Potato Gun Mechanics

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Potato Gun Mechanics
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Harley Keener creates a Twitter account. Chaos ensues.
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I love texting fics and twitter fics so this is my contribution. (Also? These are not as easy as they look lmao).Lemme know if this is worth following up :)
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Chaotic Neutral Energies

Spider Man Trash @spideytrash4

Hey @HarlesQueener why did Iron Man break into your garage?

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

Cause we're connected ;)

 

Spider Man Trash @spideytrash4

…….uhm,,,what,, does that mean???

 

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

:)))))

 

→ Kitty Kat @Katherine

why the fuck does that sound so ominous? What? Are you Tony Stark's Child? Please America Wants To Know!!!

 

I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener

He wishes Tony Stark was his father.

 

Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueeners

Actually he grew me in a lab and when I was 12 he came to check on my progress and that's how we met.

 

→ Couple A Dudes Being @PrettyGay

Honestly at this point I can't tell if he's joking or not because apparently Iron Man DID break into his garage and my whole life has turned upside down.

 

Tony Stark Is My Father @TonyStanker

…. @TonyStank.

 

You Know Who I Am @TonyStank

First of all,,, Hi Ariel :)

 

I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't @ArielQueener

Hiii Mr. Stark :)))

 

oh HoLy Shit Balls @HesTheJuggerNaut

Wait what.

 

You Know Who I Am @TonyStank

Second of all,, Harley. shut the Fuck up.

 

Couple A Dudes Being @PrettyGay

Okay but like,,, is he telling @HarlesQueener to shut up because he's joking,,, or because he wants to hide the truth

 

Shane Was Right @conspiracycorinne

[heywhatsupyouguysshanedawson.jpg]

 

Bro In The Chair @Neddie

Woah @PeterParkour do you know @HarlesQueener???

 

#1 Stark Intern @PeterParkour

Uh,,,no.

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

You :))) may :))) not :))) know :))) me :))) peter :))) but :)) I :))) know :))) you :)))))))))

 

You Know Who I Am @TonyStank

Reel it in Drama Queen.

 

#1 Stark Intern @PeterParkour

H-holy shit what the fuck does that mean¿¿¿ I -

 

Lol catz is a dead meme @Lola

Not to,,, ignore,,, that creepy ass,,, tweet but uhhhhh who the fucks @PeterParkour.

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

Oh so y’all are ILLITERATE illiterate ,,,ok.

 

Lol catz is a dead meme @Lola

Uhhhhh 911? Yeah this bitch right here.

 

Shippper Trash @Shipstain

I know we don't really,,, know,,, @HarlesQueener but like,,, I stan his chaotic energy.

 

→ Tony Stark Broke Into My Garage @HarlesQueener

Thank ya darlin’ ;)

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