FalconsAreCool: hey, i have a question
FalconsAreCool: did any of you take care of the bugs planted around the tower?
SheBeSneaky: yeah, i took care of it
FalconsAreCool: ok
Spider-Burrito: hey, bruce and bucky?
CoolScienceBro: Yeah?
Mr.Jesus: what is it?
Spider-Burrito: would you mind doing some baking?
Spider-Burrito: idk i'm bored
Spider-Burrito: and just, after what happened i just want something to take my mind off of things-
Spider-Burrito: only if you guys aren't busy though!
Spider-Burrito: and if you want to-
Mr.Jesus: calm your roll kid, of course we can bake- i'm not doing anything anyways
CoolScienceBro: Yeah, I'm fine with it too
CoolScienceBro: Who's kitchen are we using?
Mr.Jesus: i'd offer mine but i feel like ya'll wouldn't want to be bothered by steve being really gay-
CoolScienceBro: We can use my kitchen then. Bring your own aprons
Spider-Burrito: ok, thanks guys
Mr.Jesus: no problem kid
CoolScienceBro: Yeah, anytime
CoolScienceBro: Is that a Lance apron?
Spider-Burrito: lance deserves love and care and i love him very much so hush
Mr.Jesus: who's lance?
Spider-Burrito: a bisexual icon
Spider-Burrito: i'll show you later-
Mr.Jesus: okay?
Spider-Burrito: i don't know if making macaroons is a good idea
Spider-Burrito: aren't they like, super hard to make?
CoolScienceBro: Yeah, but since none of us have ever made them before, we might as well try
Spider-Burrito: ye, ok
Spider-Burrito: Holy Shit this filling looks like it taste amazing w o w
Spider-Burrito: can i please try it?
Spider-Burrito: please please please please?
CoolScienceBro: I wouldn't suggest it?
CoolScienceBro: ... Bucky just gave him a spoon full of it-
CoolScienceBro: Why am I even surprised
Spider-Burrito: LOOK LOOK-
Spider-Burrito: I HAVE A PINK MUSTACHE
Spider-Burrito: MWAHAHAHA
Mr.Jesus: precious
Spider-Burrito: i hate you
Mr.Jesus: no you don't
Spider-Burrito: you're right
CoolScienceBro: Oh my god
Spider-Burrito: okay these macaroons look so crusty jesus christ
Mr.Jesus: yes?
Spider-Burrito: we tried our best
Mr.Jesus: we did
Spider-Burrito: amen
Mr.Jesus: amen
Spider-Burrito: okay but low-key these crusty ones still taste good as cookies soooo
Spider-Burrito: not a complete failure
CoolScienceBro: You're right
CoolScienceBro: We can still try another batch though
Spider-Burrito: ye! okay, let's get to it
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: holy shit peter is so extra
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i just walk in on him letting out the most dramatic gasp and lightly whacking bucky because he smudged some pink stuff on his apron
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: bucky has the most shit eating grin
CaptainMotherHen: Sounds about right
IronPopTartMan: i can attest to peter doing that
IronPopTartMan: it's fucking hilarious
IronPopTartMan: he just looks so offended-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: honestly, i would be to
SheBeSneaky: you're offended by the smallest of things you have no say in this
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: o o f
SheBeSneaky: the truth hurts, doesn't it?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: h o w d a r e y o u
Spider-Burrito: OKAY IT'S OVERFLOWING FROM THE MOLD
Spider-Burrito: ABORT ABORT ABORT
Spider-Burrito: AAAAAAAAAA
CoolScienceBro: And now we wait...
Spider-Burrito: can we just like... sit on the floor while waiting?
CoolScienceBro: I suppose so? Why don't we just move some chairs in the kitchen though?
Spider-Burrito: i'm too lazy
CoolScienceBro: ... Fair enough
CoolScienceBro: Okay so these actually look okay
CoolScienceBro: Not as fluffy as we would have wanted
CoolScienceBro: But not as bad as the other
Spider-Burrito: yeah, except for that one ugly one that overflowed
Mr.Jesus: it looks fine, we'll just eat it as a cookie like the others
Spider-Burrito: yeah, i guess so
Spider-Burrito: okay! let's get started on the filling, huh?
Mr.Jesus: yea
Spider-Burrito: okay! i think we've got the hang of this!
