the dysfunctional thots [on hiatus]

“Holy shit, you’re Captain America! Iron Man! Black Widow! The Winter Soldier, oh fuck! War Machine, Hawkeye, and Falcon! Wait- how the fuck are you guys here? Why the fuck are you guys here? Oh my god. Did Michelle call one of you? How does she have your-” Flash kept on rambling until Steve stiffened up and Flash realized he put his hand on Captain America’s shoulder. 

Flash looked up at Steve and took two steps backward as he realized that Steve was still giving him the death stare. After a moment of silence, Steve spoke up-

“So. You must be the infamous Flash Thompson. Sorry- Eugene.” Steve spoke with much venom in his mouth, and while he was speaking, the other Avengers who decided to come closer to Flash while having blank expressions. 

“Yeah that’s me, h-how do you know my n-” Flash started to stutter, clearly getting anxious, being surrounded by a bunch of Avengers and three other teenagers who watched with joy. 

“Because, if it isn’t obvious already, we know MJ and Peter. Betty could also be considered someone we know because of them and Ned, but that’s beside the point. A little birdy told us that someone is insulting Peter and making inappropriate jokes about certain topics which will not be named. Clearly, you don’t listen to people who tell you to stop, even if you know it’s for the best, so maybe you could listen to us.” Steve cut him off, being very serious about this. 

“F-fine, I-I’ll stop, just don’t tell anyone about this. Please.” Flash said, surprisingly giving in very quickly. 

Steve smirked coldly, backing away from Flash, the other Avengers doing the same. While the whole scene occurred, Peter had his jaw open the whole time. Michelle smiled, and so did Betty. 

“That was surprisingly easy. But you better, and I mean better, keep your promise and not say that disgusting shit to Peter.” Natasha said, staring Flash down. 

“O-ok.” 

“Thank you. Now, let’s go Peter, MJ, and Betty.” Natasha said, letting the other three teens get into the car. 

The Avengers piled into the car, leaving Flash confused and wide eyed. 

After a moment of silence, Betty decided to say in a very monotone voice,

“What the fuck just happened?”