Broadway is Love, Broadway is Life
the littlest spidre: okay but Hamilton still slaps even though it's been months since I last listened to the entire original cast recording.
the littlest spidre: lin Manuel Miranda is so fucking,,,, cute,,,,, i love him.
the littlest spidre: LAFAYETTE!!!!
the littlest spidre: ugh I love you, Harley but I'd drop you for daveed diggs in a minute.
the littlest spidre: hmmm. am I Eliza? I feel like I'm Eliza.
the littlest spidre: okay Say Not to This makes me so mad but it cannot be denied that the song is fucking fire.
frecks💕: ???? I'll take your word for it I suppose
frecks💕: anyway wanna see a picture of Tony face planting on asphalt? Stove sent me it lol.
the littlest spidre: wait a damn minute.
the littlest spidre: yes i would love to see tony kissing asphalt. also stop calling Mr Rogers Stove.
the littlest spidre: BUT ALSO AM I STUPID OR HAVE YOU NEVER LISTENED TO THE ORIGINAL CAST RECORDING OF HAMILTON??????!!! ITS BEEN YEARS???? BABE????? THE FUCK????
frecks💕: is it like,,,, a big deal if I don't listen to Broadway musicals???
the littlest spidre: okay now I KNOW you're messing with me!!! I know you've listened to The Lightning Thief Musical. YOU NAMED ME THE LITTLEST SPIDER AFTER THE SONG THE LITTLEST MINOTAUR.
frecks💕: you know I basically grew up reading percy jackson so that's different. I guess I never saw the appeal in any other broadways.
the littlest spidre: I can't believe I'm dating a local :(
frecks💕: so it matters to you that I don't listen to Broadway musicals? Peter, baby, I'm literally Iron Knight I'm cool as fuck.
the littlest spidre: keener, you disgust me.
frecks💕: whatever dude.
the littlest spidre: you ...you didn't even...you were supposed to say…..UGH I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.
WE SAVE THE WORLD (WE ARE AVENEGERS)
Sbider: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
RIRI: you rang, white boy?
Sbider: are you like,,,, the only one online???
wakanda nonsense: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS
kama kama kama kama kama chameleon: Hi Peter!!!
Sbider: HI KAMALA!!!
black dahlia lives matter: it's like,,,,, 8 in the morning stfu.
Sbider: Mj it is LIT RALLY almost one in the afternoon and we are in the same time zone :/
Sbider: ANYWAY HARLEY IS CANCELLED
RIRI: It's what they fucking deserve.
it's me jessie and ari: fuck off???? wow.
kama kama kama kama kama chameleon: guys leave Harley alone :(
Sbider: THEY'VE NEVER LISTENED TO HAMILTON
kama kama kama kama kama chameleon: UM WHAT??? EXCUSE ME??? HARLEY TF???
it's me jessie and ari: IT'S NOT THAT DEEP GUYS OMG
wakanda nonsense: Harley I literally lived in a hidden kingdom in Africa for years and even I have listened to Hamikton??? What's your excuse????
Sbider: I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED SUCH A DISTURBING HUMAN BEING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
it's me jessie and ari: the way we aren't married im
black dahlia lives matter: it's literally a musical about old white dudes and EVEN I HAVE LISTENED TO IT WOW???
RIRI: IVE BEEN TELLING Y'ALL HOES THAT KEENER DESERVES NO RIGHTS BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME???? DISGUSTANG!!!
it's me jessie and ari: you know what? I don't have to sir here and take this disrespect?
Sbider: DEAR ALEXANDER,,,,
wakanda nonsense: I AM SLOW TO ANGER BUT I TOE THE LINE AS I RECKON WITH THE EFFECTS OF YOUR LIFE ON MINE
kama kama kama kama kama chameleon: I LOOK BACK ON WHERE I FAILED AND IN EVERY PLACE I CHECKED, THE ONLY COMMON THREAD HAS BEEN YOUR DISRESPECT
it's me jessie and ari: wh-.... what the fuck.
RIRI: NOW YOU CALL ME IMMORAL, A DANGEROUS DISGRACE, IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY NAME A TIME AND PLACE, FACE TO FACE
Sbider: I HAVE THE HONOUR TO BE YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT, A DOT BURR
it's me jessie and ari: im very confused
black dahlia lives matter: if you know...you know.
it's me jessie and ari: Alright then.
Harles: Tony?
Iron Guy: That depends, who's asking?
Harles: ??????
Harles: oh is that like a Hamilton reference or something? I guess Peter told you
Iron Guy: yes it's a Hamilton reference you heathen. I can't believe you've never heard even one song
Harles: you mean like how you didn't know p!atd??? glass houses Stark.
Iron Guy: YOU
Iron Guy: Are right. Fuck you.
Iron Guy: Still, I listened to all of the songs you forced down my throat so you legally have to listen to Hamilton.
Harles: You didn't hear it from me but musicals are kinda overrated.
Iron Guy: LE GASP
Iron Guy: holy shit….are you…..The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals.
Harles: I'm not really a "guy" but also I have no idea what you're talking about??
Iron Guy: Okay now you're fucking with me. STARKID IS LITERALLY YOUR GENERATION??? IM TELLING EVERYONE.
