Chapter 14
group chat: the bitches
spiderbitch: if you go out with your significant other and the waiter places the check down in front of you, they've declared you the top
ironbitch: peter please, just one day without sending this shit to the group chat
spiderbitch: THEY PLACED THE CHECK IN FRONT OF ME TONY
ironbitch: peter i didn't need to know that
princessbitch: are you the top, peter? ARE YOU?
spiderbitch: eye-
princessbitch: so no, you aren't
spiderbitch: EYE-
warbitch: For once, I agree with Tony. Just one day, Pete, that's all we ask.
spiderbitch: i don't need nor did i ask for your opinion rhodey
warbitch: You and Tony are the reason my stress levels are always through the roof.
Colonel Rhodes @warmachine
Every time I open the group chat, I lose a few more braincells and gain a few more levels of stress.
>Spider-Man @spiderboi
are you talking about today or that one time i messaged you guys about me drinking irradiated water to see if i would die
>>Colonel Rhodes @warmachine
Just you mentioning it made me worry again.
>>>tony stark deserves the world @hereallydoes
you drank irradiated water???
>>>>20biteen @polarexpress
the forbidden juice
>>>>>and i oo- @justdanceprofessional
yummy yummy in my tummy
>>>>>>Spider-Man @spiderboi
i didn't die i just felt a little qUeAsY if you know what i mean
>>>>>>>Tony Stark @ironman
i regret letting you become an avenger
this isn't real @tonysintern
damn i guess i really am not the top
>this isn't real @tonysintern
lmao my aunt blocked me
>>Tony Stark @ironman
you deserved it
>>>this isn't real @tonysintern
it's payback for me seeing her and ***** kiss
>>>>Tony Stark @ironman
i appreciate you not saying names, it makes life so much easier
>>>>>this isn't real @tonysintern
the b in my name may stand for big dumbass but the p's stand for pointed and pert
>>>>>>the superior nerd @jichellemones
i seriously just watched you google synonyms to smart that started with p so you can post that
>>>>>>>this isn't real @tonysintern
ha ha. no you didn't.
>>>>>>>>the superior nerd @jichellemones
okay i didn't