground as he ran. "Ian? Ian what's wrong?" Fiona said as she got up and walked to the kitchen. "Fiona it's- it's Kash- he's fucking following me-" Fiona hear some yelling from the other line "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" she hears Ian yell back. "What's wrong, Fi?" Lip asked. Fiona turns around to see Lip, Mickey, Mandy and Iggy all standing behind her "One- one second- Ian how far from the house are you?" Fiona asked. "I don't know- I don't know!" Ian said. "Okay, okay. Keep running sweetface, Im gonna come find you." Fiona said. "What the fucks going on?" Mickey asked. "Ian being followed by Kash." Fiona said. "Fuck." Lip said. Mickey walks over to the kitchen cabinets and searches intil he finds the biggest knife he can. Fiona made her way to get the emergency bat. "What's going on?" Debbie asked "Nothing Debs, we just got to go take care of a pedo problem." Mickey said walking through the living room and out the door, Lip and Iggy following after. "We'll be gone for a minute. Be good for Colin while we're gone!" Fiona said going out the door, Mandy not to far behind.
"So who we going fuck up?" Iggy asked as the towards where Ian should have been coming from. "Ian's old pedo of a boss!" Mickey said and that was a good enough answer for Iggy. They continue to run and run and run, till they see Ian running towards them. "Ian!" Fiona yells. Ian runs into Fiona's arms. "Are you okay?" Fiona asked. "Where the fuck is he?" Mickey asked. "I- I think I might have lost him a few blocks back." Ian said. "We'll go check." Iggy said. Mandy reaches for Fiona's bat, which she handed over easily. "Be careful." Fiona told them. "We don't know careful. We're Milkovich's." Mandy said, Mandy, Mickey and Iggy go of in the direction Ian came from. "I'll make sure they don't get arrested." Lip said following them. "Are you okay?" Fiona asked again. "Yeah, yeah I think so. I just-" Ian said "Did Mickey have a knife?" He asked. "Yeah. Let's hope the Milkovich's know a good lawyer." Fiona said.
Mickey, Lip, Mandy and Iggy got back to the Gallagher house a few minutes after Fiona and Ian. "You find him?" Fiona asked. "No." Mickey grumbled angrily, slamming the knife on the counter. "I know a guy who can track him down." Iggy said. "No." Fiona said "I called Tony. They're gonna keep an eye out for Kash." Fiona said. "Imma keep an eye out for him to, but I'll be the one in the cop car." Mickey said. "Mick, no killing Kash." Ian told his boyfriend. "Im not gonna kill him. Im just gonna cut his dick off with safety scissors, then shove it down his throat." Mickey said. "Okay, okay. Ian, Mickey and Lip upstairs, to bed. Iggy, Mandy if you wanna stay here for the night i'll go get some blankets and pillows and yall can set up in the living room." Fiona said.
"You should have turned back and punched that fucker square in the face." Mickey said pulling on a shirt. "Mickey, I was scared so I ran, I wasn't gonna turn back. I didn't wanna have to look at him." Ian explained from his spot on Mickey's bed. "I know- shit I wouldn't want to look at him either. You know what? You should bring the bat to work, keep it behind the counter just in case." Mickey said. "I don't think Linda would like that." Ian said. "I don't give two shits what Linda wants. Her pedo of a husband is stalking you. Fuck you should just quit at this point- my stores hiring." Mickey said climbing into bed next to Ian. "You want me to work with you?" Ian asked "If it would get you away from that hell whole, yes." Mickey said. "I'll think about it Mick."
Everything was fine for sometime, a week or two maybe. No sign of Kash. Because why would he try to show up again? I mean he was this close to having something cut off of him, so why would he take anymore chances? He's not that dumb!
If only that were true
Ian walked out of freezer after having finished stocking it. He walked back behind the counter. No one was in the store. It was quiet. Today was just one of those slow days. Ian grabs his phone out of is pocket and calls Mickey, figured he could come down there to 'keep him company' (wink wink). "Hey, Red." Mickey said from the other line of the phone. "Hey, Mick. What ya' doing?" Ian asked. "Nothing, really. Why? Aren't you supposed to be working?" Mickey asked. " Im bored, so I thought maybe you come and make me not bored." "You want me to come over there so you can fuck me to cure your boredom?" Mickey asked "Exactly!" Ian said. He heard Mickey sign on the other end. "I'll be there I a few minutes.". "Yes!" Ian said. Mickey laughed at Ian's enthusiasm. Ian hears the bell ding as someone enters the store "One second, Mick." Ian said. He was about to hang up the phone but then he saw who was standing at the counter. Kash. "Get the fuck out of here!" Ian yelled, he heard Mickey ask something from the other side of the phone. "Ian- please just let me talk-" Kash said. "Get out, Kash!" Ian yelled again. He rounded the counter and started walking to the stock room. Kash started to talk again "Ian-" But Ian cut him off by slamming the door to the stock room. "Kash leave before I call the cops!" Ian yelled through the door. "Ian what the fuck is going on? Is Kash fucking there?" Mickey asked. "Yes! Mickey hurry the fuck up, please!" Ian said. "Im coming. Hang up call the fucking cops!" Mickey said.
It took Mickey a few minutes to get there, the cops showed up a few minutes after. Kash was gone. "We're gonna keep a eye out for him but theres not much we can do-" "He's stalking him! What happened if he comes to our house next time?!" Mickey said yelling at Tony (who was one of the officers who show up). "Boy you need to calm down." The other officer said. "Calm down? CALM DOWN!? The pedo fucker if stalking him and you wont do shit!" Mickey yelled. Ian put his hand on Mickey's shoulder "Mick.". Mickey looks back at Ian, Mickey didn't say anything before storming out. "Im sorry we can't do more, Ian." Tony said. "It's fine, Tony." Ian said. But it wasn't fine.
Mickey stormed out of the Kash-an- Grab. He takes out his phone and dials his brothers number "Hey Colin. I need some help 'taking care' of something."