Chapter 28
killer whale @whaleboi
so did anybody else see that shit with spidey yesterday
> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
see what? i saw nothing
>> killer whale @whaleboi
you’re absolutely right i did not see anything
Group Chat: Peter’s Parental Figures
May: It’s time for an intervention, Anthony.
Tony: oh no please i’ve had too many of those
Pepper: I know why I’m here, May, but Tony…
May: Peter is never going to do this himself so I’ve taken it upon myself to do it for him.
May: Tony. Peter sees you and Pepper as paternal and maternal figures.
May: In layman's terms: he thinks of you like a mother and father.
Tony: oh
Tony: oh my god
Pepper: How did it take you this long to realize?
Tony: pepper i’m a genius not smart!
Pepper: That’s the definition of genius!
Tony: it’s not MY definition
Pepper: May, how did you come to this conclusion? I thought you weren’t very fond of my husband.
May: He’s growing on me.
May: And because Peter slips up all the time when he’s with me and calls you Mom and Dad.
Tony: :’o
Pepper: Should we talk to him?
May: I would let him come to you. He will… at some point.
Pepper: Okay
Tony: :’)
Spider-Man @spiderboi
tell me why the hottest question on every interviewer’s mind is ‘what are your feelings about losing your arm and hawkeye leaving’ like FIRST OF ALL mans did not leave we kicked him out and SECOND OF ALL why would the answer change from the first time i answered it
> Tony Stark @ironman
you just kinda learn to deal with that as time goes on kid
Spider-Man @spiderboi
okay who the fuck snitched
> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
i know this has my name written all over it but for once, it was not me
> Spider-May @mayparker
Stop and think about that one for a moment, Petey.
>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
YOU
>>> wizards of waverly place @cosmoandwanda
ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏᴜʟ ʟᴏᴀᴛʜsᴏᴍᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴄᴋʀᴏᴀᴄʜ ʰᵉʳᵐᶦᵒⁿᵉ ⁿᵒ ʰᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʷᵒʳᵗʰ ᶦᵗ
>>>> Spider-May @mayparker
Me.
>>>>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
i’m gonna say it
>>>>> that’s my name don’t wear it out @peetromaximoff
ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉˡᵇᵒʷ
>>>>>> the soft nerd @ledneeds
say what? mom and dad?
>>>>>>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
no i was gonna say a naughty word :( ned :(
>>>>>>>> the superior nerd @jichellemones
mhm yeah i’m sure
the idiotic nerd @parterpeker
i hate this whole ‘everyone knows your identity’ thing cause i’m getting bullied on three separate accounts rn
> the soft nerd @ledneeds
you deserve it
> the superior nerd @jichellemones
if you admit me we’ll all stop we promise :D
>> the idiotic nerd @parterpeker
sigh no you all won’t but ugh fine whatever ig i think of tony and pepper as parental figures and ig i call them mom and dad every now and then but go off ig
>>> the superior nerd @jichellemones
@ironman @pepperpotts