The Weather.
Mr. Dad: Keener.
Harles: Stark?
Mr. Dad: don't call me that.
Mr. Dad: why am I getting tweets about you leaking someone's private information?
Harles: I'm legally not obligated to tell you shit.
Mr Dad: I -
Mr Dad: just don't get arrested kid.
Harles: :)
I'm A Lesbian @ithoughtyouwereamurican
@HarlesQueener are you nonbinary (you don't have to answer but the world and I would love to know)
→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
I'm a cosmic soul trapped in this earthly vessel that suffocates my essence. But thanks for asking.
Welcome to Nightvale @Nightvale
And now, the weather.
Incorrect Avengers Quotes @totallycorrectavengers
@HarlesQueener u good bro?
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Never better @totallycorrectavengers
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Hi My name is Tony Stark and I sleep in @JamesRhodey @Buchanan and @PepperPotts sweaters when I'm lonely.
M-Mr S-stark s-senpai @StarkRavingSlut
Today is a glorious day where we have been gifted with the beauty that is this tweet.
Rocky Rhode @JamesRhodey
@TonyStank awwww thats sweet. Why Did You Tweet This tho.
Oppy Will Be Avenged @bironman
Not to freak the fuck out but,,, tony stark? Soft.
Boss Lady Stank @PepperPotts
I already knew this but why would you broadcast this on Twitter?
Iron Man Iron Man Does Whatever a Iron Can @ironyman
Yo @HarlesQueener did you see Tony Stark’s tweet this morning?
→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
Tony Stark? Who's Tony Stark? Never heard of her.
Vines Saved My Life @joleenposey
Mmmm,, suspicious.
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
@HarlesQueener I'm gonna kill you kid.
→ Gimmee Gimme A Man @AManAfterMidnight
Omg what did he do
ASSassin @Buchanan
Awww tony were u embarrassed?
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Fuck off @Buchanan
#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
Uhm is anyone going to explain how we never knew iron man was a soft ho?
→ Bi(n)der Man @spidey
We knew this.
→ Spider Bro Saved Me @Keenan
Holy shit wait this account is verified,,, are ,,, you,,,, spiderman,,,
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
@Keenan I'm legally not allowed to say.
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Can all of you shut the fuck up yes he's spider man now where the diddly darn is Harley!!?
Harles Queener Is A Top @SophiaJones
Hey @HarlesQueener I think you're in trouble.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
@SophiaJones snitch.
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Harley Keener did you hack into my twitter account and post that,,, b u l l s h i t
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
I,,,can't recall.
I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener
@TonyStank @HarlesQueener Yes he did.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
@ArielQueener SNITCH.
#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy
Okay but how can a kid (I'm assuming Harley is a kid because Stark keeps calling him kid???) hack into a billionaire genius’ welll,,,, anything???
→ You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Because he's a little shit.
Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
And you're still a soft boi, what's your next move.
You Know Who I Am @HarlesQueener
I didn't raise you to disrespect me like this.
→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener
You didn't raise me at all.
Boogie Woogie Woogie @YouAreMyDad
Alright if NO ONE is going to ask I'll do it. @TonyStank are you dating @JamesRhodey and @Buchanan???
Boss Lady Stank @PepperPotts
He's dating a lot of people. In fact, he's legally married to the entire population of New York.
Back Window @Natasha
I wasn't aware that Tony’s dating life wasn't public knowledge.
Back Window @Natasha
As a result I feel obligated to inform the twitter world that Tony Stark is lowkey dating everybody in the Avengers Compound.
You Know Who I Am @TonyStank
Are you calling me a slut @Natasha?
→ Thot™ @ThorOdinson
The Black Widow speaks only the truth.
Bi(n)der Man @spidey
Except,,,me,,,obviously.
→ cawcawmofos @hawkeye
You're not an avenger @spidey.
ASSassin @Buchanan
And he's highkey dating me.
Cap n’ Crunch @SteveRogers
rt.
Rocky Rhode @JamesRhodes
rt.
#1 Stark Intern @Beter
Who taught Steve how to Twitter properly???
→ Cap n’ Crunch @SteveRogers
@Beter Son, I punched Hitler in the face. I can master your social media platforms.
Steve Rogers Is My Spirit Animal @Mrs_Rogers
Mr @SteveRogers sir, you DIDN'T punch Hitler.
→ Cap n’ Crunch @SteveRogers
That's what the Nazis want you to think
How Did You Defeat Captain Amewica @Luca$$Cordin
Wild. @SteveRogers.
Captain America’s Bitch @Holland
Ok but,,, captain america and iron man are dating,,, we were Right.
Blue @luckycusso
And iron man is poly?? We Stan,,, one (1) icon.