the dysfunctional thots [on hiatus]

9:06 AM JUNE 15TH 2019

Nat is online.

Nat: everytime peter sticks up to walls and ceilings it still confuses me. I should be used to this but no.

Parkour is online.

Tinystark is online.

Sparky is online.

Stove is online.

Birb is online.

Iceonmywrist is online.

Birbv2 is online.

Rhodeo is online.

Parkour: o

Stove: breakfast is ready. I honestly don’t understand why this is our new way of communication but it’s cool.

Tinystark: who the fuck decided to gift peter a juul.

Iceonmywrist: :)

Tinystark: a juul bucky. A JUUL. what the fuck he’s 17 almost 18 he does NOT need nicotine in his system at this age!

Parkour: you can lecture him outside of the chat. Also thanks for getting me creme.

Iceonmywrist: ofc

Tinystark: oh no you don’t

Parkour: he fuckin

Parkour: came into my room

Parkour: and took my juul. He threw it out the fuckin window

Stove: omg

Sparky: omg

Birb: omg

Birbv2: omg

Iceonmywrist: omg

Nat: omg

Tinystark: omg

Tinystark: i made the right choice. I do not need a spider boy going to school with a juul.

Parkour: juul is cuul

Parkour: juul in schuul

Tinystark: i’m literally begging you to stop.

Tinystark: it’s a good thing it’s a saturday oh my god

Parkour: mj has ur number right

Tinystark: perhaps

Nat: omg mj? Love her. She’s the only person i respect other than peter and bucky and maybe steve. Sorry tony. Sorry clint. Oh and sam and rhodey.

Parkour: ye! Also thank ye nat!

Stove: what happened to him calling us something like ‘mr. america’ or ‘mr.stark’

Tinystark: ngl i don’t know. He just got this new badass attitude toward us all of a sudden and i’m so here for it.

Nat: ok so thanks for going back to asgard THOR. literally left in the middle of the night. don't think i didn't notice. 

Sparky: :)

Nat: oh my god peter found the chocolate waffles

Birb: no he didn’t

Birb: please don’t tell me he did

Birbv2: wait

Birbv2: there weren’t a lot left. Fuck

Iceonmywrist: you guys didn’t exactly hide it that well.

Iceonmywrist: what exactly did you expect

Nat: tru

Birb: tru

Birbv2: tru

Nat: he just opened it

Nat: gave me the death stare

Nat: and closed it

Parkour: as i should

Iceonmywrist: as he should

Sparky: as he should

Stove: as he should

Tinystark: as he should

Rhodeo: as he should

Birb: as he should

Birbv2: as he should

Nat has gone offline

Parkour: lol

Parkour: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral?

Iceonmywrist: i really don’t want to know what this means

Stove: peter please just eat your food i want to have a normal day

Parkour: that’s on periodt luv

Stove: i understood that reference

Tinystark: shut

Tinystark: go and do your homework. We can work on shit in the lab after.

Parkour: ok

Parkour has gone offline.

Tinystark has gone offline.

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Iceonmywrist has gone offline.

Birb has gone offline.

Birbv2 has gone offline.

Rhodeo has gone offline.

Sparky has gone offline.

Nat has gone online.

Nat: fucking finally

Nat has gone offline.