Chapter 30
Group Chat: the bitches
spiderbitch: i
spiderbitch: i am sorry for the chaos that i caused
spiderbitch: but i am not sorry for the aftermath because movie night with mom and dad is now a thing so
potatobitch: you are not sorry for the chaos
spiderbitch: no
spiderbitch: but shhh
ironbitch: all that for something we all agreed on anyway
spiderbitch: i have abandonment issues what do you want from me
bitchysoldier: you have GOT to stop bringing that up so casually kiddo
potatobitch: but like we know
spiderbitch: really feeling the love babe
potatobitch: love you <3
shuri: not to be vulnerable or anything but peter calling pepper and tony mom and dad is hella cute
ironbitch: what is wrong with kids these days like do i just need to adopt everyone
potatobitch: yeah probs
ironbitch: that was rhetorical
potatobitch: i know
Spider-Man @spiderboi
unblocked :’)
> Tony Stark @ironman
as we should be
killer whale @whaleboi
anybody else just in a constant state of confusion with the avengers and co.
> Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
Every single goddamn day of my life.
>> killer whale @whaleboi
nice to know thanks uncle rhodey
>>> Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
I hate and love that that’s a thing now.
Buzzfeed News @buzzfeednews
If you’re confused about the Avengers, don’t worry, you’re not alone. Here’s a comprehensive list of everything that has gone down with them since the Blip.
> the idiotic nerd @parterpeker
not buzzfeed actually making a comprehensive list for once
> Uncle Rhodey @warmachine
I feel like it’s not a good thing that I had to read this.
> jinkies? jinkies. @scoobydoobitch
thank you buzzfeed i take back everything i’ve ever said about you thank you
> 20tootythree @polarexpress
PLEASE spidey calling tony and pepper mom and dad is the CUTEST THING
> lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
this was very comprehensive buzzfeed news thank you
this IS real @tonysfavoriteson
the way that my @ should’ve given it away SO fast
> tony stark fucking hates me @tonysleastfavoriteson
it should’ve but have you met tony?? for a genius, mans is not smart
>> Tony Stark @ironman
that’s what i’ve been SAYING
>>> mom. @pepperpotts
Your logic infuriates me in ways I cannot describe.
>>>> Tony Stark @ironman
love you <3
>>>>> tony stark fucking hates @tonysleastfavoriteson
just realized peter and i have the same energy but different vibe as those two don’t talk to me
>>>>>> this IS real @tonysfavoriteson
omg twinsies
>>>>>>> Tony Stark @ironman
just smile and nod pep, smile and nod
this IS real @tonysfavoriteson
it’s been like five years but we never got an actual answer so i’ll ask again @lesbianlover ARE YOU THOR
> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
just give it a rest buddy it’s okay to leave things behind
>> Carol Danvers @itsmar-vell
wait no he’s got a point
>>> wizards of waverly place @cosmoandwanda
it’ll be the end of an era when they answer better savor it
>>>> this IS real @tonysfavoriteson
i’m waiting ever so patiently @lesbianlover
> lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
you know what? yeah. it is me.
>> this IS real @tonysfavoriteson
WAIT WHAT
>> Tony Stark @ironman
prove it prove it
>>> lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
“doth mother know you wear-eth her drapes?”
>>>> Tony Stark @ironman
oh my GOD