(Don't) Call Me Daddy
I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener
Hello internet I gift you this [harleyshowersinging.vid] you're welcome :)
→ Harley’s Bottom @Jimothy
Oh my god this is fucking gold they're so into it lmao
Keener Protection Squad @DanaKona
Tag yourself, I'm the cracky high note
→ I'm A Lesbian @ithoughtyouwereamurican
I'm the whites of their eyes when they realize @ArielQueener is videoing.
Trash Can @imtrash678
I'm the discarded bottle of shampoo on the shelf
Harles Queener Is A Top @SophiaJones
I'm the water running down their chest oof
→ Holy Hooty Hell @DansDimple
Thirsty ho.
Golden Girl @Corinna_Tate
Right so we're all just going to ignore the fact that @HarlesQueener sings Frozen songs in the shower?
→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
If any of you think I'm gonna be ashamed of my choices, y’alls got another goddarn thing coming to ya.
Harley Keener owns my ass @harleysbitch1
I……….. I'm gonna say it.
→ Sadly Number 2 @harleysbitch2
Do it.
Harley Keener owns my ass @harleysbitch1
@HarlesQueener
Daddy.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
@harleysbitch1 @harleysbitch2 don't call me daddy 😉
Peter With a Bee: Hey. Its uh,,, Peter Parker.
Harley Keener: I know who you are darling
Peter With a Bee: oh.
Peter With a Bee: soooo
Harley Keener: did you need something parker?
Peter With a Bee: uhh no? Just. Haha I don't know why I dm’ed you.
Harley Keener: hmmm
Harley Keener: You finally done freaking the fuck out over me knowing who you are?
Peter With a Bee: Yh yh definitely.
Harley Keener: Good now help me fuck with Stark.
#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
I don't think we talk about the fact that Tony Stark is with like,,,, four different people (three of which are MEN) and Captain America is gay??? What??? @AvengersCompound explain.
Official Avengers @AvengersCompound
Oh we’re sorry, sometimes people’s personal lives are their own. This isn't a gossip column. Go take it up with them. @TonyStank @SteveRogers @Buchanan @BruceBanner @ThorOdinson @Natasha @hawkeye.
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
I was summoned?
→ IronManStan @BobertJones
Mr Iron Man sir, tell us, how many queer avengers are there on this lowly plane of existence?
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
All of them. Wow. What kind of question is that.
ASSassin @Buchanan
There are no straight superheroes sorry i don't make the rules.
→ plz follow me iron man @TinyStark
This is the best day of my life
Cap n’ Crunch @SteveRogers
@IronDaddy actually I'm bisexual and so is Tony, Bucky, and Thor.
Thot™ @ThorOdinson
Is it common culture on Midgard to declare with whom you lay in bed?
→ cawcawmofos @hawkeye
Uhhh yeah big guy.
King of Sneks @lowkeyloki
@hawkeye how barbaric.
Sicko Mood @JustinKing
The Avengers are queer? Is nothing sacred?
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
@JustinKing your one second of recognition is over sweetheart now fuck off before Captain Patriot decides to school you about being a decent fucking human being.
lean mean and green @BruceBanner
Too late, I can see him glaring at his phone while typing. We've got maybe 5 seconds until he goes off.
Cap n’ Crunch @SteveRogers
First of all, @JustinKing being a hero means you don't discriminate. If a bigot is about to get murdered, I'd save their life, with maybe a few moments of disturbing satisfaction at their suffering. But I'd still save their lives. Because heroes have basic human kindness in them and that's what we do. We save lives. ALL lives. Bigots have no place in progression.
Cap n’ Crunch @SteveRogers
Second of all, the history books lied about a million and one things about me, and among those things are the fact that before I was Captain America I was just some broke bisexual trans guy who drew because he couldn't be in the army. I never hid that, and I used to get beat up for it, and even in the army I was ridiculed. The serum made things easier for me but it doesn't erase my struggles so whoever decided to omit that,, fuck you and good night.
→ Back Window @Natasha
That was…...milder than expected.
What the Heckity Heck @perpetualshook
fuckin hell I can't believe all my faves are LGBT+.