Disaster Italian Bisexual (Or, Alternatively, My Language Kink In The Form of Tony Stark)
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Candele profumate alla vaniglia
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Vanilla scented candles
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Gatti in cravatta
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Cats in ties
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Simpatici gatti in cravatta
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Cute cats in ties
→ Mai @MaiaJohnson
I don't understand what's happening right now but I'm here for it.
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Gergio di Gen-z
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Gen-z slang
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Sono un papà figo?
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Am I a cool dad?
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Come faccio ad adottare un bambino
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How do I adopt a child
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Sono depresso o semplicemente affamato?
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Am I depressed or just hungry?
→ King of Tits @kingtit
This? This is it, chief.
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Quanto è stanco è troppo stanco?
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How tired is too tired?
→ alia hates the Beatles @alia
Tony Stark’s incoherent late night tweets are the reason why I breathe oxygen.
Mr Man @tontystarkt
THIS!!! JUST!!!! ALL OF THIS!!!!!
#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
Okay so are we all just NOT going to ask why the Man™ Tony Stark tweeted incoherent shit in ITALIAN at like???? 3????? In the morning?????
→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter
Well, he's part Italian for one.
#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
@Beter alright but that doesn't explain the rest of it.
Harley’s #1 Fan @LolaLoka
Yo @HarlesQueener do you know what was up last night?
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Wait you're telling me Anthony Edward Stark was tweeting shit in Italian, clearly sleep deprived, and my dumb ass missed it?
→ Bitch I'm a Cow @IGoMooo
@HarlesQueener the world wants to know, what was the meaning of those cryptic tweets?
→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
I got you fam.
Harles: Tones
Harles: Tonester
Harles: Mr Man
Harles: Iron Stark
Harles: calling one (1) Panicky Boi
Harles: Betch
Mr Dad: what the shit Keener its like 4 in the morning let me sleep
Harles: Sleep is for the weak
Harles: also why were you tweeting in Italian last night? The whole internet needs to know.
Mr Dad: I have literally no idea what you're talking about.
Harles: lol
Harles: Check your twitter feed.
Mr Dad: fuck.
Harles: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mr Dad: not Helping
Harles: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Y’all are welcome
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→ #1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
Oh my chuck I can't breathe -
ASSassin @Buchanan
Only @TonyStank could do something like this and not remember.
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Mmmh? What? I don't know what you are all referring to? There are no insomnia induced tweets? What?
→ Cap n’ crunch @SteveRogers
Ahem!! You may delete them, but the truth always comes out
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You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
@SteveRogers I'm divorcing you
→ Cap n’ crunch @SteveRogers
We're not married :/
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
And whose fault is that @SteveRogers?
→ Boss Lady Stank @PepperPotts
@TonyStank @SteveRogers you can't get married while he's married to me so just. Don't. The paperwork alone to get you out of whatever mess you both end up in sounds exhausting already.
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
I Do What I Want.
the bee movie but with wasps @HopeVanDyne
@PepperPotts does that mean I can marry you too?
→ Boss Lady Stank @PepperPotts
Don't encourage him.
→ daddy lang legs @scottlang
Wait @PepperPotts @HopeVanDyne you guys are dating?
the bee movie but with wasps @HopeVanDyne
I told you this?
→ daddy lang legs @scottlang
When?????
the bee movie but with wasps @HopeVanDyne
The same time you told me about your massive crush on @samwilson :)
cawcawmofos @hawkeye
Exposed @scottlang @samwilson
→ the good looking bird hero @samwilson
You got something to tell me tic tac?
daddy lang legs @scottlang
@HopeVanDyne You Know What? youre not my friend anymore. Twitter, its been good, its been real but it ain't been real good. Bye ✌
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
Well that escalated quickly.
Spider Man’s Pert Ass @webbutt
I'd still like to know what Tony Stark was doing when he tweeted those.
→ Superior AI @FRIDAY
Boss wouldn't want me to tell anyone this but he is acting like a incontinent child so here is the ‘tea’ as the kids these days say.
#1 Stark Intern @Beter
@FRIDAY uh, are you secretly an old lady?
→ Superior AI @FRIDAY
Zip it Parker.
Superior AI @FRIDAY
Boss’ tweets are actually supposed to be Google searches and they're in Italian because when Boss is awake for more than 56 hours he reverts to his first language. Which is Italian.
Harley’s #1 Fan @LolaLoka
Not to be a slut but,,, I think i’d like Tony Stark to whisper Italian in my ear. I don't even care what he says. Just,,, hnn.
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
No.
Harley’s #1 Fan @LolaLoka
Wait omg @TonyStank you were NOT supposed to see that wtf.
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Yet here we are.
Mr Man @tontystarkt
I'd like to declare Tony Stank the Ultimate Disaster Bi
→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
It's actually Italian Disaster Bi.