Spider-Burrito: okay i take it back i just completely ruined one of them oops-
Mr.Jesus: just focus on filling them correctly
Spider-Burrito: okay ^-^
Mr.Jesus: precious
Spider-Burrito: what did i say?
Mr.Jesus: doesn't change the fact you're precious
Spider-Burrito: how dare you
CoolScienceBro: Okay! We're finally done!
Mr.Jesus: they look okay
Spider-Burrito: better than i expected though!
Mr.Jesus: ... true
Spider-Burrito: Anyways, should this be the dessert for after dinner?
CoolScienceBro: Yeah, I think everyone will appreciate that.
Spider-Burrito: okay! well, let's get to putting everything in the dishwasher-
Mr.Jesus: ye
Spider-Burrito: also.... thanks guys, i really needed this. i was just so stressed after the kidnapping and... a lot of unpleasant memories came back, you know?
CoolScienceBro: It's okay, like we said earlier, whenever you want to do this again, just ask Peter
Mr.Jesus: yeah, doesn't matter what time of day or night. we're here for you
Mr.Jesus: that includes the others as well
Spider-Burrito: yeah... thanks again guys
CoolScieceBro: You're welcome Pete
Mr.Jesus: no problem
Spider-Burrito: hey, what are we eating for dinner?
IronPopTartMan: i was thinking of just ordering some take out? maybe chinese or shawarma?
Spider-Burrito: okay! i don't care either way which one it is, surprise us-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: don't surprise us, i want shawarma-
SheBeSneaky: you don't decide
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: who says?
SheBeSneaky: literally everyone except you
IronPopTartMan: if you decide, how about you pay for it yourself?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: ... i'm good
IronPopTartMan: that's what i thought-
IronPopTartMan: anyways, we're eating chinese, i've just decided
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: you're literally just saying that because i wanted shawarma!
IronPopTartMan: proof?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: UGH
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: THIS FAMILY IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
FalconsAreCool: If I walk into the kitchen and see you on top of the fridge I'm gonna lose it
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: U G H
Spider-Burrito: mr.stark what is that notebook for?
IronPopTartMan: after all this time you still call me mr.stark
Spider-Burrito: i do it literally to just annoy you
IronPopTartMan: i know, which makes it even more aggravating-
Spider-Burrito: love you too
Spider-Burrito: anyways answer my question
Spider-Burrito: please
IronPopTartMan: omg
IronPopTartMan: anyways, it's everyone's regular orders for each different fast-food place, or restaurant we eat take-out from
Spider-Burrito: w o w
Spider-Burrito: that's a lot of stuff
IronPopTartMan: yeah well, i'm feeding a small army, so it's to be expected
Spider-Burrito: true
IronPopTartMan: anyways, i suppose it's the usuals for everyone?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: no
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i want shawarma
IronPopTartMan: everyone except clint... don't reply if you want the usual
IronPopTartMan: okay, ordering now
IronPopTartMan: okay, food is arriving in an hour and half, so everyone be at the dinning table by then
IronPopTartMan: anyways, pete, wanna go work in the work-shop during that time
Spider-Burrito: sure!
IronPopTartMan: k, be there in 5
Spider-Burrito: no problemo!
IronPopTartMan: food's arrived!
Spider-Burrito: AAAAAAAAAA-
IronPopTartMan: CLINT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ENTER FROM THE VENTS-
IronPopTartMan: holy fuck you're unbelievable
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i know
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: you guys still love me
SheBeSneaky: uh huh
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: okay, i can FEEL the sarcasm in that reply, how dare you
SheBeSneaky: what are you talking about?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: you're bleeding sarcasm in that reply too!
SheBeSneaky: no i'm not
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i can't believe you-
SheBeSneaky: right back at you
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: wait, this is my shawarma order?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: AAAWWWW, TONY, YOU DO CARE-
IronPopTartMan: shut up and just eat your god damn shawarma
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: UwU
IronPopTartMan: hey kid, why don't you eat a bit more?
Spider-Burrito: i'm just not that hungry
IronPopTartMan: that's what you've been saying for the past few days since the attack
IronPopTartMan: just eat a bit more, okay?
Spider-Burrito: ... fine
IronPopTartMan: thanks kid