Potato Gun Mechanics

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Potato Gun Mechanics
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Summary
Harley Keener creates a Twitter account. Chaos ensues.
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I love texting fics and twitter fics so this is my contribution. (Also? These are not as easy as they look lmao).Lemme know if this is worth following up :)
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Weird Flex But Okay

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage@HarlesQueener

Some of y’all’ve never had iron man break into your garage when you were 12 and it shows.

 

→ I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener

You made a whole Twitter Account just so you could tweet this? I can't believe we’re related.

 

Anything For You @BeyonceStan

Uhm,,,,op,,,, What the fuck,,,,

 

Cool Vibes @KimmyHanson

Yooo is @HarlesQueener for real????

 

Thirsty Thot @JaneAnderson

These fake accounts are getting wilder and wilder lmao

 

IronManStan @BobertJones

@HarlesQueener may be a fake but issa mood tbh.

 

Press F to Pay Respects @ProYeeter

Okay but,,,, “y’all’ve”???

 


 

 

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

that flex when you scrape food into your toilet. #sleepdeprived

 

→ WhaT the Fuck is this ALLowed??? @Genie_King

Weird flex but okay

 

Boogie Woogie Woogie @YouAreMyDad

@HarlesQueener explain.

 

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

@YouAreMyDad I haven't slept in 4 days and I thought my toilet was a bin. So I scraped my leftovers in it.

 

JJ @JulieGreen

uhm,,, u ok @HarlesQueener????

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

No :)

 


 

 

You Know Who I Am @TonyStank

@HarlesQueener change your name its been literal years.

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

I Do What I Want.

 

#1 Iron Man Stan @IronDaddy

omg who the heckity heck is @HarlesQueener????

 

IronManStan @BobertJones

wait………………. what,,,

 

plz follow me iron man @TinyStark

Okay but,,,,, am I having a fever dream or did Mr. Anthony Edward Stark confirm he crashed into a 12 yr olds garage,,,, im-

→ Boom Boom Woosh @Gloria

Nah fam it happened lol


 

 

Stark Watch @TonyStarkWatch

Hi Hello @HarlesQueener how the Fuck do you know our Lord and Savior Tony Stark

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

@TonyStarkWatch You illiterate or something?

 

You Know Who I Am @TonyStank

ffs kid please change your header.

 

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

@TonyStank hmmm,,,,, Nah.


 

Iron Daddy Could Get It @tscult

 

Okay seriously who the fuck is harles queener??? And why??? Does??? Tony Stark know him??? America EXPLAIN

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