Chapter 27
Private Chat: no arm gang
unclebuck: hey kiddo how you doing
peteypie: referring to what my abandonment issues or my lack of arm
unclebuck: uh… both?
peteypie: well lack isn’t rly the word for it
unclebuck: what
peteypie: jk i’m not growing my limb back shuri just made me a cool arm
unclebuck: that’s very much a relief
unclebuck: i never know with you and your weird spider things
peteypie: yeah it’s pretty cool
peteypie: i can stick magnets to it so i just have a magnet that i stole from the netherlands on it
peteypie: nobody is amused
unclebuck: as long as you’re happy with it
peteypie: i am :)
peteypie: as for the abandonment issues uhhh… we’re getting better
peteypie: i feel dumb cause like steve was ur bf but you aren’t acting like this
unclebuck: pete
unclebuck: your feelings are so valid stop
peteypie: i know i just :/
unclebuck: but kiddo
unclebuck: you can’t just use humor every time your sad bc we don’t talk so we don’t know
peteypie: ew stop
unclebuck: i’m serious!
unclebuck: you can trust us petey
peteypie: ugh ik but i don’t at the same time yknow
unclebuck: we’ll get there one day
Spider-Man @spiderboi
morgan: this is BULLSHIT
i have never been more proud
> Tony Stark @ironman
HA i can blame you for it now
>> CEO of SI @pepperpotts
not anymore
>>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
get him mom get him
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>>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
get him pep get him
>>>> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
i saw that
Private Chat: spiderfam
mamaspider: peter
babyspider: who’s peter?
mamaspider: you went from mrs virginia pepper ceo of si maternal figure stark potts ma’am to mom so you can see what my question here is
babyspider: you saw the maternal figure
mamaspider: i’m just
mamaspider: offended
babyspider: oh no
mamaspider: you called pepper mom before ME?
mamaspider: LITERALLY LOOK AT MY NAME
babyspider: i’m leaving
mamaspider: maybe i want you to
Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
i have never been more shocked, betrayed, OFFENDED
> Spider-Man @spiderboi
jfc
mom? @pepperpotts
I think?
> Spider-Man @spiderboi
and you call ME the pr nightmare
i put the ass in asset @assinthepast
am i literally the only one who expected it?
> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
as much as it pains me to admit it, i think so
> Sam Wilson @assinthepresent
expected what?
> Tony Stark @ironman
fucking christ what now
>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
nothing of your concern dad
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>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
nothing of your concern TONY
>>> the superior nerd @jichellemones
oh here we go with the tony bullshit again
>>>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
i have never called that man anything other than tony ever in my entire life what are you talking about michelle
>>> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
oh well i expected THAT one
>>>> Tony Stark @ironman
expected WHAT
>>>>> mom? @pepperpotts
You’re shitting me, Tony.
>>>>>> Tony Stark @ironman
should i be scared
>>>>>>> the superior nerd @jichellemones
you should always be scared
>>>>>>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
absolutely not nothing happened shut up everybody
Spider-May @mayparker
Fucking finally. Took him long enough.
> Tony Stark @ironman
may??? took him long enough to do what????
>> Spider-May @mayparker
Say it.
>>> Tony Stark @ironman
say what????
>>>> Spider-May @mayparker
That’s for him to tell you.
>>>>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
thanks for being cryptic may now please delete your twitter