the dysfunctional thots [on hiatus]

5:34 PM JULY 22ND, 2019

Yamiyugi is online. 

Mj is online.

Tinystank is online.

Stove is online. 

Iceonmywrist is online. 

Tinystank: alright which one of u little fuckers took my iced coffee 

Mj: tony stark drinks basic bitch juice 

Tinystank: that’s bullying 

Mj: haha bitch 

Tinystank: ok u assholes that actually live here,, someone here took my coffee 

Yamiyugi: are u sure about that 

Tinystank: are you questioning me 

Yamiyugi: perhaps 

Stove: ok tiny u need to look around the room ur in and find the iced coffee 

Stove: wait what type of iced coffee is it 

Yamiyugi: medium iced caramel latte from dunkin 

Tinystank: medium iced caramel latte from d

Tinystank: u literally just 

Yamiyugi: what me no i didnt 

Stove: peter u idiot 

Mj: peter u idiot 

Iceonmywrist: peter u idiot 

Iceonmywrist: wait since when does… tony drink an iced caramel latte… 

Stove: omg u right 

Yamiyugi: guys this isn’t the most important thing,, he just got the most generic thing he can think of he’s chasin g,e.

Stove: it seems that the young arachnid was caught 

Mj: hey have you guys ever thought of turning the tower into a vsco hangout 

Iceonmywrist: omg that’s a great idea 

Stove: bucky… do you have… vsco

Iceonmywrist: perhaps i do, what are u gonna do abt it 

Stove: follow me wtf 

Iceonmywrist: oh ok what is it 

Stove: immasteveyourman 

Mj: is that supposed to be ‘imma steal your man’ 

Stove: ..perhaps 

Iceonmywrist: oh my god 

Mj: oh my god

Yamiyugi: walk a mile in these louboutins 

Mj: peter,, are u,, alright 

Tinystank: no he’s not, got my fukcin coffee back 

Mj: damn 

Stove: peter’s pissed man 

Mj: as he should be

Tinystank: as he should be

Iceonmywrist: as he should be

Yamiyugi: as i should be

Stove: pfft

Stove: alright gays 

Stove: sorry i meant guys uhhh 

Yamiyugi: wow  

Stove: reminder to never search up captain america fanfiction 

Yamiyugi: ..why would you search it up in the first place 

Stove: ..

Iceonmywrist: other people are alright with it steve you’re obviously not alright with it because it’s fanfiction about you but reminder that people actually have great ideas and they have a role model and they won’t let it go to waste, even if it is smut 

Stove: inspirational, barnes

Iceonmywrist: obviously, rogers 

Mj: what the fuck 

Yamiyugi: can someone teach me how to speak pig latin 

Mj: so you can be like robin from st

Yamiyugi: ye how’d u know??

Mj: i know trends bitch 

Tinystark: the amount of times the topic changed just now is beyond me wtf

Iceonmywrist: yeah i noticed that too 

Yamiyugi: what’s wrong with that 

Mj: wh- 

Mj has gone offline. 

Yamiyugi has gone offline. 

Stove has gone offline. 

Tinystank has gone offline. 

Iceonmywrist has gone offline.