Loki, Loki
And now for a new segment: Tweets by Loki
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
the only reason Odin made sure I was never the Favourite child was because he knew that I would be far too powerful and would have usurped him at the age of 3.
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
oh so when I want to destroy all of humanity I'm a "psychopath" and "need help" but when a bunch of kids want to destroy humanity its a "mood"?
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
Perhaps he's a proper sorcerer but everyone knows the only thing he's got going for him is that damned jawline.
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
Everyone always thinks my brother is some suave and charming prince but in reality he's the same twat that hit himself in the face with his own axe when his stupid human boyfriend lifted his shirt.
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
Steve Rogers is a thot send tweet
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
It's hard being so beautiful and magnificent all the time but someone's got do it.
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
The fact that this halfbit children's magician can turn back time with simple hand gestures but can't see that I want him to top me in every position imaginable is peak dumbassery.
→ King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
Yes @stephstrange I'm referring to you.
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
Literally the only person who matters is Peter Parker sorry I don't make the rules I just abide by them.
→ King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
Scratch that, Peter Parker and Bucky Barnes are the only persons that matter. Fuck you, Stark.
King of Sneks@lowkeyloki
Bitches will threaten the guy they hate with murder and almost actually go through with said murder attempt then will completely get distracted by the strand of hair that falls into his face. I'm bitches. Please @stephstrange fuck me so I can kill you in peace.
→ strangers things have happened (on Netflix) @stephstrange
No.
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
I used to be a cunning prince of Asgard - making important decisions and being praised by my father's subjects.... now I spend my days eating junk food, being unreasonably attractive, pranking Earth's so-called Mightiest Heroes and thirsting after men who aren't worth my time --- We stan.
→ Avengers Arsesemble @correctavengers
Never knew that I'd find my idol in a Norse god who tried to take over the world that one time but here we are.
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
Late night conversations between the Winter Soldier & God of Mischief:
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Image transcript:
James: OK but listen: dance lessons.
Me: uh huh. And what's your plan to execute this date? Who's teaching who (tho we all know Steve can't dance worth shit lol)
James: I just saw this gif set on Tumblr
Me: Link it.
Me: it gives me "Please Me" vibes though. Not sure if that's "date" worthy
James: I'll take it
Me: omg now I'm thinking about Rogers dirty dancing. Ugh.
James: lmao me too
→King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
Yes, James and I are very close friends stop asking you cretins
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
I'm bored @stephstrange wyd
→ The Queen of Ass-gard @valkyrie
Certainly not you, that's for sure.
King of Sneks@lowkeyloki
I will murderize you to death.