Chapter 26
Spider-Man @spiderboi
this is the start of my villain origin story and it’s all steve’s fault
— Spider-Man @spiderboi
well this didn’t age well at all
>Tony Stark @ironman
are you trying to tell us something kid
>>Spider-Man @spiderboi
why do you say that mr genius billionaire playboy philanthropist iron man anthony tony edward stark sir
>>this IS real @tonysfavoriteson
i am absolutely doing fine mr playboy philanthropist iron man genius billionaire iron man tony anthony edward stark sir
>>>Tony Stark @ironman
jesus christ and i thought mr stark was bad…
Sam Wilson @assfromthepresent
avengers anti-clint-and-steve era
> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
roll call everybody
>> wizards of waverly place @cosmoandwanda
HERE
>> that’s my name don’t wear it out @peetromaximoff
hey
>> i put the ass is asset @assfromthepast
hi i wanted to be included
>>> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
wait your names match i kinda love that
>>>> Sam Wilson @assfromthepresent
it was bucky’s idea
>>>>> i put the ass is asset @assfromthepast
it totally was my idea
>>>>> the idiotic nerd @parterpeker
i think it was a funny idea mr former pararescue airman samuel sam thomas wilson falcon sir
>>>>>> Sam Wilson @assfromthepresent
kid WHAT
>>>>>> Sam Wilson @assfromthepresent
wait how did you know my middle name
>>>>>>> the idiotic nerd @parterpeker
i didn’t
lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
anybody else still confused on the status of avengers and co
> Spider-Man @spiderboi
yeah
> this IS real @tonysfavoriteson
me
> the idiotic nerd @parterpeker
nah you’re not alone
>> Natasha Romanoff @ASSassin
peter honey are you okay
>>> Spider-Man @spiderboi
well ms natasha natalie natalia alianovna romanoff rushman romanov daughter of ivan black widow ma’am i’m glad you asked
>>>> CEO of SI @pepperpotts
Peter, do we need to have a talk?
>>>>> the idiotic nerd @parterpeker
no we don’t mrs virginia pepper ceo of si maternal figure stark potts ma’am
>>>>>> 20tootythree @polarexpress
what is happening
>>>>>>> tony stark fucking hates me @tonysleastfavoriteson
you tell them or i will parker
the bitches
spiderbitch added tonysleastfavoriteson
spiderbitch changed tonysleastfavoriteson’s name to potatobitch
spiderbitch: so
spiderbitch: i figure y’all want to talk to me
spiderbitch: and if that’s the case, i refer you to my boyfriend
potatobitch: NO tell them yourself peter
widowbitch: we’re just concerned peter that’s all
spiderbitch: please stop being that for your own sake
bitchysoldier: no
spiderbitch: :o
ironbitch: just tell us what’s up with the names kid that’s all we want
spiderbitch: wouldn’t you like to know weather boy
ironbitch: yeah that’s the point
potatobitch: stop stalling
spiderbitch: harleyyyyyyy
potatobitch: peterrrrrr
potatobitch: be an adult
spiderbitch: i’m 17
potatobitch: BE AN ADULT
spiderbitch: why are we YELLING
falconbitch: BECAUSE WE’RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU
spiderbitch: sigh
spiderbitch: okay so basically everybody i get close to dies or leaves so if i just stopped doing that then boom problem solved
falconbitch: kid
ironbitch: kid
widowbitch: kid
bitchysoldier: kid
superiorcaptainbitch: kid
pepper: kid
shuri: kid my age
warbitch: kid
antbitch: kid :)
antbitch: no wait
antbitch: kid :(
spiderbitch: scott ruined it
antbitch: i’m sorry
i put the ass in asset @assfromthepast
petition to bring back the petition to never stop hugging @tonysfavoriteson
> Tony Stark @ironman
sigh where the fuck do i sign