the dysfunctional thots [on hiatus]

7:02 PM JUNE 16TH 2019

Parkour is online.

Parkour has added Mj & Guyinthechair

Tinystark is online.

Nat is online.

Stove is online.

Birb is online.

Birbv2 is online.

Iceonmywrist is online.

Sparky is online

Rhodeo is online.

Rhodeo has gone offline.

Parkour: mj and ned welcome to the dysfunctional thots group chat

Mj: wtf is this

Guyinthechair: don’t tell me it’s what i think it is

Tinystark: it is

Mj: lol ur name is tinystark hahaha lol

Nat: oh my god mj i love u ur my second child now

Mj: ofc

Mj: who’s ur first

Nat: u should know

Parkour: :)

Mj: ah

Mj: hi peter!

Guyinthechair: hi peter!

Parkour: omg i love u all

Birbv2: yo peter

Birbv2: wanna go to chipotle?

Parkour: ye sure

Birbv2: i got money

Guyinthechair: is that sam wilson

Birbv2: ye hi

Mj: hi i stan u, the better birb (author's note: i love both sam and clint equally pleathe)

Guyinthechair: hi i stan u

Birbv2: ye thank

Birb has gone offline.

Parkour: lol

Parkour: clint is giving sam the death stare

Parkour: like i’m not even kidding

Parkour: he’s just staring sam down SJSKLHFBJNRML

Birbv2: continuing

Birbv2: omg he fuckin slapped me

Parkour: ok so how much money u got

Birbv2: $50

Parkour: that’s more than enough

Iceonmywrist: steve and i wanna go

Parkour: sure :)

Mj: can i go

Guyinthechair: i wish i can go but i have to study for a test. I was absent so i couldn’t take it.

Mj: damn that’s tuff

Parkour: oh worm???

Parkour: there’s a chipotle down the street

Parkour: u guys wanna go to that one?

Mj: i’m down

Stove: ye

Birbv2: ye

Iceonmywrist: ye

Parkour: ok mj we’ll meet you there

Tinystark has gone offline.

Nat has gone offline.

Sparky has gone offline.

Parkour has gone offline.

Mj has gone offline.

Guyinthechair has gone offline.

Birbv2 has gone offline.

Iceonmywrist has gone offline.

Stove has gone offline.

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8:30 PM JUNE 16TH 2019

Peter, Sam, Bucky and Steve walked out of the tower and they already saw MJ standing next to Chipotle and waiting for them. They crossed the street, Bucky and Steve holding hands, Sam and Peter smiling at them. When they arrived, MJ smiled at them and didn’t look very impressed. She hugged Peter and the rest of the crew.

“Hey there. Did you guys even want to dress up casually?” MJ said, looking at Steve and Bucky up and down.

Steve was wearing a navy blue hoodie, black sweatpants, and some Adidas stan smiths. Bucky was too.

They shook their heads in unison.

Peter, on the other hand, wore some jeans and they were cuffed (bisexual tingz), wore a white sweater and also some stan smiths.

Sam wore a black shirt, jeans, and some Nike sneakers.

MJ wore a green sweater and mom jeans, as well as some navy blue Converse.

“Can we go in? I want some food.” Bucky said.

As the crew walked in, they didn’t even notice that the Chipotle was empty. This was rare. This Chipotle was always crowded and now it was empty. It wasn’t that late. They walked up to the ordering area and started to order.

MJ went first.

“Can I get a bowl? Yeah, brown rice. Black beans. Steak. Guacamole, please. Uh, mild. No sour cream. Cheese please.”

She got the food and some water.

She paid and then said “Thank you!”

She walked up to a random table at the back and sat down.

Everyone ended up getting bowls and sat down. Bucky and Steve next to each other, Sam next to them, and Peter and MJ across.

“So, MJ,” Steve said through loud chews, “You go to Peter’s school?”

MJ nodded.

“You guys are part of the Decathlon team, right?” Sam added in.

Peter and MJ both nodded.

“You know a kid named Flash?” Bucky said.

Peter’s eyes widened. Before he could say anything to MJ, MJ began to speak.

Oh god.

This wasn’t going to end well.

“Of course I do. He’s super annoying and says a bunch of rude shit to Peter, and it fucking sucks. I try to get him to stop, but he keeps on talking about sensitive topics. Like, really, sensitive topics. Peter literally just ignores him. Once in a while, he sasses Flash.”

“What kind of sensitive topics, might I ask?” Bucky said, looking at Peter, who nodded.

“Like.. uh. Well. Peter’s parents. Peter’s parents died a while back and Flash starts making fun of him for it. It’s seriously messed up. I slapped him many times with a book- hardcover, thankfully- in the face when he says it. He gets mad but I still haven’t gotten suspended for that. That dick needs to be taught a lesson.”

Sam, Bucky, and Steve’s faces were a mixture of shocked and mad. They already knew what they were gonna do.

“We will.” Steve said.

Peter’s eyes seemed to widen even more, it was almost comical.

“H-how are you gonna do THAT? I can just fight him, I don’t know-” Peter started to stutter.

“You’ll see.” Sam said.

“Oh. Okay. Um. I’ll see what you do, I guess-”

“Peter. You never talk like this anymore. What happened to all of your confidence?” MJ asked.

“That confidence just goes away whenever Flash is around. I don’t even know. I can easily insult him, fight him, ya know? I just DO NOT need Flash to start bullying someone else instead of me. I got powers. Fucking powers! Enhanced!” Peter exclaimed, earning a compassionate glance from everyone.

“Peter, despite you being pretty badass, you’re still way too precious.” Bucky said.

Peter smiled at that.

Everyone was finished with their food and drinks. They threw out the bowls and cups, and walked outside. It was raining pretty badly, and people were just running around without umbrellas.

Sam, Bucky, Steve, Peter and MJ were not prepared for heavy rain.

“Hey, MJ, do you wanna stay the night at the tower?” Peter suggested.

MJ nodded. “Sure, don’t see why not.”

“Good choice! You’re gonna finally meet the Spider-mom, none other than Natasha Romanoff.”

“Cool. My parents are away, so I’m just home alone for a few days. Business things.” MJ said.

Sam, Bucky and Steve were all grinning and nodding when Peter mentioned Natasha. The crew ran towards the tower and entered.

Fun times.