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#1 Stark Intern @Beter
Yeah, sex is great but have you ever seen Carol Danvers destroy a h*cking enemy space ship?
→ black panther is a furry @PrincessShuri
Its true and you should say it.
Havanerr Bananerr @Mikkey
one,,,, who's Carol Danvers and two,,,, is that actually princess shuri? Sister of the black panther? And her user omg XD
→ black panther is a furry @PrincessShuri
Tell me I'm wrong
Wakanda bullshit is this? @T'challa
Delete this immediately.
→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter
Get off my Carol Danvers thirst tweet bitches
not actually spiderman @spideyman
Did Tony Stark's intern call two actual Royals™ 'bitches''???
→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter
Maybe so.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Peter, mumbling under his breath: You're so cool, I wanna kiss you.
Me, perfectly hearing but slightly distracted: Huh?
Peter, blushing: I said you're so stupid, I hope someone kills you!!
Me: ????? We're???? Dating?????
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
He drinks his dumbass juice every morning that's why he's so stupid.
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
Peak Dumbass Thot Energy.
→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter
pull up, spider bitch
Cap n' Crunch @SteveRogers
@TonyStank don't forget this was basically you back in 2012.
→ Jo-Lame @Joleen
Exposed
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
I see how it is, @Buchanan ur my new favourite.
ASSassin @Buchanan
Does this include extra cuddles?
→ Rocky Rhode @JamesRhodey
I thought I was your favourite, Tones.
Boss Lady Stank @PepperPotts
His favourite is Happy, and I think we all know it.
Forehead of Security @HaroldHoegan
I want no part of this @PepperPotts @JamesRhodey @Buchanan @SteveRogers
→ Forehead of Security @HaroldHoegan
But yes, I am Tony's favourite.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Good poly content. We stan.
Avengers Arsesemble @correctavengers
Harley: I'm morosexual, which means I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.
Peter: Hey BRO I love you no homo, also I think you're hot. Again, no homo.
Harley, Peter's literal SO: *immediately starts stripping*
→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter
I'm ace so harley wont be stripping for me anytime soon. At least...not sexually.
Hipster before it was cool @MJ
That's your issue here?
#1 Stark Intern @Beter
I'm not gonna pretend like that isn't me.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
I think it's more like:
Harley: I love dumbasses and dumbasses only.
Peter: Lucky for you, I'm a class A dumbass.
Harley: 😍😚😚😍😍
→ Avengers Arsesemble @correctavengers
I didn't really expect the people I'm posting about to see it but we stan one (1) couple. #potatoscience.
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
To the man who saw the wlw couple who were LITERALLY just walking down the street holding hands, and decided to shout "F*GGOTS", HOW DO MY FUCKING WEBS TASTE HA! bitch.
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
And while im here, maybe if some of you bigots rode on a Pegasus with the bisexual icon, Queen of Asgard you wouldn't be so fucking pressed about pride.
→ sis wut @Brittania
I don't know what @spidey is talking abt but i agree.
Disgustang @Roleypoly
Straight people just feel excluded, you know? Not all of us are pressed, we just want to be recognized.
→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey
Recognized? For what? Oppressing LGBT+ ppl for centuries? Never being hated for who you love? Not getting beaten, bruised and shot? What exactly do the Straight cis people need that isn't just your fragile egos stroked?
Devine @FionaDevin
It's literally hilarious that you call us "pressed" but you're attacking @Roleypoly even though they were perfectly civil.
→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey
Oh I'm sorry that I don't have the patience required to deal with either of your privileged asses.
Toe-ny @AntJones
Ugh I'm so done with queer people and them bitching about literally ERERYTHING. Y'all are ALWAYS asking for sumn else???? Get over it???? Ffs you have your laws and you have your once a year communal orgies. I don't know what else you ppl want.
→ she(ro) @Carol_Danvers
As one of those "ppl" and as someone who is highkey disgusted with the backwards bullshit of Earth, I'm gonna have to say @AntJones that you are exactly what we Don't Want.
she(ro) @Carol_Danvers
In your little corner of this universe, your sense of self importance is revolting, and me? A woman who literally only drops by this planet every once in a red moon? There's work that needs to be done ASAP.
she(ro) @Carol_Danvers
People of colour, immigrants, the LGBT+ community, the disabled, women -- literally anyone who isn't a straight, white and cisgendered male are constantly overlooked and some people have the audacity to call us greedy, or defensive or pressed or what the fuck ever???
she(ro) @Carol_Danvers
@the priveleged everything 👏 is👏 not👏 about 👏 you👏
she(ro) @Carol_Danvers
Fuck you and fuck off to anybody who thinks they have a say in who gets rights or how many rights they're allowed.
→ #1Stark Intern @Beter
Things I love? Her.
Official Avengers @AvengersCompound
Retweet.
Hotdaga Days @RayonnaMoodie
I love @Carol_Danvers. I've got no idea who she is but I love her.
The Queen of Ass-gard @valkyrie
She has that effect on people.
Thot™ @ThorOdinson
Carol is a very noble woman, and a beautiful warrior.
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Yeah, Star Power's pretty fucking awesome.
Cap n' Crunch @SteveRogers
Captain Marvel is the only valid Captain
→ ASSassin @Buchanan
But..... Sa-
Cap n' Crunch @SteveRogers
THE ONLY
the good looking bird hero @samwilson
As it's Stanning Carol hour, I'll let that slide.
she(ro) @Carol_Danvers
We all know I'm the strongest avenger, Sam, accept it and move on :)
→ the good looking bird hero @samwilson
Yes ma'am 😏
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
@Carol_Danvers I'd die for you.
→ she(ro) @Carol_Danvers
You Will.
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
SJSKKSJSKSJSKKSKSJSSNMSKSK I-
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Did you seriously teach the woman who could best God in hand to hand combat memes?
#1 Stark Intern @Beter
And what of it?