the dysfunctional thots [on hiatus]

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the dysfunctional thots [on hiatus]
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Summary
tony stark creates a group chat and it will become more chaotic as time passes
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manofiron: tony starkparkour: peter parkerstove: steve rogersiceonmywrist: bucky barnesnat: natasha romanoff/romanovrhodeo: rhodeybirb: clint bartonbirbv2: sam wilsonsparky: thor odinson
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oh shit a rat

7:46 PM JUNE 14TH 2019

[ manofiron added parkour, stove, iceonmywrist, sparky, birb, birbv2, rhodeo, & nat ]

Manofiron has named the chat the dysfunctional thots

 

Manofiron: ok

 

Parkour: why does this exist

 

Manofiron: why are you questioning me

 

Parkour: because i can old man

 

Manofiron: bitch

 

Stove: watch your fucking language

 

Iceonmywrist: steve you’re so fucking stupid but i love u

 

Stove: i love u too

 

Iceonmywrist: <3

 

Stove: yo buck what does ur user mean

 

Iceonmywrist: lol search it up

 

Stove: ugh

 

Nat: we’re all in the same building and in the same room i don’t understand

 

Nat: actually you know what i don’t wanna hear your voices just text here pleathe

 

Parkour: yooooo nat up in this bitch

 

Nat: peter are you drunk

 

Parkour: lol i’m 17 i’m underage i can’t drink

 

Nat: doesn’t mean you haven’t drunk before

 

Parkour: lol

 

Nat: answer

 

Parkour: well i have obviously. 

 

Nat: not disappointed but not surprised either

 

Parkour: looooooooool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nat: ok

 

Manofiron: everyone’s name is so cool and then mine is this what was i thinking

 

Parkour: omg can i change it

 

Manofiron: slightly scared about this

 

Parkour has changed Manofiron’s name to Tinystark

 

Tinystark: wtf

 

Parkour: lol

 

Tinystark: stop saying that

 

Parkour: lol

 

Tinystark: just because you had a growth spurt somehow doesn’t mean i deserve this slander

 

Parkour: who said

 

Stove: omg u grew?????????????

 

Parkour: ...mayhaps

 

Stove: how many inches??????????????

 

Parkour: idk

 

Tinystark: he’s like 5’11 now >:(

 

Iceonmywrist: as he should

 

Nat: as he should

 

Rhodeo: stop

 

Manofiron: y

 

Rhodeo: it’s so annoying

 

Parkour: but rhodey :(

 

Rhodeo: sorry pete

 

Parkour: omg clint sam and thor are literally just lurking in the chat

 

Parkour: L U R K I N G

 

Sparky: and what abt it

 

Birb: and what abt it

 

Birbv2: and what abt it

 

Iceonmywrist: !

 

Parkour: ok i hate this already i shall come back tomorrow. I’m gonna go play pokemon because i have a brain and i know how to spend my time.

 

Parkour: yo anthony stop giving me that fucking look

 

Tinystark: did you just

 

Nat: i taught him well

 

Nat: so did buck

 

Parkour has gone offline.

 

Nat has gone offline.

 

Iceonmywrist has gone offline.

 

Stove has gone offline.

 

Rhodeo has gone offline.

 

Sparky has gone offline.

 

Birb has gone offline.

 

Birbv2 has gone offline.

 

Tinystark: i don’t wanna be alone

 

Tinystark has gone offline.





 

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