If You Understand What Happens in This Chapter, Please Tell Me, Because I Have No Clue
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @Harles Queener
This is the timeline that god abandoned.
→ #1 Stark Intern @Beter
Whatchu mean Harley?
#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
Well. They're not wrong.
I'm Not A Real Blonde @harleenquinzelreject
@HarlesQueener what's up chief?
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
@Beter @IronDaddy @harleenquinzelreject I experienced true betrayal on this day. I've come to realize that the darkness that pools within us can manifest in the most ugly ways and showcase themselves when we least expect it. It astounds me that such disgusting ignorance could be present in one who I held to such high esteem.
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
@HarlesQueener Oh my god all I said was I don't know who Brendon Urie is.
→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
THIS IS A GODLESS EARTH
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
@TonyStank you don't know who BRENDON URIE is?! What kind of person are you???
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Don't start with me @spidey
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
PSA: Iron Man is no longer a hero, he is a traitor to this country and a terrible person.
Cap n’ Crunch @SteveRogers
I don’t understand what’s happening here but this seems like its Not my Problem
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
@SteveRogers wow I have such a loving and caring boyfriend omg.
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
Wait what the fuck happened to my name. @HarlesQueener did you do this?
TRAITOR Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Suddenly,,, I can't,,,read,,, curious.
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
@HarlesQueener WHY CAN'T I CHANGE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT
TRAITOR Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Y’all hear somethin’?
→ I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener
I aint hear nothing.
#1 TRAITOR Stark Intern @Beter
Must be the wind.
→ Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
Et tu, @ArielQueener?!
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
Its been 56 hours @HarlesQueener plz change my name back.
→ TRAITOR Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Okay but really Tony I didn't hack your account.
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
Okay then who the hell did?
→ TRAITOR Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Now why on earth would I tell ya that, Mr Stark, sir?
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
This is no way to treat your poor father.
→ TRAITOR Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Tragic.
Mrs TRAITOR Stank @PepperPotts
Anthony.
→ cawcawmofos @hawkeye
Uh oh, she pulled the full name card.
Sabrina But Emo @wanda
No tea no Shade but a pissed Pepper Potts is my sexuality.
→ Back Window @Natasha
rt.
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
Pepper, light of my life, wind beneath my wings, the blood pumping through my veins, I love you please don't hurt me what did I do I didn't do anything.
→ Mrs TRAITOR Stank @PepperPotts
Anthony.
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
OKAY FI!NE I was the one who glued the chairs to the ceiling in the boardroom.
Mrs TRAITOR Stank @PepperPotts
YOU WHAT?! I was going to ask why there's a BILLBOARD directly outside SI that says ‘TONY STARK IS A GODLESS TRAITOR’. Why would you glue the chairs to the ceiling in the boardroom?! I have a meeting in there in 20 minutes!
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
Let's backtrack here. @PepperPotts you said something about a billboard?
→ Mrs TRAITOR Stank @PepperPotts
Don't change the subject! You are going to march or fly or teleport your ass to this building in the next 5 minutes and GET THOSE CHAIRS DOWN or else.
Iron TRAITOR @TraitorStank
→ Yes ma’am
Confused Bisexual @JocelynKlemming
I'd like to announce that I would throw myself at Pepper Potts' feet and worship her. Ugh the sheer power she radiates she could slay me 😩
Peter With a Bee: Oh my god that was EPIC
Harley Keener: I know right?!
Harley Keener: Nice job with hacking Pepper and Tony’s accounts before me lol
Peter With a Bee: oh haha that was actually my friend Ned, he's the hacker. I'm more into biochemistry.
Harley Keener: Woah you got some smart ass friends if he can hack Tony.
Peter With a Bee: yh I guess.
Peter With a Bee: Do you think Ms Potts killed Mr Stark?
Harley Keener: Oh yeah definitely
Harley Keener: Also dude why do you call him Mr Stark you've known for like,,, 5 years or something.
Peter With a Bee: I like to watch the little vein that pops up in his forehead when I call him Mr Stark
Harley Keener: Is it too early in this relationship to tell you that I love you?
Peter With a Bee: We’re not in a relationship but sure.
Harles: Is it cool if I marry your intern?
Mr Dad: Oh so you're talking to me again?
Harles: Whatever old man. Answer the question.
Mr Dad: Stay away from my pure innocent intern Harley Keener, you demon spawn.
Harles: You know, that really hurts my feelings grandpa.
Mr Dad: Yeah I'm sure it does. I mean it Harley. You're a menace. Do not corrupt him.
Harles: Have fun with Aunt Pepper :)))