Chapter 29
Colonel Rhodes @warmachine
Why did I just see the kid throw his phone out of the 43rd floor window, immediately web it back, and then lock himself in the bathroom?? Tony, what did you do???
> the superior nerd @jichellemones
idk uncle rhodey why did you see that
>> Colonel Rhodes @warmachine
Uncle???? I have met you once!!?
>>> the superior nerd @jichellemones
are you complaining
>>>> Colonel Rhodes @warmachine
No…
>>>>> the superior nerd @jichellemones
that’s what i thought
this IS real @tonysfavoriteson
wishing i could pull an angelica and ReWiNd
Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
Update on the kid: he is still in the bathroom and is now trying to get Friday to not let Tony out of his bedroom? I’ve never been more confused??
> Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
The kid: “You are literally the building! What do you mean you can’t lock him out???”
Friday: “Peter, I don’t know if you know this, but he literally made me. He owns the building, I CAN’T LOCK HIM OUT!”
I didn’t know Friday could yell and I wish I still didn’t.
>> Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
The kid is now comparing Friday to an Alexa and speaking from experience, this won’t end well.
>>> Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
The kid, still locked in the bathroom, just asked Friday to, “Find a way to lock Tony out before I hop out of this window, please, ma’am,” and Friday responded with, “I’m not an Alexa, Peter, do it yourself.” And then she UNLOCKED THE DOOR????? Oh god, the kid is screaming now.
>>>> jinkies? jinkies. @scoobydoobitch
friday’s going sentient
>>>>> Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
She’s been sentient.
Tony Stark @ironman
the kid blocked me WHERE IS HE
> Tony Stark @ironman
@assfromthepass @assfromthepresent @ASSassin @warmachine @pepperpotts @cosmoandwanda @peetromaximoff @mayparker @jichellemones @ledneeds @tonysleastfavoriteson @tonysfavoritedaughter
>> tony stark fucking hates me @tonysleastfavoriteson
i’m literally in fucking tennessee what do you want me to do
>>> Tony Stark @ironman
FLY TO NEW YORK???
>>>> tony stark fucking hates me @tonysleastfavoriteson
I’M POOR TONY
>>>>> Tony Stark @ironman
i bought you a plane ticket
>>>>>> tony stark fucking hates me @tonysleastfavoriteson
ffs
>> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
ass squad going to his apartment :)
>> wizards of waverly place @cosmoandwanda
pietro and i will go to his lab
>> Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
I guess I’ll go with Pep to his favorite places.
>> the superior nerd @jichellemones
good luck :}
>> the soft nerd @ledneeds
good luck :)
Group Chat: mj’s boys
peteypie: WHATS GOING ON I HAVE THEM BLOCKED
mj: we know
peteypie: MJ PLEASBHAHE
neddiepoo: there’s a wild goose chase going on rn it’s hilarious
peteypie: DID YOU TELL THEM ANAMDSA
mj: nah this is too entertaining
peteypie: qwAESRDFTY7UJOLP
peteypie: sorry i hit a building
mj: stop texting and swinging you criminal
neddiepoo: peter you can’t even walk without tripping why are you texting and swinging
peteypie: god damn let me breathe
peteypie: it’s as if SOMEONE forced me to do this
mj: ned come on man
neddiepoo: meanie :( it was your idea
peteypie: YOU KNEW?!?!?!?!
neddiepoo: gotta blast
mj: are you good tho like you didn’t die or anything right
peteypie: UNFORTUNATELY no i did not die
mj: no need to be so dramatic
peteypie: I was betrayed by three of my closest friends today leave me be
neddiepoo: THREE??
peteypie: you two and friday duh
mj: it says a lot that your third closest friend is a robot
peteypie: friday is DEFINITELY not third
peteypie: karen is
mj: still can’t believe you named your ai karen
neddiepoo: i can
mj: ned you’re supposed to agree with me no matter what what the hell
peteypie: ahfjajfgahiJShabjsdbHHJKUJAsdbdhukaJ i just SHIT MY PANTS OH MY GOD
neddiepoo: don’t shit the suit petey that’s even worse than tony peeing the suit that one time
mj: PLEASE THAT VIDEO IS SAVED IN MY PHONE JUST READY FOR USE
peteypie: NAT BUCKY AND SAM JUTS LEDT MY APARTENT BUILDING WIRH COoKIES
peteypie: THATS FOUR BETRAYALS NOW
neddiepoo: love that may counts that’s cute
peteypie: ofc she counts BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT
peteypie: AHJDHJKHKLJOIFEHSNIUAJKBno
peteypie: I RAN OFF TO DELMARS BUT IVE BEEN CAUGHT THIS IS GOODBYE
mj: you had a mediocre run kid
neddiepoo: we’ll plan your funeral just to your liking <3
peteypie: i hate you both
mom. @pepperpotts
Found him.