Ship Names for Dummies.
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
Okay so I work at Mocha Locha, which is a diner in Queens, and I was serving this table with two brunets who were heart eyeing each other from like,,,, the moment they walked in
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
the first one (who was obviously the top BTW) was all flirty with me but like,,, in a weird charming way and I could feel the jealousy radiating from the other one so I just made an offhand comment about them being a cute couple when I was heading to other customers
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
I shit you not ACTUAL MINUTES LATER I brought their orders and they were HOLDIMG HANDA AVROSS THE TABLE AND GAZING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
They pulled away from each other when I cleared my throat, but they were giggling and the first one was like "Are these as sweet as my boyfriend?" And the second one went as red as fufk it was beautiful
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
I actually cannot believe I met Harley Keener and was too busy lowkey shipping them and their boyfriend to realize it
→ Harles Queener Stan @GabbieDunst
Wow op you're so fucking lucky what
Baby Boy @LiamHuddson
Cori what the fuck how did you not NOTICE Harley Keener sitting infront of you
#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
Okay BUT who is the OTHER PERSON WITH HIM???? Like..... It HAS to be someone we all know
I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener
Ok but did it ever occur to any of you losers that Harley was with @Beter?
#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
Us
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AriAri: you're welcome dork
Harles: what?
AriAri: [sent a link]
Harles: ARIEL WHY
AriAri: It's because.... It's because I had no other choice *gazes off into the distance*
Harles: ugh I'm disowning you
AriAri: 👻
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
Hey @Beter are you actually dating Harley Keener?
→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter
Wouldn't you like to know, spider boy
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
You have my respect parker
→ Hipster before it was cool @MJ
Seriously @Beter @spidey?
Harley’s Bottom @Jimothy
Hey @Beter square up
→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter
@Jimothy try me hoe.
Superhero News @superheronews
Unrelated to superheroes but Harley Keener, @HarlesQueener, is reportedly dating Peter Parker, Tony Stark's personal intern. Thoughts?
The Daily Bugle @TDB
Menace Spider-Man wastes time on twitter while crime rates in New York are at a high. Lazy or Apathetic? You decide
Harley’s #1 Fan @LolaLoka
OK is it Heter? Or Parkner?
→ cawcawmofos @hawkeye
It's Harleter if you're not a coward
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
Alright but consider, Hater.
Back Window @Natasha
@spidey @hawkeye its Parkner and nothing you say can change my mind
→ cawcawmofos @hawkeye
Coward.
ASSassin @Buchanan
Civil War II coming to theaters near you
→ Cap n' Crunch @Steve Rogers
Bucky no
the good looking bird hero @samwilson
Bucky yes.
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
I'll take @Natasha @spidey @hawkeye 's Parkner, Hater & Harleter and give you potatoscience :)))
→ #1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
HOLY --
Official Avengers @AvengersCompound
#potatoscience
Iron Mom: Hello Harley
Harles: heyyyyyy pepper
Iron Mom: is there a reason #potatoscience is now trending on Twitter?
Harles: Aww come on Pep I didn't know anyone would care enough to broadcast me and Peter's business all over twitter. BESIDES!!! That was TONY'S doing!!! Give me SOME credit
Iron Mom: :/
Iron Mom: hmmmm
Harles: PEPPER
Iron Mom: Fine.
Iron Mom: so you and Peter, huh?
Harles: Pepper 😫😫
Iron Mom: 😏
Ned Nedd n Neddie: Peter!!!! YOURE TRENDING!!!!!!
sbider bro: !!!!!! I know!!!!!!
Ned Nedd n Neddie: im,,, so happy,,, for you,,, wow.
sbider bro: skskskskskskssk
sbider bro: you eont evene KMNOW
Ned Nedd n Neddie: Lol that grammar tho
sbider bro: ASSDVJALALKAHDVALALSKGGALLASSDVJALALKAHDVALALSKGGALL
sbider bro: ok ok I have to go, Harley and I are heading to the tower.
Eugenie: you're welcome
Pooter Porker: ..... For what????
Eugenie: I dressed your scrappy butt and now you're no longer single. That's not a coincidence
Pooter Porker: Sure Flash 😒
Pooter Porker: whatever floats your boat