Oh My Fuckin God, He Fucking Dead
Bro In The Chair @Neddie
@HarlesQueener can I ask how you know Peter?
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Mr Leeds, I'm Tony Stark’s science experiment. Its what I do: I know things and scare people.
Bro In The Chair @Neddie
Uhhhhh how do you know my last name,,,,
#1 Stark Intern @Beter
Ned I told you not to engage!!!
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Hello Peter :)
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Seriously @Beter why don't you just ask,,,me,,, why @HarlesQueener knows who you are…..
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Oh. Right.
Hipster before it was cool @MJ
@Beter @Neddie peak dumbass energy.
The Kid: Mr Stark, who is Harley?
Iron Dad: They're my protégé. I met them way back when during the whole terrorist blowing up my Malibu home thing.
The Kid: but,,why,, did yiu break into their garage
Iron Dad: kid you've got an IQ as high as mine, stop texting like you're having aneurism.
Iron Dad: I broke into their garage to fix the suit cause it was shot to hell, and they found me there, shot a potato at me, then broke a finger off my suit. Then they proceeded to kick ass against some terrorists.
The Kid: and they know me???
Iron Dad: Harley knows what they know from what they get by hacking into FRIDAY.
The Kid: Wild.
There's A BEE?! @Jimothy
@HarlesQueener tell us the story of how you and iron man met
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Beg.
There's A BEE?! @Jimothy
P-please H-Harley tell us the story. I'll do anything :((((
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@Jimothy anything, you say?
There's a BEE?! @Jimothy
YES @HarlesQueener!!! ANYTHING!!!
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Good @Jimothy.
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T’was the year 2013, and I - Harley Keener - was valiantly watching over my poor, weak, and naiive baby sister Ariel Keayofnihgfddld
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Omfg he fuckin ded
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener.
Okay I'm back, I was fighting off an angry gremlin.
I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener
Your momma’s a gremlin Harley
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We got the same momma dumbass
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Anyway. It was a cold night in the town of Fuck-Knows-Where Tennessee, and as I stayed awake, burdened with the task of protecting (1/4)
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(2/4) my family's honour, I heard a noise in the garage. Bravely, I wielded my potato gun to seek out the trespasser, who was in fact
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(3/4) the man himself. Iron Man. He begged me to assist him in repairing his suit, for my brilliance surpassed even his. I, a generous soul, agreed
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(4/4) Soon after we ventured on an adventure so tear jerking and heart racing, none would believe me. In the end, I saved Stark’s life and he is indebted to me. Because we're connected.
→ YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE!!! @heckyheckicravethedeath
Mmmm sounds fake but okay.
Harles Queener Stan @GabbieDunst
Its true I was there
Grilled Cheese @Bojackman
I was the 1228390th snowflake.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
I'm bored and dying. Q & A? #askharley
Official Avengers @AvengersCompound
impart on us your Tennessee wisdom. #askharley
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@AvengersCompound In tennesee, we’re not just in the religious south, we’re in the belt buckle of the bible belt.
→ the winner takes it all @cherseyebrow
Ugh,,,their mind.
Harles Queener Stan @GabbieDunst
is today tomorrow new england? #askharley
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Absolutely.
Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does @spiderpig
Any advice @HarlesQueener? #askharley
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Be Rootin! Be tootin! And most importantly,,,, sell drugs.
→ He's Bo Yo @boburnhamschin
Wait what.
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
@HarlesQueener how old are you anyway? #askharley
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I'm old enough to carry the weight of my sins barehanded.
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
Oh so like,,, 20
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Wait omg @Corinna_Tate how did you know?
Golden Gal @Corinna_Tate
I d i d n t 😂😂😂😂
Queer Eyed @sparklygay
Are you a doritos gay or potato chips gay? @HarlesQueener #askharley
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I'm a Party Mix Pansexual.👊
I'm Gay @ihavecripplingdepression
@HarlesQueener We stan.
Baby Boy @LiamHuddson
Are you actually a top? #askharley
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Would you like to find out 😏?
Baby Boy @LiamHuddson
I'm ace but like,,, yes omg.