Chapter 13
this isn’t real @tonysintern
petition for tony to buy plane tickets for @potatoguy so I can kiss him in real life
>the superior nerd @jichellemones
the ‘in real life’ implies that you kiss the computer screen as a substitute to kissing him irl
>>tony stark broke into my garage @potatoguy
so what if we do, I know you’re kinks michelle, don’t make me expose you
>>>the superior nerd @jichellemones
hmpf
>>>>Tony Stark @ironman
you know, just because of those replies, I’m not buying the plane ticket
this isn’t real @tonysintern
he bought the plane tickets. both @potatoguy and @potatogirl are coming and frankly, I’m crying
>tony stark broke my dora watch @potatogirl
listen. I’m excited but if I see you kissing my brother, I will have to stab you, I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is
>>tony stark broke into my garage @potatoguy
it would be pay back for traumatizing mom with you kissing your boyfriend
>>>tony stark broke my dora watch @potatogirl
i’ll kill you, I will
>>>>tony stark broke into my garage @potatoguy
bite me
this isn’t real @tonysintern
he’s cute or whateva
>Natasha Romanoff @eagle2
get this shit off my tl
>>this isn’t real @tonysintern
ur just jelly my crush likes me back
>>>Natasha Romanoff @eagle2
>:(
>>>>this isn’t real @tonysintern
>:)
Steve Rogers @captainamerica
Who moved the bleach? This is betrayal.
>this isn’t real @tonysintern
you aren’t dying today steven grant
>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
The only reason I haven’t killed you is that I don’t want to go back to jail.
>>>this isn’t real @tonysintern
i will kiss him in front of you all I want then
>>>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
I hate living.
lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
wait BACK to jail??
>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.
>>lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
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this isn’t real @tonysintern
@lesbianlover are you thor
>Carol Danvers @itsmar-vell
oh my god-
>>Natasha Romanoff @eagle2
why is that actually the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
>>>wizards of waverly place @ifihadtopickagirl
intern no-
>>>>the superior nerd @jichellemones
this is why you shouldn’t be allowed on social media intern
>>>>>call me princess one more time @shurlyabitch
I’m cackling what the fuck
>>>>>>lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
i’m scared
>>>>>>>this isn’t real @tonysintern
you shouldn’t be, cause you’re on scare tactics
>>>>>>>>lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
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