Harles: Jesus fucking H Christ
THE OFFICIAL AVENEGERS
(B)ironman: HARLEY KEENER IS THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
baby spider: wait
baby spider: ok I'm a little disappointed that I didn't make the connection earlier but @iron child do you seriously not know what 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' is??? I thought you used to want to fuck Darren Criss???
iron child: sigh
iron child: can y'all leave me alone??
Capsicle: Both of you, stop bullying Harley.
iron child: Don't even try it, Steven.
Capsicle: Awe cmon Harley. I'm literally on your side.
iron child: hmmph.
baby spider: OKAY BUT STEVE HARLEY IS UNCULTURED??? I CANT LET THEM TAINT MY VIRGIN PURITY WHEN THEY HAVEN'T BEEN BLESSED BY LIN MANUEL MIRANDA
spider mom: I think you're all exaggerating but whatever
baby spider: NATASHALIE THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH
baby spider: ARE WE A NATION OF STATES WHAT'S THE STATE OF OUR NATION
spider mom: Not sure how that lyric applies to this situation.
spider aunt: I don't think that matters to him.
baby spider: Aunt Carol, you're literally an alien, have you listened to hamilton??
spider aunt: not really an alien, but yes, I have listened to Hamilton. Fury made me. Something about catching up on my pop culture.
iron child: oh my god Peter if it means this much to you then I'll listen to it ffs.
baby spider: I love you 💕💕
iron child: sigh
iron child: I fucking love you too you dork 💞💞
frecks💕: ENTER ME
the littlest spidre: !!!!!!
the littlest spidre: (HE SAYS IN PARENTHESES.)
frecks💕: you win baby boy
frecks💕: John laurens and Hamilton were fucking thank you and goodnight
the littlest spidre: AKSJSHSKALLALSKJSJSJSKKSKKSKSJKSKS FACETIME ME
frecks💕: :)
WE SAVE THE WORLD (WE ARE AVENGERS)
it's me jessie and ari: raise a glass to freedom :)
wakanda nonsense: WAR FLASHBACKS!! SO. MANY. WAR. FLASHBACKS.
Sbider: HARLEY OMG WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
RIRI: SOMETHING THEY CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY! NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOUUUUUU
it's me jessie and ari: RAISE A GLASS TO THE FOUR OF US TOMORROW THERE'LL BE M O R E O F U S
kama kama kama kama kama chameleon: I'M LITERALLY TEARING UP GUYS STFU
black dahlia lives matter: I did exactly as you said, pa
Ne(R)d alert: OKAY I WAS LATE TO THE CONVO LAST TIME BUT WHAT THE FUCK MJ YOU CANT JUST DROP THE SADDEST PART OF HAMILTON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY OF TONIGHT
black dahlia lives matter: I held my head up high
Sbider: MJ STOPPPPP
it's me jessie and ari: I know, I know, shh, I know, I know, shh, I know you did everything just right, shh.
Sbider: HARLEY DON'T ENCOURAGE HER
it's me jessie and ari: Even before we got to ten, I was aiming for the sky, I was aiming for the sky.
black dahlia lives matter: SAVE YOUR BREATH AND STAY ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
it's me jessie and ari: ok I'm actually feeling tears welling up in my eyes so im stopping. spare me mj.
black dahlia lives matter: fine whatever.
black dahlia lives matter: I take it Peter finally forced you to listen to Hamilton.
Sbider: and?
kama kama kama kama kama chameleon: PEGGY
Sbider: alright I definitely set myself up for that one.
Sbider: Anyway Harley listened Hamilton finally, they have a crush on Anthony Ramos (as one should), and we just watched The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals together :)
black dahlia lives matter: emmmmmaaaaaaaaa, I'm sorry…..you looooooosssssst
Sbider: Michelle Jones pls stop
black dahlia lives matter: fine. But you should listen to the Beetlejuice Musical soundtrack.
Wakanda nonsense: wait….. I don't think I've ever heard of that :(
RIRI: …….
RIRI: group video chat?
black dahlia lives matter: fucking yes, I can't believe my girlfriend has no knowledge of the forbidden musical
Wakanda nonsense: I'm a genius princess, you're lucky to have me, thank you very much
black Dahlia lives matter: Perhaps.
Ne(R)d Alert: if we're all gonna listen to the Beetlejuice soundtrack then we have to do Heathers.
RIRI: Okay but I don't like Heathers? Except for all of the songs JD sings in and Candy Store.
kama kama kama kama kama chameleon: WHAT ABOUT BEAUTIFUL?
RIRI: Okay yes it deserves rights but other than that…..
Sbider: you all disgust me. We're listening to as many musicals as we can fit into one sitting so strap in bitches.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
I am the frenchiest fry, Lafayette and no one can tell me otherwise.
→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey
It's a good thing I love French fries then ;)
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
…… lord show me how to say no to this ...I don't know how to say no to this.
#1 Stark Intern @Beter
@spidey Careful how you proceed good man, intemperate indeed good man.
→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey
;)
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
Spiderman is Maria Reynolds confirmed. So….. Harley and Peter are Alexander and Eliza???? I can kinda see it, lowkey.
→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey
;)
→#1 Stark Intern @Beter
I will hunt you down and break your neck, Spiderman don't play with me.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Okay @Corinna_Tate but I'm clearly Lafayette :/
frecks💕: It never gets old watching you threaten yourself on Twitter, baby.
the littlest spidre: I aim to please 💜