Chapter 12
Spider-Man @spiderboi
alright guys, who told @potatoguy my real identity? i won't be mad if you tell the truth
>tony stark broke into my garage @potatoguy
nobody, i figured it out when you facetimed me and your excuse for hanging up was that your mom was calling you
>>jinkies? jinkies. @scoobydoobitch
but that's normal?
>>>Spider-Man @spiderboi
ha, no it's not. i'm an orphan
>>>>jinkies? jinkies. @scoobydoobitch
oh. that makes sense
>>>>>Tony Stark @ironman
also he didn't figure it out on his own, i told him
>>>>>>Spider-Man @spiderboi
ha. your days are numbered tony
the superior nerd @jichellemones
tony? TONY? so its TONY now, huh?
>Spider-Man @spiderboi
why did i feel genuine fear when i saw this tweet eye-
>>the superior nerd @jichellemones
i hate you
>>>Tony Stark @ironman
i'm- what?
>>>>the superior nerd @jichellemones
don't ask questions you don't want the answer to tony
Spider-Man @spiderboi
he: i love spider-man so much. i was him to rearrange my fucking intestines, you don't understand
also he: hey dickweed
>Guy > Chair @gitc
BAHAHAHA SPIDEY
>>the superior nerd @jichellemones
oh my GOD this SENT me
>>>CEO of SI @pepperpotts
Spidey, please don't subtweet about your classmates.
>>>>Spider-Man @spiderboi
an i oop-
Spider-Man @spiderboi
i've decided i'm going to fuck up every aspect of @captainamerica's life, wish me luck
>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
What did I do?
>>Spider-Man @spiderboi
"so you got detention-" shut the fuck up i hate your ugly ass face
>>>Tony Stark @ironman
spidey...
>>>>Spider-Man @spiderboi
this is the start of my villain origin story and it’s all steve’s fault
>>>>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
...love you spidey
>>>>>>Spider-Man @spiderboi
die