Potato Gun Mechanics

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Potato Gun Mechanics
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Harley Keener creates a Twitter account. Chaos ensues.
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I love texting fics and twitter fics so this is my contribution. (Also? These are not as easy as they look lmao).Lemme know if this is worth following up :)
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Non Binary Snack Attacks and Where to Find Them

#1 Stark Intern @Beter 

Acceptable names to dub your non-binary significant others: 

Bitch. 

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

Awww baby ☺

 

#1 Stark Intern @Beter 

😚😚😚

 

I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener 

And over here we see a wild #potatoscience in their natural queer habitat

 

Hipster before it was cool @MJ

Gross. 

 

captain iron @stonystan

#potatoscience is beautiful. We stan. 

 

Ash @thompson_a

Not to be a soft bitch on main, but I'd do anything for #potatoscience. @HarlesQueener @Beter I love you 

 

Bi(n)der Man @spidey

Sees gross fluff: 😷😷😷

 

→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter 

Green isn't your colour spider boy. 

 

Bi(n)der Man @spidey 

What's there to be jealous of? 

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener 

Aww Spidey you don't like me? :(

 

Bi(n)der Man @spidey 

It be like that sometimes.

 

→ Bro In the Chair @Neddie 

Press "F" to pay respects.

 

Back Window @Natasha 

F

 

cawcawmofos @hawkeye 

 

Cap n' Crunch @SteveRogers 

 

ASSassin @Buchanan 

 

Sabrina but Emo @wanda 

 

Thot™ @ThorOdinson

 

→ Bro In the Chair @Neddie 

Omg its the Avengers !!!!

 

You Know Who I Am @TonyStank 

I'd like to announce that I'm potatoscience stan first and a Spidey stan second. @spidey don't mess with my ship 😤

 

→ #1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy

this is the best timeline

 


 

Harles Queener Stan @GabbieDunst

@Beter what's Harley like?

 

#1 Stark Intern @Beter 

For one, a coward. 

 

Harles Queener Stan @GabbieDunst

Lol what did they do? 

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener 

I'm not posting a thirst trap onto my instagram, Bambi

 

#1 Stark Intern @Beter

COWARD 

 

→Harles Queener Stan @GabbieDunst

KJKAJAKSJSKSKAJKALKSJSKS "BAMBI" I- 

 


 

aria stank @yazmintuck

@Beter @HarlesQueener where can I find my very own non-binary snack attack? 

 

→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter 

It's a very complex process. 

 

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener 

It involves virgin scarfs and lots of baby oil 

 

→ Blondie @Corinna_Tate 

...... Virgin scarfs??... Or virgin SACRIFICES???

 

#1 Stark Intern @Beter 

Yes. 

 


 

#1 Stark Intern @Beter 

Not sure if I love or hate the fact that @HarlesQueener looks perfect even after just waking up :///

Harley😍

 

→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey 

Ugh we get it you're happy and in a relationship.

 

#1 Stark Intern @Beter 

Die mad, Webs. 

 

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener 

Ladies, ladies, please. There's plenty of Harley to go around. 

 

Hipster before it was cool @MJ

Sigh


 

Spider Man’s Pert Ass @webbutt

@spidey what's your beef with @Beter

 

→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey 

I don't associate myself with peasants 

 

→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter 

Get a fucking job, you useless paperclip

 

Bi(n)der Man @spidey 

You wanna go Parker? Cause I'll go. 

 

→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter 

Pull up, betch. 

 

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener 

God, I adore you

 

→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey 

I know 

 

#1 Stark Intern @Beter 

Boi if you don't -- 

 

→ Wolf Boi @Alekk 

Peter Parker VS. Spiderman - who will win? (dun, dun, dun)

 

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